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comfort foods @primpker.bsky.social · Dec 11
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Okay Myfriend @debianxfce.bsky.social · Dec 11
You're right.
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comfort foods @primpker.bsky.social · 11h
I love my mother and so it pained me to hear her say that the reason the Nobel committee gave the prize to Machado was that she was short, a brunette, and not "buxom," all of which was somehow intended to bother Trump.
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comfort foods @primpker.bsky.social · 1d
Every Brecher War Nerd opening monologue
Wound man image showing a human being assailed by various weapons.
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comfort foods @primpker.bsky.social · 1d
Please speak more slowly, something about the wasp venom is making me sleepy
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comfort foods @primpker.bsky.social · 1d
I'm waiting for the paralysis to wear off, so arguing seems like as fine a way as any to pass the time.
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comfort foods @primpker.bsky.social · 1d
I think the eggs are worse.
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Kevin Snyder @guns.bsky.social · Aug 20
I live in Hell
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comfort foods @primpker.bsky.social · 1d
No! Now I have to look.
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comfort foods @primpker.bsky.social · 1d
A wasp has stung me, paralyzed me, and laid eggs somewhere on my person. I will return the favor.
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comfort foods @primpker.bsky.social · 2d
Am I crazy or did a totally new stilted speech pattern emerge like overnight in this administration. Bondi and Miller have such an odd verbal affectation.
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comfort foods @primpker.bsky.social · 2d
You're not good at it.
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comfort foods @primpker.bsky.social · 2d
You believe that Kim Kardashian can use her assclout to get the epstein files released?
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comfort foods @primpker.bsky.social · 2d
what are you talking about
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comfort foods @primpker.bsky.social · 2d
Yeah that 13-14 stretch was so much more impactful than I gave it credit for at the time.
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comfort foods @primpker.bsky.social · 2d
We have to kill Kim Kardashian before 2014.
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comfort foods @primpker.bsky.social · 2d
on account of how fucked up everything is these days online, maybe Kim Kardashian did indeed break the internet when she released that photo of her big butt. We have to go back in time and kill her.
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Jac @dairyqueenslime.bsky.social · 3d
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comfort foods @primpker.bsky.social · 3d
It's a rewilding exercise
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domino @stopmrdomino.bsky.social · 3d
shinzo abe
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comfort foods @primpker.bsky.social · 4d
*Bane voice* Ah, I have found you on Linkedin!
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comfort foods @primpker.bsky.social · 4d
I do not recognize your authority. The only entity that shall have power over me is the leopard that jumps out of the tree ambush-style and bites my brain stem and kills me. You are no leopard, sir.
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comfort foods @primpker.bsky.social · 5d
Bonobos did not invent the orgy but they perfected it.
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comfort foods @primpker.bsky.social · 5d
Ouuugh
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Santana Abraxas @slime-golem.biz · 5d
The year is 1066. William the Conqueror rules England. Only the English stand against the English. Battlefields are battlefields.
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comfort foods @primpker.bsky.social · 5d
Vaccine day for old primp. Let's get a 💉 going in the comments.
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Villein 🔒 @villein.bsky.social · 7d
Deep Focus Snoopy Hardstyle & Gabber Autumn Relaxation 🍁☕️ | Lofi K-Hole Radio Snoopy Energy for Work ✍️💊
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