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As many fingers as there are stars in the sky!
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It is so easy to have the correct opinion today. I would encourage you all to not over think it.
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Steve Harvey: Who is going to win?
[slamming buzzer] The people of the Twin Cities!
[Steve pointing to board] survey says:
TWIN CITIES 100
[family jumping up and down in celebration]
[slamming buzzer] The people of the Twin Cities!
[Steve pointing to board] survey says:
TWIN CITIES 100
[family jumping up and down in celebration]
January 19, 2026 at 1:29 PM
Steve Harvey: Who is going to win?
[slamming buzzer] The people of the Twin Cities!
[Steve pointing to board] survey says:
TWIN CITIES 100
[family jumping up and down in celebration]
[slamming buzzer] The people of the Twin Cities!
[Steve pointing to board] survey says:
TWIN CITIES 100
[family jumping up and down in celebration]
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True
January 19, 2026 at 1:26 PM
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And we will win. And we will win. And we will win.
January 19, 2026 at 1:01 PM
And we will win. And we will win. And we will win.
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People here are outside patrolling their neighborhoods in this, trying to keep their neighbors safe from lawless armed masked goons. Armed with whistles and vests, they are essentially fighting a war against their own government and its ethnic cleansing campaign.
January 19, 2026 at 12:43 PM
People here are outside patrolling their neighborhoods in this, trying to keep their neighbors safe from lawless armed masked goons. Armed with whistles and vests, they are essentially fighting a war against their own government and its ethnic cleansing campaign.
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[One of the judges] the word is "artichoke"
[Me, pausing then leaning into the mic, whispering] sissy says "artichoke" [leaning back] can you repeat the word?
[The judge, pales, stares at me, we lock eyes and then he lowers his head] uh... that's, uh... the correct spelling
[Everyone cheers]
[Me, pausing then leaning into the mic, whispering] sissy says "artichoke" [leaning back] can you repeat the word?
[The judge, pales, stares at me, we lock eyes and then he lowers his head] uh... that's, uh... the correct spelling
[Everyone cheers]
January 19, 2026 at 1:34 AM
[One of the judges] the word is "artichoke"
[Me, pausing then leaning into the mic, whispering] sissy says "artichoke" [leaning back] can you repeat the word?
[The judge, pales, stares at me, we lock eyes and then he lowers his head] uh... that's, uh... the correct spelling
[Everyone cheers]
[Me, pausing then leaning into the mic, whispering] sissy says "artichoke" [leaning back] can you repeat the word?
[The judge, pales, stares at me, we lock eyes and then he lowers his head] uh... that's, uh... the correct spelling
[Everyone cheers]
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The Little Engine That Cucks
January 17, 2026 at 9:37 PM
The Little Engine That Cucks
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they say below our feet there's a mycorrhizal network of friendship from which occasionally sprouts a fruiting buddy
January 17, 2026 at 6:20 PM
they say below our feet there's a mycorrhizal network of friendship from which occasionally sprouts a fruiting buddy
I disavow any party trying to capitalize on the bravery and fortitude of these cities. Fuck the dfl.
January 17, 2026 at 6:41 PM
I disavow any party trying to capitalize on the bravery and fortitude of these cities. Fuck the dfl.
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The Minnesota Star Tribune has reporters write about the ICE crackdown in Minnesota, then emails the next day’s layouts to Des Moines, Iowa, to be printed, then trucks the printed papers back to Minnesota for delivery, then can’t get the newspapers delivered because of the ICE crackdown in Minnesota
January 17, 2026 at 1:53 PM
The Minnesota Star Tribune has reporters write about the ICE crackdown in Minnesota, then emails the next day’s layouts to Des Moines, Iowa, to be printed, then trucks the printed papers back to Minnesota for delivery, then can’t get the newspapers delivered because of the ICE crackdown in Minnesota
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Lot of unpleasant faces in the news.
January 16, 2026 at 3:26 PM
Lot of unpleasant faces in the news.
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What she says: Don't worry about it. All wizards fail incantations from time to time.
What she's thinking: I bet Owayne the Rippled has a high Casting skill.
What she's thinking: I bet Owayne the Rippled has a high Casting skill.
January 15, 2026 at 4:30 PM
What she says: Don't worry about it. All wizards fail incantations from time to time.
What she's thinking: I bet Owayne the Rippled has a high Casting skill.
What she's thinking: I bet Owayne the Rippled has a high Casting skill.
The valor right now. The valor of these cities.
January 15, 2026 at 7:56 PM
The valor right now. The valor of these cities.
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i hate you man let's die
January 15, 2026 at 4:02 PM
i hate you man let's die
I drive by the governors mansion most days and what I have found most remarkable about this political moment is no one is demonstrating out front. We know that its no use pleading for protection. We are saving ourselves.
January 15, 2026 at 12:56 PM
I drive by the governors mansion most days and what I have found most remarkable about this political moment is no one is demonstrating out front. We know that its no use pleading for protection. We are saving ourselves.
Another day to marvel at the exceptional heroism and bravery of our neighbors.
January 15, 2026 at 12:18 PM
Another day to marvel at the exceptional heroism and bravery of our neighbors.
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Future generations will be proud of what we are doing here.
January 14, 2026 at 9:50 PM
Future generations will be proud of what we are doing here.
My geography degree will be rendered useless if we resurface the entire earth with nukes.
January 14, 2026 at 9:30 PM
My geography degree will be rendered useless if we resurface the entire earth with nukes.
Richard II by Titus Andronicus is the song of the day.
January 14, 2026 at 8:30 PM
Richard II by Titus Andronicus is the song of the day.
We're going to drive them out.
January 14, 2026 at 7:42 PM
We're going to drive them out.
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make sure they put enough atoms in there. they like to use void as a filler
January 14, 2026 at 7:11 PM
make sure they put enough atoms in there. they like to use void as a filler
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save us ghost of Gustavus Adolphus
January 14, 2026 at 6:59 PM
save us ghost of Gustavus Adolphus
They will dash themselves against this great rock, and the rock will not yield.
January 14, 2026 at 3:08 PM
They will dash themselves against this great rock, and the rock will not yield.
Pretty fucking epic that dilbert guy is dead but i'm a little busy over here on account of my kid's daycare might at any point get raided by the white nationalists
January 13, 2026 at 4:26 PM
Pretty fucking epic that dilbert guy is dead but i'm a little busy over here on account of my kid's daycare might at any point get raided by the white nationalists