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Un éléphant. Pour de vrai.
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With Al, no university will need to trouble themselves with pesky human students ever again. Instead they'll have Al students who are all sexy ladies with big juggs and 17 fingers. The men professors can dote on them and when they see a lady professor can shout "it's over for you!". It's a paradise
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I never understood the plot of the movie "the notebook" because if my wife had dementia, rather than go on and on about some boring love triangle in the 1940's i'd instead tell her we both met while we were members of the teenage mutant ninja turtles.
January 18, 2026 at 3:10 PM
I never understood the plot of the movie "the notebook" because if my wife had dementia, rather than go on and on about some boring love triangle in the 1940's i'd instead tell her we both met while we were members of the teenage mutant ninja turtles.
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It always blew my mind that Jesse the body Ventura never launched a cookie franchise called “Jesse biscotti Ventura”
January 19, 2026 at 1:55 AM
It always blew my mind that Jesse the body Ventura never launched a cookie franchise called “Jesse biscotti Ventura”
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I showed you my prunus. Please respond
January 19, 2026 at 1:36 AM
I showed you my prunus. Please respond
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and I looked, and behold a pale chicken: and his name that sat on him was Death, and Hell followed with him
January 19, 2026 at 1:35 AM
and I looked, and behold a pale chicken: and his name that sat on him was Death, and Hell followed with him
I had it listed as it’s complicated for a decade while an ancient Mesopotamian entity possessed my mind and body and also I was in a throuple
Remember when you could change your relationship status on social media to "it's complicated" like what a weird option
January 19, 2026 at 1:01 AM
I had it listed as it’s complicated for a decade while an ancient Mesopotamian entity possessed my mind and body and also I was in a throuple
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Remember when you could change your relationship status on social media to "it's complicated" like what a weird option
January 19, 2026 at 12:54 AM
Remember when you could change your relationship status on social media to "it's complicated" like what a weird option
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You're Absolutely Right™!
(good for code, very good for some specific workloads involving producing text derived from images, laughable for math, sort of interesting for some kinds of automation and natural language interfaces, horrendous for most things business wants it for)
(good for code, very good for some specific workloads involving producing text derived from images, laughable for math, sort of interesting for some kinds of automation and natural language interfaces, horrendous for most things business wants it for)
January 19, 2026 at 12:55 AM
You're Absolutely Right™!
(good for code, very good for some specific workloads involving producing text derived from images, laughable for math, sort of interesting for some kinds of automation and natural language interfaces, horrendous for most things business wants it for)
(good for code, very good for some specific workloads involving producing text derived from images, laughable for math, sort of interesting for some kinds of automation and natural language interfaces, horrendous for most things business wants it for)
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Somebody get Gore Vidal on the phone. www.pbs.org/video/indepe...
January 19, 2026 at 12:50 AM
Somebody get Gore Vidal on the phone. www.pbs.org/video/indepe...
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He supported US Jim Crow and South African apartheid until the bitter end! Doesn’t get a lot more Nazi than that!
January 19, 2026 at 12:48 AM
He supported US Jim Crow and South African apartheid until the bitter end! Doesn’t get a lot more Nazi than that!
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Rogan: so like are you in the pocket of Big Being Reasonable or what?
January 19, 2026 at 12:47 AM
Rogan: so like are you in the pocket of Big Being Reasonable or what?
William F Buckley WAS a crypto Nazi 🤷🏻
January 19, 2026 at 12:46 AM
William F Buckley WAS a crypto Nazi 🤷🏻
I love how Ben Affleck magically shows up to the biggest liberal dipshits’ shows just to crack their brains about how fucking stupid they are. Sometimes a hero has to tell Joe Rogan AI isn’t actually all that incredible. Sometimes a hero has gotta tell Bill Maher Muslims are actually human beings.
Insights from Ben Affleck on AI:
• AI can help write scenes but can't create full movies.
• Job loss fears are overblown because adoption of new tech is slow; it's hype for startup valuations.
• ChatGPT v5 is ~25% better but costs 4x.
• Users actually preferred v4's sycophancy for companionship.
• AI can help write scenes but can't create full movies.
• Job loss fears are overblown because adoption of new tech is slow; it's hype for startup valuations.
• ChatGPT v5 is ~25% better but costs 4x.
• Users actually preferred v4's sycophancy for companionship.
