Electric Chimp
@electricchimp.bsky.social
Figuring out how to be at peace as our collective plane falls from the sky
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who up pitying the normies
So ignorant are most landsmen of some of the plainest and most palpable wonders of the world
January 28, 2026 at 3:48 PM
who up pitying the normies
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Trump calls veterans losers while he cuts their support.
January 28, 2026 at 1:36 PM
Trump calls veterans losers while he cuts their support.
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Alex Jones is proof against a just and righteous God
January 28, 2026 at 1:35 PM
Alex Jones is proof against a just and righteous God
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When I think about measles I think about the number 1,000. Thats the number that epidemiologists use to explain harm from measles in children. With 1,000 cases, about 200 children will require hospitalization, 50 will develop pneumonia, and one to three will die.
South Carolina is at 789.
South Carolina is at 789.
January 28, 2026 at 3:11 PM
When I think about measles I think about the number 1,000. Thats the number that epidemiologists use to explain harm from measles in children. With 1,000 cases, about 200 children will require hospitalization, 50 will develop pneumonia, and one to three will die.
South Carolina is at 789.
South Carolina is at 789.
my modern life is taking my adrenaline addiction to a whole-new level
January 28, 2026 at 3:38 PM
my modern life is taking my adrenaline addiction to a whole-new level
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January 28, 2026 at 3:34 PM
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The ADL found that Grok was the most anti-semitic chatbot in its testing -- and did its best to minimize that finding, because everyone is afraid of Elon. @miasato.bsky.social runs it down www.theverge.com/news/868925/...
January 28, 2026 at 3:17 PM
The ADL found that Grok was the most anti-semitic chatbot in its testing -- and did its best to minimize that finding, because everyone is afraid of Elon. @miasato.bsky.social runs it down www.theverge.com/news/868925/...
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the number of people i know -- all of whom should know better -- who are doing exactly this
January 28, 2026 at 3:06 PM
the number of people i know -- all of whom should know better -- who are doing exactly this
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NEW: Vet T-shirt company releases ‘Shall Be Infringed’ line www.duffelblog.com/vet-t-shirt-...
Vet T-shirt company releases ‘Shall Be Infringed’ line
Company says shift reflects ‘evolving understanding of constitutional rights’
www.duffelblog.com
January 28, 2026 at 3:10 PM
NEW: Vet T-shirt company releases ‘Shall Be Infringed’ line www.duffelblog.com/vet-t-shirt-...
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Yesterday Bovino left and Tom Homan came to town and ICE continued as usual taking multiple people near Central Ave and throughout the suburbs. But we Minnesotans don’t get scared, we get organized and we get in the streets.
January 28, 2026 at 3:15 PM
Yesterday Bovino left and Tom Homan came to town and ICE continued as usual taking multiple people near Central Ave and throughout the suburbs. But we Minnesotans don’t get scared, we get organized and we get in the streets.
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Also, it's a case of the Gay Loser Theory of Stochastic Violence.
Republicans sponsor violence. But when someone actually acts violently, they defend themselves by saying he’s not a true patriot, just a gay loser. The guy dies or gets arrested for a movement that, 2s later, smears and vilifies him.
Republicans sponsor violence. But when someone actually acts violently, they defend themselves by saying he’s not a true patriot, just a gay loser. The guy dies or gets arrested for a movement that, 2s later, smears and vilifies him.
Incredibly, this is an actual photo New York Post used for the guy who attacked Ilhan Omar.
January 28, 2026 at 3:08 PM
Also, it's a case of the Gay Loser Theory of Stochastic Violence.
Republicans sponsor violence. But when someone actually acts violently, they defend themselves by saying he’s not a true patriot, just a gay loser. The guy dies or gets arrested for a movement that, 2s later, smears and vilifies him.
Republicans sponsor violence. But when someone actually acts violently, they defend themselves by saying he’s not a true patriot, just a gay loser. The guy dies or gets arrested for a movement that, 2s later, smears and vilifies him.
but they won't, and by now we should all know why they won't
Democrats should demand every sitting Republican decry this attack and explicitly denounce it, and then censure all of them when they don’t do it. Act like normal decent humans defending your colleague.
video of the moment a man tried spraying something at ilhan omar at her town hall in minneapolis tonight
January 28, 2026 at 2:56 PM
but they won't, and by now we should all know why they won't
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"We must always take sides. Neutrality helps the oppressor, never the victim. Silence encourages the tormentor, never the tormented."-Elie Wiesel
January 25, 2026 at 7:47 PM
"We must always take sides. Neutrality helps the oppressor, never the victim. Silence encourages the tormentor, never the tormented."-Elie Wiesel
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We have achieved a new frontier in MAGA fundraising: pay up or be deported
January 28, 2026 at 1:46 PM
We have achieved a new frontier in MAGA fundraising: pay up or be deported
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IDK why right-wingers keep bringing up Obama's record deportations, it just shows that if you wanted to have a conservative immigration policy without partisan militias occupying cities and gunning people down in the streets you could do it and a lot of americans would be fine with it
January 28, 2026 at 12:43 PM
IDK why right-wingers keep bringing up Obama's record deportations, it just shows that if you wanted to have a conservative immigration policy without partisan militias occupying cities and gunning people down in the streets you could do it and a lot of americans would be fine with it
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Holy shit, there's an open carry #2A protest of ICE happening in Douglas County Colorado -- a very wealthy and very red suburb county of Denver. (I lived there for 16 years.) The Trump Administration pissing off committed gun owners sufficiently for them to join the protests against ICE is wild.
