Return of the Cmonmacques
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Un éléphant. Pour de vrai.
Pinned
With Al, no university will need to trouble themselves with pesky human students ever again. Instead they'll have Al students who are all sexy ladies with big juggs and 17 fingers. The men professors can dote on them and when they see a lady professor can shout "it's over for you!". It's a paradise
Harris also asked Beshear if he would give up national secrets for a "bucket of delicious fried chicken"
CNN reports today that Kamala Harris' presidential campaign also asked Tim Walz if he was ever an agent of China— debunking Josh Shapiro's claims of exceptional scrutiny due to his Jewish identity.
Walz was also asked about foreign ties during Harris vetting, sources tell CNN | CNN Politics
Josh Shapiro wasn’t the only finalist to be Kamala Harris’ running mate who was asked if he had ever been an agent of a foreign government, four sources familiar with the matter told CNN on Monday. Ti...
www.cnn.com
January 20, 2026 at 12:31 AM
Harris also asked Beshear if he would give up national secrets for a "bucket of delicious fried chicken"
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Local fox affiliate after sports last night led with "A Dispute Over Greenland"
January 20, 2026 at 12:29 AM
Local fox affiliate after sports last night led with "A Dispute Over Greenland"
I like seeing the news call it "the greenland issue".
January 20, 2026 at 12:22 AM
I like seeing the news call it "the greenland issue".
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im doomed on my car payment.
my car insurance has been off for 8 days
please send tips and miracles
i don't know what to do . this month has been so hard
im trans and all my work is free
📝 junoryleejournalism.com
🔗 linktr.ee/junostump
🫙 venmo.com/u/junostump
Paypal: juno(dot)stump(at)gmail
my car insurance has been off for 8 days
please send tips and miracles
i don't know what to do . this month has been so hard
im trans and all my work is free
📝 junoryleejournalism.com
🔗 linktr.ee/junostump
🫙 venmo.com/u/junostump
Paypal: juno(dot)stump(at)gmail
January 19, 2026 at 1:00 AM
im doomed on my car payment.
my car insurance has been off for 8 days
please send tips and miracles
i don't know what to do . this month has been so hard
im trans and all my work is free
📝 junoryleejournalism.com
🔗 linktr.ee/junostump
🫙 venmo.com/u/junostump
Paypal: juno(dot)stump(at)gmail
my car insurance has been off for 8 days
please send tips and miracles
i don't know what to do . this month has been so hard
im trans and all my work is free
📝 junoryleejournalism.com
🔗 linktr.ee/junostump
🫙 venmo.com/u/junostump
Paypal: juno(dot)stump(at)gmail
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She also asked me if I was a spy for big boobies and I said “no, I’m just a fan!”
CNN reports today that Kamala Harris' presidential campaign also asked Tim Walz if he was ever an agent of China— debunking Josh Shapiro's claims of exceptional scrutiny due to his Jewish identity.
Walz was also asked about foreign ties during Harris vetting, sources tell CNN | CNN Politics
Josh Shapiro wasn’t the only finalist to be Kamala Harris’ running mate who was asked if he had ever been an agent of a foreign government, four sources familiar with the matter told CNN on Monday. Ti...
www.cnn.com
January 19, 2026 at 11:51 PM
She also asked me if I was a spy for big boobies and I said “no, I’m just a fan!”
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CNN reports today that Kamala Harris' presidential campaign also asked Tim Walz if he was ever an agent of China— debunking Josh Shapiro's claims of exceptional scrutiny due to his Jewish identity.
Walz was also asked about foreign ties during Harris vetting, sources tell CNN | CNN Politics
Josh Shapiro wasn’t the only finalist to be Kamala Harris’ running mate who was asked if he had ever been an agent of a foreign government, four sources familiar with the matter told CNN on Monday. Ti...
www.cnn.com
January 19, 2026 at 7:46 PM
CNN reports today that Kamala Harris' presidential campaign also asked Tim Walz if he was ever an agent of China— debunking Josh Shapiro's claims of exceptional scrutiny due to his Jewish identity.
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It's the Karen presidency. Everything going on is because one dumb old asshole didn't get his way and now it's everyone's problem
every single goddam crisis happening right now is self imposed
January 19, 2026 at 6:09 PM
It's the Karen presidency. Everything going on is because one dumb old asshole didn't get his way and now it's everyone's problem
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Perb Moltlinker shares if he agrees, so why won’t you?
