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😱🩸Spooky SpectreKILLoquy 🎃🔪 @caulimovirus.bsky.social · 1h

ooh yeah

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😱🩸Spooky SpectreKILLoquy 🎃🔪 @caulimovirus.bsky.social · 10h

Doctor Who wearing a sweater vest with a bunch of question marks on it would be very on brand

😱🩸Spooky SpectreKILLoquy 🎃🔪 @caulimovirus.bsky.social · 10h

i would use it

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😱🩸Spooky SpectreKILLoquy 🎃🔪 @caulimovirus.bsky.social · 12h

dr finkelstein from the nightmare before christmas with a similarly shaped skull as the new usps truck

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😱🩸Spooky SpectreKILLoquy 🎃🔪 @caulimovirus.bsky.social · 12h

yeah

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😱🩸Spooky SpectreKILLoquy 🎃🔪 @caulimovirus.bsky.social · 12h

but i do have it.

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😱🩸Spooky SpectreKILLoquy 🎃🔪 @caulimovirus.bsky.social · 12h

actually i’m the one who has plenary authority. i won’t use it though.

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The House of Pod @kavehmd.bsky.social · 13h

Mulling over ideas for the annual Halloween episode with @caulimovirus.bsky.social. Let me know what suggestions you have.

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😱🩸Spooky SpectreKILLoquy 🎃🔪 @caulimovirus.bsky.social · 12h

doc said my stimbastate levels were the highest he’d ever seen

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😱🩸Spooky SpectreKILLoquy 🎃🔪 @caulimovirus.bsky.social · 16h

🫵😂

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😱🩸Spooky SpectreKILLoquy 🎃🔪 @caulimovirus.bsky.social · 16h

Kuykendahl

if they pronounce it the way Goofy would pronounce it, they’re not from around here

Merriam-Webster @merriam-webster.com · 22h

What’s the word where you’re from that, when pronounced exactly as it looks, identifies a tourist immediately?

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😱🩸Spooky SpectreKILLoquy 🎃🔪 @caulimovirus.bsky.social · 16h

after a day of meetings on zoom, i have come to appreciate george lucas’ decision to portray a technologically advanced civilization capable of interstellar space flight to still have communication systems with notably shitty audio quality

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😱🩸Spooky SpectreKILLoquy 🎃🔪 @caulimovirus.bsky.social · 18h

what an odd thing to say

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😱🩸Spooky SpectreKILLoquy 🎃🔪 @caulimovirus.bsky.social · 18h

my dad also found all the other special rocks that can be used to make arrowheads in the area and sealed them up in a cave so you have to use his (now my) rock if you wanna make arrowheads.

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😱🩸Spooky SpectreKILLoquy 🎃🔪 @caulimovirus.bsky.social · 18h

i’m the lucky one because my dad gave me the rock.

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😱🩸Spooky SpectreKILLoquy 🎃🔪 @caulimovirus.bsky.social · 18h

i have a special rock that can be used to make arrowheads. it’s my rock though so you can’t use it unless you give me half the arrowheads you make. no i do not use my rock to make arrowheads, why do you ask?

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😱🩸Spooky SpectreKILLoquy 🎃🔪 @caulimovirus.bsky.social · 19h

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😱🩸Spooky SpectreKILLoquy 🎃🔪 @caulimovirus.bsky.social · 20h

“there is a difference between following someone to see what they’re saying and following someone b/c you endorse their views” if you follow matty yglesias to see what he’s saying then you are a boob. a nincompoop. a dummy dum dum. and people should be warned of this fact with a public mark of shame

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😱🩸Spooky SpectreKILLoquy 🎃🔪 @caulimovirus.bsky.social · 20h

also this website has lists! you can just create a list called “stupids” and use that to see what the stupids are saying

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😱🩸Spooky SpectreKILLoquy 🎃🔪 @caulimovirus.bsky.social · 20h

“there is a difference between following someone to see what they’re saying and following someone b/c you endorse their views” if you follow matty yglesias to see what he’s saying then you are a boob. a nincompoop. a dummy dum dum. and people should be warned of this fact with a public mark of shame

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😱🩸Spooky SpectreKILLoquy 🎃🔪 @caulimovirus.bsky.social · 20h

as you age and expand and your tissues loosen, you too will fall prey to an obstructed pharynx

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😱🩸Spooky SpectreKILLoquy 🎃🔪 @caulimovirus.bsky.social · 20h

obviously the sampling bias at play here is that i am only seeing people who are unwell and coming to clinic, but that’s simply because time makes fools of us all

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😱🩸Spooky SpectreKILLoquy 🎃🔪 @caulimovirus.bsky.social · 20h

i’m always wary of becoming one of those “everybody has an undiagnosed vitamin c deficiency!” physicians who approaches every patient with their own pet issue but … everybody has undiagnosed sleep apnea and they’re just walking around this world feeling miserable all the time

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😱🩸Spooky SpectreKILLoquy 🎃🔪 @caulimovirus.bsky.social · 22h

ah, well, okay then 👍

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😱🩸Spooky SpectreKILLoquy 🎃🔪 @caulimovirus.bsky.social · 22h

yeah i mean it’s a very effective public pressure to disincentivize hanging out with dipshits. you shouldn’t go to jail for it but also i am of no obligation to tolerate or entertain you if you do.

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😱🩸Spooky SpectreKILLoquy 🎃🔪 @caulimovirus.bsky.social · 22h

“but what if your heuristic is wrong and you unfairly exclude someone who would otherwise get along with you?” there are 8 billion people in the world

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