January 19, 2026 at 12:44 AM
I love how Ben Affleck magically shows up to the biggest liberal dipshits’ shows just to crack their brains about how fucking stupid they are. Sometimes a hero has to tell Joe Rogan AI isn’t actually all that incredible. Sometimes a hero has gotta tell Bill Maher Muslims are actually human beings.
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“It turns out Gavin newsome wasn’t on our side. Maybe Richard Hanania is on our side…” congratulations and welcome to the MAGA movement
January 18, 2026 at 11:43 PM
“It turns out Gavin newsome wasn’t on our side. Maybe Richard Hanania is on our side…” congratulations and welcome to the MAGA movement
Richard Hanania is not on your side, folks
January 18, 2026 at 11:21 PM
Richard Hanania is not on your side, folks
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americans, please: do not take the bait by resisting ICE yourselves. just give the democrats $20. they will give it to ICE so they can train more guys
January 18, 2026 at 9:15 PM
americans, please: do not take the bait by resisting ICE yourselves. just give the democrats $20. they will give it to ICE so they can train more guys
I’m so sorry, Europe, but you’re all about to find out about one of the most pathetic men alive
The incredibly lukewarm Democratic response on Greenland is being noticed in Europe, incidentally.
Chuck Schumer not finding a stronger word than “quixotic” for Trump’s plan to seize Greenland has been name checked to me more than once.
Chuck Schumer not finding a stronger word than “quixotic” for Trump’s plan to seize Greenland has been name checked to me more than once.
But Americans who want to save the alliance with Europe must have no illusions about how bad a condition this transatlantic partnership is in.
January 18, 2026 at 11:12 PM
I’m so sorry, Europe, but you’re all about to find out about one of the most pathetic men alive
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The incredibly lukewarm Democratic response on Greenland is being noticed in Europe, incidentally.
Chuck Schumer not finding a stronger word than “quixotic” for Trump’s plan to seize Greenland has been name checked to me more than once.
Chuck Schumer not finding a stronger word than “quixotic” for Trump’s plan to seize Greenland has been name checked to me more than once.
But Americans who want to save the alliance with Europe must have no illusions about how bad a condition this transatlantic partnership is in.
January 18, 2026 at 10:05 PM
The incredibly lukewarm Democratic response on Greenland is being noticed in Europe, incidentally.
Chuck Schumer not finding a stronger word than “quixotic” for Trump’s plan to seize Greenland has been name checked to me more than once.
Chuck Schumer not finding a stronger word than “quixotic” for Trump’s plan to seize Greenland has been name checked to me more than once.
One of the best signs for Americas future prosperity is all the casinos being built in major metropolitan areas instead of regulations shooting draft kings into the sun. That’s how you know we’re headed in the right direction.
now would be such a good time to teach the young ones how life ruining a gambling addiction can be
January 18, 2026 at 11:06 PM
One of the best signs for Americas future prosperity is all the casinos being built in major metropolitan areas instead of regulations shooting draft kings into the sun. That’s how you know we’re headed in the right direction.
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now would be such a good time to teach the young ones how life ruining a gambling addiction can be
January 18, 2026 at 11:03 PM
now would be such a good time to teach the young ones how life ruining a gambling addiction can be
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2000-2025: facts over feelings, no safe spaces, be a fucking man
2026: your dismissive body language has left the fourth Minneapolis infantry with anxiety
2026: your dismissive body language has left the fourth Minneapolis infantry with anxiety
"We've seen over a thousand percent increase in assaults on ICE officers, 8,000 verbal assaults on them...."
January 18, 2026 at 10:00 PM
2000-2025: facts over feelings, no safe spaces, be a fucking man
2026: your dismissive body language has left the fourth Minneapolis infantry with anxiety
2026: your dismissive body language has left the fourth Minneapolis infantry with anxiety
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Yeah he can meme all day but hes not helping a Zohran get elected lol
January 18, 2026 at 10:59 PM
Yeah he can meme all day but hes not helping a Zohran get elected lol
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Billy may have a role yet to play in the wars to come. I bet he could feed a dozen men. I'm sorry what's that? Oh I have no idea if he can cook
January 18, 2026 at 10:58 PM
Billy may have a role yet to play in the wars to come. I bet he could feed a dozen men. I'm sorry what's that? Oh I have no idea if he can cook
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