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Screaming Pectoriloquy
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Renewed Kidney Enthusiast

no longer in📍 Gary, Indiana
Pinned
“Ah, yes, I see now; something is definitely wrong with your jaw.”
the next president MUST be born in their caul
November 26, 2025 at 5:10 AM
can you use the green parts of leeks or do grocers just leave them there as a prank
November 26, 2025 at 5:09 AM
DID YOU KNOW: there is enough space in all the world’s oceans to swallow every man, woman, and child alive?
November 26, 2025 at 5:05 AM
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If people want to understand why American politics went bananas in 2012, the reason is that the moderate black President took a modest but consequential step toward decoupling healthcare from employment and every billionaire immediately poured their entire portfolio into race-hate media
November 26, 2025 at 1:37 AM
i feel like some people really do believe they’re gonna live forever
November 26, 2025 at 12:51 AM
November 25, 2025 at 8:24 PM
if you a driving a bus on a winding mountain road and you suddenly see yourself careening towards a cliff, the brakes only work if you apply them before you tumble over the cliff
November 25, 2025 at 8:21 PM
rfk jr is swimming in my pool and i can see the barnacles on his trunk
November 25, 2025 at 8:03 PM
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Many people think the movie “quigley down under” was a part of a planned “quigley” franchise but it was actually a part of the “down under” cinematic universe which included movies like “quigley down under”, “the rescuers down under” “she-devil down under” and “I spit on your grave down under”
November 25, 2025 at 8:37 AM
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I have no ass and I must shit
May 7, 2025 at 12:51 AM
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I have no ass and I must shit.
May 17, 2025 at 11:50 PM
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I have no ass and I must shit
June 27, 2025 at 12:50 PM
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"I have no ass, and I must shit"
July 16, 2025 at 1:46 AM
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"I have no ass and I must shit"
August 13, 2025 at 11:53 PM
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I Have No Ass, And I Must Shit
August 12, 2025 at 2:54 PM
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I Have No Ass And I Must Shit
September 20, 2025 at 5:37 AM
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I have no Ass, and I Must Shit
October 6, 2025 at 9:35 PM
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I have no ass and I must shit
October 17, 2025 at 2:49 PM
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"I have no ass and I must shit"
November 7, 2025 at 8:59 PM
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I have no ass and I must shit
November 13, 2025 at 7:18 PM
gonna make some pizza
November 25, 2025 at 12:32 AM
ask your doctor about chinikurasiki root extract

do not take chinikurasiki root extract if there are known interactions with your current prescription medication

do not take chinikurasiki root extract if you are GLMP3Ra+

do not expose chinikurasiki root extract to sunlight or total darkness
November 24, 2025 at 10:29 PM
this guy owes me money
November 24, 2025 at 10:15 AM
if you ask any woman if they would live on a planet of only women they will respond “when can we make this happen?” but if you ask any given man if they would live on a planet of only men they will respond “i am going to shoot you to death with a gun”
November 24, 2025 at 10:09 AM