Return of the Cmonmacques
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Un éléphant. Pour de vrai.
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With Al, no university will need to trouble themselves with pesky human students ever again. Instead they'll have Al students who are all sexy ladies with big juggs and 17 fingers. The men professors can dote on them and when they see a lady professor can shout "it's over for you!". It's a paradise
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I never understood the plot of the movie "the notebook" because if my wife had dementia, rather than go on and on about some boring love triangle in the 1940's i'd instead tell her we both met while we were members of the teenage mutant ninja turtles.
January 18, 2026 at 3:10 PM
I never understood the plot of the movie "the notebook" because if my wife had dementia, rather than go on and on about some boring love triangle in the 1940's i'd instead tell her we both met while we were members of the teenage mutant ninja turtles.
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'don draper and friends presented by lucky strike'
It’s so stupid how they called the show “mad men” when “ad men” was far more appropriate
January 18, 2026 at 4:01 PM
'don draper and friends presented by lucky strike'
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It’s so stupid how they called the show “mad men” when “ad men” was far more appropriate
January 18, 2026 at 4:34 AM
It’s so stupid how they called the show “mad men” when “ad men” was far more appropriate
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loved this movie, but amanda stole every scene she was in
January 18, 2026 at 3:48 PM
loved this movie, but amanda stole every scene she was in
“Wow it’s so wild how you look nothing like me. Best of luck on your wedding and next time it’s best to talk through my lawyer…”
If I ever became hip to the fact that the daughter of an old fling was trying to mama Mia me and three other dudes I’d swim off that Grecian island faster than you can say “Chiquitita”
January 18, 2026 at 3:38 PM
“Wow it’s so wild how you look nothing like me. Best of luck on your wedding and next time it’s best to talk through my lawyer…”
If I ever became hip to the fact that the daughter of an old fling was trying to mama Mia me and three other dudes I’d swim off that Grecian island faster than you can say “Chiquitita”
January 18, 2026 at 3:37 PM
If I ever became hip to the fact that the daughter of an old fling was trying to mama Mia me and three other dudes I’d swim off that Grecian island faster than you can say “Chiquitita”
Maybeeee but she’s been around for a hot minute like she was in the les mis movie and mama Mia. I think she’ll make it through a fun Paul Feig outing
January 18, 2026 at 3:32 PM
Maybeeee but she’s been around for a hot minute like she was in the les mis movie and mama Mia. I think she’ll make it through a fun Paul Feig outing
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(Also true of their stage musical versions [since I'm sure you were wondering])
If you listen to facts and logic and are a reasonable person you'll clearly see that big fish makes the notebook irrelevant and you shouldn't bother with that movie anymore
January 18, 2026 at 3:30 PM
(Also true of their stage musical versions [since I'm sure you were wondering])
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we never should’ve let cars get bigger than this
December 10, 2025 at 7:30 AM
we never should’ve let cars get bigger than this
Yeah like Fuentes comes from a mixed well off background like his entire Nazi shtick is larding. One of the most pathetic humans alive and deeply telling that the conservative movement is threatened by him potentially taking over
January 18, 2026 at 3:27 PM
Yeah like Fuentes comes from a mixed well off background like his entire Nazi shtick is larding. One of the most pathetic humans alive and deeply telling that the conservative movement is threatened by him potentially taking over
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Nick must have heard Epstein fucked dudes too
January 18, 2026 at 3:23 PM
Nick must have heard Epstein fucked dudes too
"No i'm not a contrarian buffoon, i just love saying how cool Hitler and Jeffrey Epstein were! Yknow why? BOLD TRUTHS! Also I hate whatever movie you say you like...."
January 18, 2026 at 3:23 PM
"No i'm not a contrarian buffoon, i just love saying how cool Hitler and Jeffrey Epstein were! Yknow why? BOLD TRUTHS! Also I hate whatever movie you say you like...."
If you listen to facts and logic and are a reasonable person you'll clearly see that big fish makes the notebook irrelevant and you shouldn't bother with that movie anymore
January 18, 2026 at 3:21 PM
If you listen to facts and logic and are a reasonable person you'll clearly see that big fish makes the notebook irrelevant and you shouldn't bother with that movie anymore
"Oh you want a clearly visible unsubscribe button on an email? What's say we carve up that pretty continent of yours, hmm!?"
January 18, 2026 at 3:19 PM
"Oh you want a clearly visible unsubscribe button on an email? What's say we carve up that pretty continent of yours, hmm!?"
Brother, lemme tell ya, they were DYNAMITE
January 18, 2026 at 3:13 PM
Brother, lemme tell ya, they were DYNAMITE
She's such a favorite! Ever since jennifers body i've loved her wild eyed style of performance. Truly a scream queen through and through
January 18, 2026 at 3:13 PM
She's such a favorite! Ever since jennifers body i've loved her wild eyed style of performance. Truly a scream queen through and through
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she's good as shit, I'm glad. I loved Things heard & seen or whatever it was called and In Time with Timberlake she looked totally different in that. I'm glad cause I like her
January 18, 2026 at 3:11 PM
she's good as shit, I'm glad. I loved Things heard & seen or whatever it was called and In Time with Timberlake she looked totally different in that. I'm glad cause I like her
It makes me genuinely upset when I think about how much better that movie would have been if james garner started talking about the technodrome
January 18, 2026 at 3:12 PM
It makes me genuinely upset when I think about how much better that movie would have been if james garner started talking about the technodrome
I never understood the plot of the movie "the notebook" because if my wife had dementia, rather than go on and on about some boring love triangle in the 1940's i'd instead tell her we both met while we were members of the teenage mutant ninja turtles.
January 18, 2026 at 3:10 PM
I never understood the plot of the movie "the notebook" because if my wife had dementia, rather than go on and on about some boring love triangle in the 1940's i'd instead tell her we both met while we were members of the teenage mutant ninja turtles.
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i think the mayor of america’s woke wife being the hottest woman alive killed the movement
January 18, 2026 at 3:08 PM
i think the mayor of america’s woke wife being the hottest woman alive killed the movement
I've always been a bit of an iconoclast, like that time I tried to make a dog smoke cigarettes
January 18, 2026 at 3:08 PM
I've always been a bit of an iconoclast, like that time I tried to make a dog smoke cigarettes
Nooooo her look changes uhhh alot. I'd say she steals the show tbh. Firing on all cylinders in this one fr fr
January 18, 2026 at 3:06 PM
Nooooo her look changes uhhh alot. I'd say she steals the show tbh. Firing on all cylinders in this one fr fr
So, the housemaid was indeed a banger and I think it's funny that Sidney Sweeney keeps being this barometer for whether or not "woke" is dead and if that's the case, this movie proves woke is back and absolutely on a warpath of some serious fucking revenge.
January 18, 2026 at 3:05 PM
So, the housemaid was indeed a banger and I think it's funny that Sidney Sweeney keeps being this barometer for whether or not "woke" is dead and if that's the case, this movie proves woke is back and absolutely on a warpath of some serious fucking revenge.