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When the going gets tough, the tough get growing
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For sale: baby shoes never worn and all my other sad shit. A book on how to earn your GED still in shrinkwrap. A signed headshot of Bill Cosby, from after the allegations. A picture of me tripping and breaking my glasses on the toilet seat at my wedding. A third baby shoe (the legless twin).
January 23, 2026 at 3:12 AM
For sale: baby shoes never worn and all my other sad shit. A book on how to earn your GED still in shrinkwrap. A signed headshot of Bill Cosby, from after the allegations. A picture of me tripping and breaking my glasses on the toilet seat at my wedding. A third baby shoe (the legless twin).
Cooking dinner for myself in one skillet and eating it at the stove while I cook for tomorrow in a second skillet and nobody is even here to see it
January 23, 2026 at 1:59 AM
Cooking dinner for myself in one skillet and eating it at the stove while I cook for tomorrow in a second skillet and nobody is even here to see it
The lesser of two evils but only discernible with an electron microscope
January 23, 2026 at 12:53 AM
The lesser of two evils but only discernible with an electron microscope
Do I watch IMG_4241.mov because I'm miserable or am I miserable because I watch IMG_4241.mov?
file:///var/mobile/Library/SMS/Attachments/11/01/809C0C4C-DD74-4660-A1D0-98EF53422F88/IMG_4241.mov
January 23, 2026 at 12:19 AM
Do I watch IMG_4241.mov because I'm miserable or am I miserable because I watch IMG_4241.mov?
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Leadership are extremely good vote counters according to themselves. They just happen to let the requisite number of votes through?
Not on the level. Not on the level at all.
Not on the level. Not on the level at all.
January 22, 2026 at 11:27 PM
Leadership are extremely good vote counters according to themselves. They just happen to let the requisite number of votes through?
Not on the level. Not on the level at all.
Not on the level. Not on the level at all.
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Everyone should be furious at these Democrats for voting to fund ICE, but the real culprit is Minority Leader Hakeem Jeffries.
He refused to pressure his members to vote against ICE. He quite literally chose not to lead. Pathetic.
He refused to pressure his members to vote against ICE. He quite literally chose not to lead. Pathetic.
Jeffries Won’t Whip Vote Against ICE Funding - The American Prospect
While the House Democratic leader announced personal opposition to a funding bill for the Department of Homeland Security, he won’t pressure his colleagues to do the same.
prospect.org
January 22, 2026 at 10:10 PM
Everyone should be furious at these Democrats for voting to fund ICE, but the real culprit is Minority Leader Hakeem Jeffries.
He refused to pressure his members to vote against ICE. He quite literally chose not to lead. Pathetic.
He refused to pressure his members to vote against ICE. He quite literally chose not to lead. Pathetic.
I wouldn't give the Democrats money if the platform was give weeder pringles man that shit is so over
January 22, 2026 at 11:15 PM
I wouldn't give the Democrats money if the platform was give weeder pringles man that shit is so over
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I just thought everyone should see this
January 22, 2026 at 11:02 PM
I just thought everyone should see this
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solitaire, deck selection prompt, windows 95 (1995) mobygames.com/game/windows...
November 19, 2023 at 5:51 AM
solitaire, deck selection prompt, windows 95 (1995) mobygames.com/game/windows...
You never hear about Retsyn anymore
January 22, 2026 at 9:29 PM
You never hear about Retsyn anymore
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Wife: Does Trump realize that if he decides to send a tank into Philly they're gonna take the tank? Then what
Me: my guess is someone is gonna try and drive it to Cowboys Stadium
Me: my guess is someone is gonna try and drive it to Cowboys Stadium
January 22, 2026 at 8:43 PM
Wife: Does Trump realize that if he decides to send a tank into Philly they're gonna take the tank? Then what
Me: my guess is someone is gonna try and drive it to Cowboys Stadium
Me: my guess is someone is gonna try and drive it to Cowboys Stadium
At this point, I assume I'm on camera anytime I'm in public which is why I always look fucking great
January 22, 2026 at 8:39 PM
At this point, I assume I'm on camera anytime I'm in public which is why I always look fucking great
Look I may not know how government "works" or how the economy "functions at a basic level" but I have opinions and I need to post them because I'm very frustrated
January 22, 2026 at 4:42 PM
Look I may not know how government "works" or how the economy "functions at a basic level" but I have opinions and I need to post them because I'm very frustrated
Best Heinlein novel IMO
The tongue of a stranger I believe
January 22, 2026 at 3:59 PM
Best Heinlein novel IMO
Ok Doc, Q-tips are out, what CAN I stick in my ear? My finger? An elegant lady's finger? A popsicle stick? Gimme something.
January 22, 2026 at 3:54 PM
Ok Doc, Q-tips are out, what CAN I stick in my ear? My finger? An elegant lady's finger? A popsicle stick? Gimme something.
Sewing the "woke up at 4am and took ibuprofen" merit badge on my millennial sash
January 22, 2026 at 3:31 PM
Sewing the "woke up at 4am and took ibuprofen" merit badge on my millennial sash
Remember when that plane turned around? Good times.
January 22, 2026 at 4:46 AM
Remember when that plane turned around? Good times.
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This guy went to work today, put a mask on, kidnapped a 5 year old child, and then used him as bait so both he and his father could be sent behind bars
January 22, 2026 at 2:13 AM
This guy went to work today, put a mask on, kidnapped a 5 year old child, and then used him as bait so both he and his father could be sent behind bars
"you spend too much time on bluesky"
OK, name another website. You can't.
OK, name another website. You can't.
January 22, 2026 at 2:35 AM
"you spend too much time on bluesky"
OK, name another website. You can't.
OK, name another website. You can't.
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There is going to come a time in your life when you are chatting with a guy, at a barbecue or something, a new coworker maybe, a dad at school drop off, and he tells you he used to be in ICE. You’re going to need to spit on that guy
Minnesota: "School officials say the [5-year-old] child was used as bait. They say [ICE] agents made little Liam knock on the door to ask to be let in in order to see if anyone else was home."
January 22, 2026 at 2:27 AM
There is going to come a time in your life when you are chatting with a guy, at a barbecue or something, a new coworker maybe, a dad at school drop off, and he tells you he used to be in ICE. You’re going to need to spit on that guy
