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Return of the Cmonstermacques @cmonmaque.bsky.social · 2h

Well well well, if it isn’t the blowjob brothers

Matt Damon, George Clooney and Brad Pitt beneath a headline ‘Ocean’s 14’ Gets the Green Light at Warner Bros. as George Clooney Confirms 2026 Shoot
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Return of the Cmonstermacques @cmonmaque.bsky.social · 3h

Teacher in the future: “yknow people in the 2020’s who wanted to have robot girlfriends were called ‘pathetic’ and ‘delusional’ and ‘horrifying abominations of a society gone awry” and class I’m here to tell you today about how people we’re all very correct to say those things about them

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be-see.bsky.social @be-see.bsky.social · 6h

They imply the finger claws thing without actually showing it, like - we know what you want to do.

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Return of the Cmonstermacques @cmonmaque.bsky.social · 6h

Sam Cooke: Don't know much about history Don't know much biology
Don't know much about a science book. Don't know much about the French I took

Me: well this all appears to bolster the case against me hiring you as a substitute!

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Return of the Cmonstermacques @cmonmaque.bsky.social · 7h

She was so believable as that jiizzum dredger

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doctor eek [free link arc] (alt decorative gourd season) @absolutely-not.bsky.social · 7h

the brave tale of the first woman assigned to the load retrieval unit

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Return of the Cmonstermacques @cmonmaque.bsky.social · 7h

Love this song

Bo Donaldson - Billy Don't Be A Hero 74

YouTube video by islander8

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Return of the Cmonstermacques @cmonmaque.bsky.social · 7h

Peter Berg calls gadots performance “incredible” and said “I thought she’d do well as an actress in her home environment but the way her eyes lit up when she stabbed those defenseless women and children. Give this woman and Oscar! And therapy”

Return of the Cmonstermacques @cmonmaque.bsky.social · 7h

Paramount announced a new Peter berg directed Mark Wahlberg vehicle titled “10-7”. The tagline for the film is “we didn’t deserve that, and this is why they deserve this”.

Gal Gadot has been cast as a fish out of water IDF warrior who bravely commits war crime after warm crime.

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Return of the Cmonstermacques @cmonmaque.bsky.social · 7h

Paramount announced a new Peter berg directed Mark Wahlberg vehicle titled “10-7”. The tagline for the film is “we didn’t deserve that, and this is why they deserve this”.

Gal Gadot has been cast as a fish out of water IDF warrior who bravely commits war crime after warm crime.

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Return of the Cmonstermacques @cmonmaque.bsky.social · 8h

I just spent 45 minutes using AirAsias groundbreaking AI chatbot and wow! It offered genuinely nothing of value whatsoever. I tells ya, this stuff’s gonna solve climate change

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Return of the Cmonstermacques @cmonmaque.bsky.social · 9h

Epstein will be played by David Duchovny

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Return of the Cmonstermacques @cmonmaque.bsky.social · 9h

Realising with a slow dawning horror that the future will bring an Oliver stone 3 hour biopic, simply titled: “Epstein”

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Return of the Cmonstermacques @cmonmaque.bsky.social · 9h

@jcsalterego.bsky.social I’m
Happy to share that Thai bugles exist and they are delicious

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Aprile529 @aprile529.bsky.social · 2d

I love Martin McDonagh. I saw the play The Lieutenant of Inishmore several times, I had so much fun seeing how my companions reacted to the end.

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Return of the Cmonstermacques @cmonmaque.bsky.social · 2d

Would you be shocked if I told you she was FURIOUS about old Dr Seuss books not being republished?

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Return of the Cmonstermacques @cmonmaque.bsky.social · 2d

Like it really was breathtaking how lazy and stupid she is. She had a running series of random college students talking about moving schools cuz woke outta control. Zero background checking, just like “tell us how the left silenced you”. Constantly posted shit filled with errors. Really great stuff

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Return of the Cmonstermacques @cmonmaque.bsky.social · 2d

I know a lot of people on here weren’t on Twitter so it’s hard to understand but if I try to put it succinctly: Bari Weiss was one of the dumbest people on Twitter. Consistently.

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Return of the Cmonstermacques @cmonmaque.bsky.social · 2d

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Sophia_Nyx 🏳️‍⚧️ @sophianyx.bsky.social · 2d

Name a Film with a Deer, Rabbit, or Raccoon.

me in a pink top long brown hair purple lipstick doing a peace sign

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Return of the Cmonstermacques @cmonmaque.bsky.social · 2d

My thoughts on the matter:

Ian Malcom saying “that is one big pile of shit”

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Mrs. Detective PikaBOO, Esq. @clapifyoulikeme.favrd.social · 2d

“I left my wife, Nicole Kidman, because I was sick of her, Nicole Kidman, needing me to have sex with her, Nicole Kidman” do you hear yourself man

Tweet from Daily Mail Celebrity @DailyMailCeleb
How Nicole Kidman's 'bottomless need for sexual attention' led to the end of her marriage to country music star Keith Urban: Nashville insiders open up to
ALISON BOSHOFF

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Michael @fleerultra.bsky.social · 2d

@nicolekidman call me babe

Mrs. Detective PikaBOO, Esq. @clapifyoulikeme.favrd.social · 2d

“I left my wife, Nicole Kidman, because I was sick of her, Nicole Kidman, needing me to have sex with her, Nicole Kidman” do you hear yourself man

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Lord Businessman II @lordbusinessman.bsky.social · 2d

Shutdown workin

FinTwitter @fintwitter.bsky.social · 2d

WHITE HOUSE IS PREPARING ACA SUBSIDY PROPOSALS - POLITICO

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Return of the Cmonstermacques @cmonmaque.bsky.social · 2d

Me at literally every DEI event I’ve ever been to

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Return of the Cmonstermacques @cmonmaque.bsky.social · 2d

There really is no reasonable explanation for the backlash to DEI outside of racism. Like “I’ll be in my cold dead grave before I go talk to my coworkers about their background over cookies”

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