January 19, 2026 at 11:29 PM
Perb Moltlinker shares if he agrees, so why won’t you?
Oh I remember Michelle
January 19, 2026 at 11:30 PM
Oh I remember Michelle
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Hey everybody! The faildaughter of a real estate tycoon that needs three steps to use a soda stream has some opinions about rent in a city she’s barely lived in
January 19, 2026 at 7:01 PM
Hey everybody! The faildaughter of a real estate tycoon that needs three steps to use a soda stream has some opinions about rent in a city she’s barely lived in
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if you think this administration is mentally unwell, you should see the cognitive sewage that its political base is consuming... it's hard to look at the absolute psychosis being peddled by candace owens (larger audience than fox, cnn and msnbc combined) and not conclude that things only get crazier
January 19, 2026 at 8:25 PM
if you think this administration is mentally unwell, you should see the cognitive sewage that its political base is consuming... it's hard to look at the absolute psychosis being peddled by candace owens (larger audience than fox, cnn and msnbc combined) and not conclude that things only get crazier
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This is the poster administration and it helps to understand who they're posting for: essentially, the biggest scumbag Steam forum trolls in the world
if you think this administration is mentally unwell, you should see the cognitive sewage that its political base is consuming... it's hard to look at the absolute psychosis being peddled by candace owens (larger audience than fox, cnn and msnbc combined) and not conclude that things only get crazier
January 19, 2026 at 10:27 PM
This is the poster administration and it helps to understand who they're posting for: essentially, the biggest scumbag Steam forum trolls in the world
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“The truth always lies somewhere in the middle” has to be one of my least favorite phrases. Sometimes, one side is actually truthful and one side is actually malicious and lying!
January 19, 2026 at 8:34 PM
“The truth always lies somewhere in the middle” has to be one of my least favorite phrases. Sometimes, one side is actually truthful and one side is actually malicious and lying!
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Gavin Newsom has never had a homeless, a working unhoused, or an affordable housing advocate on his podcast despite governing California.
So yeah I think it’s weird that he’s entertained & platformed multiple fascists while grinning, nodding & relenting to their easily defeatable talking points.
So yeah I think it’s weird that he’s entertained & platformed multiple fascists while grinning, nodding & relenting to their easily defeatable talking points.
January 16, 2026 at 5:05 AM
Gavin Newsom has never had a homeless, a working unhoused, or an affordable housing advocate on his podcast despite governing California.
So yeah I think it’s weird that he’s entertained & platformed multiple fascists while grinning, nodding & relenting to their easily defeatable talking points.
So yeah I think it’s weird that he’s entertained & platformed multiple fascists while grinning, nodding & relenting to their easily defeatable talking points.
This says so much about society when you stop and think about it
January 19, 2026 at 11:19 PM
This says so much about society when you stop and think about it
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Bort Thalidomide is used to seeing RESULTS.
January 19, 2026 at 11:13 PM
Bort Thalidomide is used to seeing RESULTS.
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I’m Brink Tolmindrian and I am here for engagement.
January 19, 2026 at 11:10 PM
I’m Brink Tolmindrian and I am here for engagement.
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Bork Lindtraminson believes social media is for doing numbers.
January 19, 2026 at 11:11 PM
Bork Lindtraminson believes social media is for doing numbers.
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My god, imagine thinking you are “making a difference” by posting
This post is from two years ago
January 19, 2026 at 11:09 PM
My god, imagine thinking you are “making a difference” by posting
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both of those are fake names
January 19, 2026 at 11:09 PM
both of those are fake names
This post is from two years ago
January 19, 2026 at 11:06 PM
This post is from two years ago
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Theory: for every 7,000 reliable dem voters that become alienated as the party moves right, the democrats gain one republican who says publicly that they’ll support a democratic candidate but doesn’t actually vote for that candidate
January 19, 2026 at 6:45 PM
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he's bringing people with him. in a suitcase because he wears them as clothes
January 19, 2026 at 6:26 PM
he's bringing people with him. in a suitcase because he wears them as clothes
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Occasionally, online, you will meet a Remarkable Dickhead
January 19, 2026 at 6:25 PM
Occasionally, online, you will meet a Remarkable Dickhead