Return of the Cmonmacques
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Un éléphant. Pour de vrai.
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With Al, no university will need to trouble themselves with pesky human students ever again. Instead they'll have Al students who are all sexy ladies with big juggs and 17 fingers. The men professors can dote on them and when they see a lady professor can shout "it's over for you!". It's a paradise
Recruited by the CIA at 15 you’ve just got to be shitting me
I don’t think you’ll get a more “on the nose” example of blowback than a guy from Afghanistan who America trained to go around executing civilians in something called a “zero squad” who later moves to America and attacks the American government. Like holy shit what the fuck are we doing here?
November 28, 2025 at 8:03 AM
Recruited by the CIA at 15 you’ve just got to be shitting me
If my brain seems exceptionally gone recently that is because i'm not smoking cigarettes. I'm like a caterpillar becoming a far more insane butterfly
November 28, 2025 at 7:58 AM
If my brain seems exceptionally gone recently that is because i'm not smoking cigarettes. I'm like a caterpillar becoming a far more insane butterfly
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Our policy of repatriation for members of right-wing death squads seems to keep producing just amazing results
November 28, 2025 at 7:16 AM
Our policy of repatriation for members of right-wing death squads seems to keep producing just amazing results
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Night raids on “suspected” (we didn't fucking know one way or other) members of Al- Qaeda (random people) with child soldiers (like this guy)
November 28, 2025 at 7:13 AM
Night raids on “suspected” (we didn't fucking know one way or other) members of Al- Qaeda (random people) with child soldiers (like this guy)
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Do you see what happens, Larry?
I don’t think you’ll get a more “on the nose” example of blowback than a guy from Afghanistan who America trained to go around executing civilians in something called a “zero squad” who later moves to America and attacks the American government. Like holy shit what the fuck are we doing here?
November 28, 2025 at 7:10 AM
Do you see what happens, Larry?
It’s so heartbreaking that nobody responded with this so now I must do it:
November 28, 2025 at 7:11 AM
It’s so heartbreaking that nobody responded with this so now I must do it:
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Literally Osama Bin Laden, just less ambitious
I don’t think you’ll get a more “on the nose” example of blowback than a guy from Afghanistan who America trained to go around executing civilians in something called a “zero squad” who later moves to America and attacks the American government. Like holy shit what the fuck are we doing here?
November 28, 2025 at 6:41 AM
Literally Osama Bin Laden, just less ambitious
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As hard as it is sometimes I’ve learned not to grant dumbfucks the mantle of mysticism. Like rfk jr could be a botched golem, but the dude got brain worms from eating carrion. He’s just achingly stupid.
November 28, 2025 at 6:15 AM
As hard as it is sometimes I’ve learned not to grant dumbfucks the mantle of mysticism. Like rfk jr could be a botched golem, but the dude got brain worms from eating carrion. He’s just achingly stupid.
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clearly "zero squad" is the opposite of "hero squad" (where they award you a plush seal for marksmanship and a gorilla for sand racing)
November 28, 2025 at 6:15 AM
clearly "zero squad" is the opposite of "hero squad" (where they award you a plush seal for marksmanship and a gorilla for sand racing)
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(look of unfathomable disgust) even child beauty pageants?
November 28, 2025 at 6:14 AM
(look of unfathomable disgust) even child beauty pageants?
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You cant put a guy in something called the "zero squad" and expect him to not be a rogue assassin
It's built right in
It's built right in
November 28, 2025 at 6:01 AM
You cant put a guy in something called the "zero squad" and expect him to not be a rogue assassin
It's built right in
It's built right in
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‘We never expected the killer we trained and betrayed to turn on us’ c’mon motherfuckers have you never seen one Impossible James Bourne movie?
I don’t think you’ll get a more “on the nose” example of blowback than a guy from Afghanistan who America trained to go around executing civilians in something called a “zero squad” who later moves to America and attacks the American government. Like holy shit what the fuck are we doing here?
November 28, 2025 at 5:35 AM
‘We never expected the killer we trained and betrayed to turn on us’ c’mon motherfuckers have you never seen one Impossible James Bourne movie?
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the details are horrible. bunch of dumb kids who "wanted to shoot bad guys" but had to clean up dead families, stumbling around houses high on adrenaline & horror.
the details are horrible.
the details are horrible.
