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“Ah, yes, I see now; something is definitely wrong with your jaw.”
Old illustration showing the mechanism for doctor’s headlamp and how it reflects an external light source to allow them to look into the patient’s throat. In the drawing, the patient’s side of the face is removed for purpose of illustrating the light’s path, but it looks like his jaw is falling off.
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bonnie make the sautéed onions → balsamic glaze and pour it over something, anything, it’s so good
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Jack M. Bickham is doing for professional tennis what Dick Francis has done for horse racing
paperback cover of jack m nick ham book breakfast at wimbledon with blurb 
"Jack M. Bickham is doing for professional tennis what Dick Francis has done for horse racing."
-The New York Times Book Review paperback cover of jack m bickham book overhead with blurb 

"Jack M. Bickham is doing for professional tennis what Dick Francis has done for horse racing."
-The New York Times Book Review
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this is gonna do numbers with the Dick Francis lot
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here’s a free article title for any equine care specialists out there

Flesh Be Not Proud: special considerations for wound care strategies in equine populations
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they could’ve just made the red bags 4.5% as well
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there are currently over 60 scripted television shows in production and to my knowledge not a single one of them has Steve Guttenberg on board to play Steve Guttenberg and we are all the worse off for it
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the 2010 episode of Party Down titled “Steve Guttenberg’s Birthday” is all the evidence you need to support the assertion “What this television show needs is an episode where Steve Guttenberg plays Steve Guttenberg”
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that’s what they got available here. they’re not baby bellas and they’re not the six inch saucers. will take a picture when i buy more today.
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these are all solid entries on the list but i do encourage everyone to watch Smoky and the Bandit 3 just to ask yourself “how in the hell did this movie get made?”
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Death Wish
Death Wish 2: Death Wisher
Death Wish with a Vengeance
Live Free or Death Wish
A Good Day to Death Wish
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a universe where someone might conceivably say “the series really fell off after Halloween 28: Rat People”
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alternate universe where Halloween 2 was Season of the Witch and there are now 47 different titles in the series.
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no it genuinely sucks i hate this electric stove, i was spoiled by my old gas stove but also we don’t wanna go back to gas so induction is our future
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i’m working with what i got. eventually we’re gonna move to induction but that’s a ways away
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also i was afraid i had instantly burnt the mushrooms due to the initial searing temperature (i’m new to electric and stainless steel), but instead it gave it a rich smoky flavor that worked really well.
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i went to clean the pan and there were some juices left over and i sampled a little bit with my finger and it was heaven so i sampled some more and i even considered just lifting the pan to my lips for one big slurp but my wife was watching me so i thought better of it
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i’m working with an electric stove top and stainless steel pans for the first time and it has been An Adventure
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yesterday i made silver-dollar sized sautéed portabella mushrooms covered with sliced mozzarella and a balsamic vinegar glaze (sautéed diced red onions with balsamic vinegar, brown sugar and salt, reduced to “sticky enough”) and i’ve been thinking about it all day. so simple but so delicious.
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if the top two beans were opposite each other in the 🫘 emoji instead of stacked, it would be a pretty good kidney transplant emoji