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Return of the Cmonmacques
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Un éléphant. Pour de vrai.
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Time for my annual rewatch:
Hoodlum movie poster
January 25, 2026 at 3:55 AM
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Unbelievably CURSED double feature
Green mile Sinners
January 25, 2026 at 1:42 AM
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Classic scene
Don Draper pitch and the board says Abolish Defund Eat shit and die Fuck it's father and mother while it watches (all with a line through) and finally FUND AND TRAIN ICE
January 24, 2026 at 10:40 PM
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Mfw talking about eating pussy:
The thinker
January 24, 2026 at 12:50 PM
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Anniversary dinner!!!
Homemade refried beans, homemade Mexican rice, homemade carne asada
January 24, 2026 at 12:47 PM
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U San Francisco Chro... • @sfc... • 3d Bay Area parents are relying on robotaxis to transport their unaccompanied children. This practice breaks the rules imposed by Waymo, but parents have found they're unlikely to get caught. Parents are letting teens ride in Waymos without an adult. That poses a dilemma for the company Bay Area parents are relying on robotaxis to transport their unaccompa... © bit.ly 3 6 26 Just a guy. @dgaff21.bsky.social How is this any different than sending them in a bus, or any other public transportation? Other than having a driver, obviously. I love this town
January 24, 2026 at 2:15 AM
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I’ll never ever NEVER understand how due to pure propaganda and nonsense legal gobbledygook child endangerment exempts vaccines. “Parental rights” my fucking ass.
In America, it is generally not legal to withhold necessary medical attention from a child, as this is considered medical neglect, which can lead to civil or criminal charges and loss of custody. While parents have authority to make medical decisions, they must act in the child's best interest, particularly for life-threatening conditions. ® Key points regarding medical neglect in the U.S.: • Definition of Neglect: Failing to provide necessary medical, surgical, or psychiatric care is considered neglect, and health professionals are legally mandated to report this to child protective services.
January 24, 2026 at 1:43 AM
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NRW:
Hero Movie poster
January 24, 2026 at 12:54 AM
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Me whenever I think of "lethal weapon 4":
Tony Soprano saying "this hurt all of us"
January 24, 2026 at 12:45 AM
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Different movie but somehow still correct
Lena Olin in Romeo is bleeding
January 24, 2026 at 12:35 AM
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Fuck outta here with this bullshit. Children aren’t property. “You should absolutely have the right to starve your child as long as my kids are fine” fuck you
Elizabeth Jacobs, PhD • @elizabeth... • 2h I do think parents should absolutely have the right to choose not to vaccinate their kids. I also think schools, sports teams, and other clubs or activities should absolutely have the right to exclude those who don't want to participate in keeping these communities safe by getting vaccinated.
January 23, 2026 at 10:43 PM
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Me to pregnant teenagers after finding out this news:
Do yourself a favor and flush it out.
January 23, 2026 at 10:28 PM
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Girl looks like an picture of someone who watched the ring video
Zoomed in picture of marie
January 22, 2026 at 11:41 PM
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What the fuck is my man talking about?
International Community Responds The day after 9/11, the North Atlantic Treaty Organization (NATO) invoked Article 5 from its 1949 founding treaty, stating that an armed attack against one member was an attack against all.
January 22, 2026 at 11:22 PM
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It is possible, we have the science
He-man wearing boots, a loin cloth and a strap
January 22, 2026 at 4:26 PM
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49 likes. 28 thousand followers impressions Ooooooof
January 22, 2026 at 3:29 PM
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January 22, 2026 at 2:34 PM
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Shrek making an uncomfortable face
January 22, 2026 at 9:35 AM
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lol, lmao
od Farm lain Roberts @slowbikeiain.bsky.social Oh my God. I pointed out that Lenin was actually a terrible person and it turns out a lot of Bluesky Communists are really not happy about it. Picture of Iain. He is a seriously goofy looking dude
January 21, 2026 at 8:59 PM
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LOOKING GOOD SIR
Trump having a weird face as always
January 21, 2026 at 3:07 PM
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Tonight’s episode of golden girls features some nerd. Bet he doesn’t make it in this business.
Young Clooney
January 21, 2026 at 2:15 PM
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God this article starts off so motherfucking strong!
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January 20, 2026 at 11:52 PM
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YOU'VE GOT TO ADMIRE HIS PERSISTENCE AND STAMINA.
January 20, 2026 at 4:12 PM
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🤔
Mia Khalifa and rowan Atkinson
January 20, 2026 at 3:39 PM
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😔
Patrick S. Tomlinson @stealthygeek.bsky.social Follow I've been telling my Twitter followers to come here since the invites ended. My Twitter bio still does. I haven't left Twitter because that is where the battle is being fought and you don't win wars by surrendering the battle space to the enemy, which is why Elon overpaid for it in the first place. Patrick S. Tomlinson @stealthygeek.bsky.social • User Blocking You € Joined Jun '23
January 20, 2026 at 4:48 AM