November 28, 2025 at 5:33 AM
the details are horrible. bunch of dumb kids who "wanted to shoot bad guys" but had to clean up dead families, stumbling around houses high on adrenaline & horror.
the details are horrible.
the details are horrible.
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Raise hell, praise Dale, eat pie.
November 28, 2025 at 5:12 AM
Raise hell, praise Dale, eat pie.
BOLD!
i'm thankful for everything everyone has ever done throughout all of human history
November 28, 2025 at 5:32 AM
BOLD!
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i'm thankful for everything everyone has ever done throughout all of human history
November 28, 2025 at 5:27 AM
i'm thankful for everything everyone has ever done throughout all of human history
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No thoughts, only endlessly grasping, monstrous appetites.
November 28, 2025 at 5:27 AM
No thoughts, only endlessly grasping, monstrous appetites.
Seriously consider how dogshit dog brained motherfucking insanely incomprehensibly stupid and wicked someone like Bret Stephens has to be to write “the case for overthrowing Maduro”.
Madness. A country gone truly insane
Madness. A country gone truly insane
I don’t think you’ll get a more “on the nose” example of blowback than a guy from Afghanistan who America trained to go around executing civilians in something called a “zero squad” who later moves to America and attacks the American government. Like holy shit what the fuck are we doing here?
November 28, 2025 at 5:21 AM
Seriously consider how dogshit dog brained motherfucking insanely incomprehensibly stupid and wicked someone like Bret Stephens has to be to write “the case for overthrowing Maduro”.
Madness. A country gone truly insane
Madness. A country gone truly insane
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I met a dude once who grimly told me about how his unit had to repeatedly cleaning up after a zero squad, that most of the soldiers in his unit had killed themselves since
November 28, 2025 at 5:10 AM
I met a dude once who grimly told me about how his unit had to repeatedly cleaning up after a zero squad, that most of the soldiers in his unit had killed themselves since
I don’t think you’ll get a more “on the nose” example of blowback than a guy from Afghanistan who America trained to go around executing civilians in something called a “zero squad” who later moves to America and attacks the American government. Like holy shit what the fuck are we doing here?
November 28, 2025 at 5:08 AM
I don’t think you’ll get a more “on the nose” example of blowback than a guy from Afghanistan who America trained to go around executing civilians in something called a “zero squad” who later moves to America and attacks the American government. Like holy shit what the fuck are we doing here?
I used to think Laura Loomer was a dybbuk but now I’m pretty certain she’s just a standard run of the mill shithead
November 28, 2025 at 5:04 AM
I used to think Laura Loomer was a dybbuk but now I’m pretty certain she’s just a standard run of the mill shithead
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You’re just playing his Gungan tonsils like a one note xylophone when he suddenly gags on it kicking, hitting the navigational controls sending you into hyperspace and hyper draining your balls. Dropping into regular space next to a black hole he says “Yousa not the only ting gettin sucked off.”
Happy Thanksgiving do you think jar jar binks sucked dick regular or extra sloppy?
November 28, 2025 at 4:47 AM
You’re just playing his Gungan tonsils like a one note xylophone when he suddenly gags on it kicking, hitting the navigational controls sending you into hyperspace and hyper draining your balls. Dropping into regular space next to a black hole he says “Yousa not the only ting gettin sucked off.”
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Holy shit! Trump has no decency or compassion.
A reporter asked if he planned to attend the funeral of Sarah Beckstrom, the National Guard member who just died.
Instead of offering condolences, he said he would “consider it” and pivoted to bragging about his margin of victory in West Virginia.
A reporter asked if he planned to attend the funeral of Sarah Beckstrom, the National Guard member who just died.
Instead of offering condolences, he said he would “consider it” and pivoted to bragging about his margin of victory in West Virginia.
November 28, 2025 at 3:05 AM
Holy shit! Trump has no decency or compassion.
A reporter asked if he planned to attend the funeral of Sarah Beckstrom, the National Guard member who just died.
Instead of offering condolences, he said he would “consider it” and pivoted to bragging about his margin of victory in West Virginia.
A reporter asked if he planned to attend the funeral of Sarah Beckstrom, the National Guard member who just died.
Instead of offering condolences, he said he would “consider it” and pivoted to bragging about his margin of victory in West Virginia.
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You’re all trapped in here with me!!!
November 28, 2025 at 3:27 AM
You’re all trapped in here with me!!!