January 28, 2026 at 1:59 AM
Holy shit, there's an open carry #2A protest of ICE happening in Douglas County Colorado -- a very wealthy and very red suburb county of Denver. (I lived there for 16 years.) The Trump Administration pissing off committed gun owners sufficiently for them to join the protests against ICE is wild.
when politicians - including democrats - refuse to give an eviction moratorium, they are 100% taking part in the ethnic cleansing
Minneapolis has seen a stunning 1,646% spike in calls from families who can't pay rent because they're afraid to leave their homes to work.
This is state violence manufacturing housing precarity in real time.
People should not be facing eviction when their city is under occupation.
This is state violence manufacturing housing precarity in real time.
People should not be facing eviction when their city is under occupation.
Hotline operators report flood of calls for rental assistance as residents hide during ICE surge
211 calls from Spanish-speakers have increased more than 1,600 percent and requests for rental assistance have more than tripled, according to Greater Twin Cities United Way. Local officials are pushi...
www.mprnews.org
January 28, 2026 at 2:38 PM
when politicians - including democrats - refuse to give an eviction moratorium, they are 100% taking part in the ethnic cleansing
who needs toys when you can pay a tiny bit of a massive bill that other countries give their people for free
Scott Bessent on Trump Accounts: "Rather than giving a toy for a birthday or holiday, they can contribute to these accounts"
January 28, 2026 at 2:34 PM
who needs toys when you can pay a tiny bit of a massive bill that other countries give their people for free
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Bringing GWOT home against the new "terrorists"—immigrants and the perceived political opposition.
www.nytimes.com/2026/01/28/u...
www.nytimes.com/2026/01/28/u...
The Height of Close-Combat Weaponry Is on This Woman’s Doorstep
www.nytimes.com
January 28, 2026 at 2:10 PM
Bringing GWOT home against the new "terrorists"—immigrants and the perceived political opposition.
www.nytimes.com/2026/01/28/u...
www.nytimes.com/2026/01/28/u...
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Enough about the weird dream I had last night. How long will you be in the hospital?
January 28, 2026 at 2:13 PM
Enough about the weird dream I had last night. How long will you be in the hospital?
this is a Machiavelli-inspired Nazi strategy:
you send in a maniacal *bastard* whom the people rebel against, and then you publicly punish him for going too far, then you replace him with a normally brutal bastard, and the victims are like "this is fine"
congrats to everyone who's falling for it.
you send in a maniacal *bastard* whom the people rebel against, and then you publicly punish him for going too far, then you replace him with a normally brutal bastard, and the victims are like "this is fine"
congrats to everyone who's falling for it.
"I'm gonna give Homan the benefit of the doubt"
"They should coordinate with local law enforcement, pick these people up in the middle of the night when they're not suspecting it"
Walz is capitulating to fascists and encouraging night raids. Genuinely disgusting. Why would anyone settle for this?
"They should coordinate with local law enforcement, pick these people up in the middle of the night when they're not suspecting it"
Walz is capitulating to fascists and encouraging night raids. Genuinely disgusting. Why would anyone settle for this?
January 28, 2026 at 2:31 PM
this is a Machiavelli-inspired Nazi strategy:
you send in a maniacal *bastard* whom the people rebel against, and then you publicly punish him for going too far, then you replace him with a normally brutal bastard, and the victims are like "this is fine"
congrats to everyone who's falling for it.
you send in a maniacal *bastard* whom the people rebel against, and then you publicly punish him for going too far, then you replace him with a normally brutal bastard, and the victims are like "this is fine"
congrats to everyone who's falling for it.
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Ah yes, letting the secret police just do night raids surely fixes the problem
"I'm gonna give Homan the benefit of the doubt"
"They should coordinate with local law enforcement, pick these people up in the middle of the night when they're not suspecting it"
Walz is capitulating to fascists and encouraging night raids. Genuinely disgusting. Why would anyone settle for this?
"They should coordinate with local law enforcement, pick these people up in the middle of the night when they're not suspecting it"
Walz is capitulating to fascists and encouraging night raids. Genuinely disgusting. Why would anyone settle for this?
January 28, 2026 at 1:42 AM
Ah yes, letting the secret police just do night raids surely fixes the problem
acts like an archvillain when she's destroying vulnerable people's lives
but when power comes for her, she's weak and cowardly
because of course
but when power comes for her, she's weak and cowardly
because of course
Kristi Noem: "Everything I've done, I've done at the direction of the president and Stephen"
January 28, 2026 at 1:34 PM
acts like an archvillain when she's destroying vulnerable people's lives
but when power comes for her, she's weak and cowardly
because of course
but when power comes for her, she's weak and cowardly
because of course
follow the money
Suspiciously asking my wife who's funding her anytime she criticizes me
January 28, 2026 at 5:45 AM
follow the money
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He had a syringe. A syringe filled with…idk (urine?)
The President of the United States has incited this kind of action against a sitting, Black woman member of Congress. Where is the “tone down the rhetoric” brigade?
The President of the United States has incited this kind of action against a sitting, Black woman member of Congress. Where is the “tone down the rhetoric” brigade?
January 28, 2026 at 3:53 AM
He had a syringe. A syringe filled with…idk (urine?)
The President of the United States has incited this kind of action against a sitting, Black woman member of Congress. Where is the “tone down the rhetoric” brigade?
The President of the United States has incited this kind of action against a sitting, Black woman member of Congress. Where is the “tone down the rhetoric” brigade?