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Dog food commercial where the dog on the screen is the son of Sam dog and he keeps telling me to do things.
December 1, 2025 at 1:47 AM
Dog food commercial where the dog on the screen is the son of Sam dog and he keeps telling me to do things.
I don't have to deal with you bye
December 1, 2025 at 12:21 AM
I don't have to deal with you bye
I fucking hate her man. Everything she's written is designed to make me livid.
December 1, 2025 at 12:07 AM
I fucking hate her man. Everything she's written is designed to make me livid.
Fox nfl robot forced to relive every second of the car accident that killed the nice elderly couple that he caused by drunk driving
November 30, 2025 at 9:57 PM
Fox nfl robot forced to relive every second of the car accident that killed the nice elderly couple that he caused by drunk driving
Hey man I hope god tortures you
November 30, 2025 at 7:58 PM
Hey man I hope god tortures you
Strong Floor, Featureless Void. The Endless Expanse. The Silence of a Landmarkless Eternity.
November 30, 2025 at 6:21 PM
Strong Floor, Featureless Void. The Endless Expanse. The Silence of a Landmarkless Eternity.
Wrote the loi for an acquisition in the hour the boys been asleep. Is he the greatest to ever do it? Yes.
November 30, 2025 at 3:25 PM
Wrote the loi for an acquisition in the hour the boys been asleep. Is he the greatest to ever do it? Yes.
The General from the commercials has been killed in a decapitation strike. Israeli intelligence is implicated.
November 30, 2025 at 1:43 PM
The General from the commercials has been killed in a decapitation strike. Israeli intelligence is implicated.
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andre 3000 on elevators andre 3000 on elevators andre 3000 on elevators andre 3000 on the funniest falls IMO
November 30, 2025 at 11:30 AM
andre 3000 on elevators andre 3000 on elevators andre 3000 on elevators andre 3000 on the funniest falls IMO
Tractors live on the farm with the animals.
November 29, 2025 at 11:56 PM
Tractors live on the farm with the animals.
Babies love to hate a thing with every fiber of their being then actually love it about two seconds later.
November 29, 2025 at 11:22 PM
Babies love to hate a thing with every fiber of their being then actually love it about two seconds later.
If you write an article about cancel culture for the new yorker, your life is forfeit.
November 29, 2025 at 9:58 PM
If you write an article about cancel culture for the new yorker, your life is forfeit.
Just committed a perfect crime. There are many perfect crimes, so it's incumbent on me to be humble.
November 29, 2025 at 8:47 PM
Just committed a perfect crime. There are many perfect crimes, so it's incumbent on me to be humble.
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November 29, 2025 at 7:37 PM
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Hype Hour Ryefuel
November 29, 2025 at 7:13 PM
Hype Hour Ryefuel
Belligerently stupid college juniors aren't people in my estimation, which is why I am not an educator.
November 29, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Belligerently stupid college juniors aren't people in my estimation, which is why I am not an educator.
Fucking revolting that I can get pesci's exact hitbox for practice.
November 29, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Fucking revolting that I can get pesci's exact hitbox for practice.
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*trying to befriend to USian rabble-rouser in jdpon camp* "how long has it been since your last burger?"
"7 years, 11 months, and 3 days. and 8 hours. but who's counting?"
*nodding, making sure my wire is picking up all this* "right, who's counting...."
"7 years, 11 months, and 3 days. and 8 hours. but who's counting?"
*nodding, making sure my wire is picking up all this* "right, who's counting...."
November 28, 2025 at 11:12 PM
*trying to befriend to USian rabble-rouser in jdpon camp* "how long has it been since your last burger?"
"7 years, 11 months, and 3 days. and 8 hours. but who's counting?"
*nodding, making sure my wire is picking up all this* "right, who's counting...."
"7 years, 11 months, and 3 days. and 8 hours. but who's counting?"
*nodding, making sure my wire is picking up all this* "right, who's counting...."
Adaptogens got me like 👶
November 28, 2025 at 6:33 PM
Adaptogens got me like 👶
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Asimo wait a minute that's my girl dog
November 28, 2025 at 6:12 PM
Asimo wait a minute that's my girl dog
Fox Football robot running a puppy mill
November 27, 2025 at 10:27 PM
Fox Football robot running a puppy mill
Bud Light should sponsor the army and give all the armymen a case of beer with every ration.
November 27, 2025 at 7:23 PM
Bud Light should sponsor the army and give all the armymen a case of beer with every ration.
@cia like what you see???
Easy To Use Map Of South America
November 27, 2025 at 7:21 PM
@cia like what you see???
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Easy To Use Map Of South America
November 27, 2025 at 7:01 PM
Easy To Use Map Of South America