Electric Chimp
@electricchimp.bsky.social
Figuring out how to be at peace as our collective plane falls from the sky
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bro who's working way too hard to figure out how to make a worthwhile "selma höek" post
November 26, 2025 at 5:28 AM
bro who's working way too hard to figure out how to make a worthwhile "selma höek" post
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in 2026 we're bringing back consequences
June 25, 2025 at 6:19 PM
in 2026 we're bringing back consequences
ai is for evil autocracy
so amused by this video about the ai willie wonka thing in riyadh i am hyperventilating and somehow hit myself in the nuts it hurts so bad ishshdjdjdjd
The Nando Cut — Saudi Arabia has its own weird A.I. Willy Wonka knock off
I don't know why but we're doing this again. Riyadh Season used AI to make a Willy Wonka event and its both worse and sadder.
nebula.tv
November 26, 2025 at 5:17 AM
ai is for evil autocracy
the goal is to shatter america - you can't change my mind
The Trump administration is raising national parks' prices and adding fees for international tourists from next year in an "America-first" initiative, the Interior Department announced.
Trump admin hikes national parks prices by up to $170 for international tourists
The Interior Department said the "America-first" policy will see "resident-only patriotic fee-free days" on some holidays.
www.axios.com
November 26, 2025 at 5:09 AM
the goal is to shatter america - you can't change my mind
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New pricing tiers at national parks based on who you are and where you come from is EXTREMELY Nazi stuff
The Trump administration is raising national parks' prices and adding fees for international tourists from next year in an "America-first" initiative, the Interior Department announced.
Trump admin hikes national parks prices by up to $170 for international tourists
The Interior Department said the "America-first" policy will see "resident-only patriotic fee-free days" on some holidays.
www.axios.com
November 26, 2025 at 5:08 AM
New pricing tiers at national parks based on who you are and where you come from is EXTREMELY Nazi stuff
a police state doesn't make society safer
it means the police can neglect their duties & abuse their power and get away with it
it means the police can neglect their duties & abuse their power and get away with it
Special agents at the Homeland Security Department have made fewer arrests for drug crimes and seized fewer weapons than they did the previous fiscal year, according to internal government documents reviewed by The New York Times.
www.nytimes.com/2025/11/25/u...
www.nytimes.com/2025/11/25/u...
Drug Arrests and Gun Seizures Fell as Homeland Security Pursued Immigration
www.nytimes.com
November 26, 2025 at 5:05 AM
a police state doesn't make society safer
it means the police can neglect their duties & abuse their power and get away with it
it means the police can neglect their duties & abuse their power and get away with it
long story short: I basically enjoyed Apocalypto but then felt a horrible aftertaste when I saw it was m. gibson who directed and then it came flooding back why I'd been avoiding that movie since before it came out
November 26, 2025 at 4:58 AM
long story short: I basically enjoyed Apocalypto but then felt a horrible aftertaste when I saw it was m. gibson who directed and then it came flooding back why I'd been avoiding that movie since before it came out
not how I wanted to be vindicated that m. kelly isn't the hero we've been yearning for, and is actually instead part of the problem
but this is how he's choosing to handle his role in the greatest crashing of civilization in human history, so
but this is how he's choosing to handle his role in the greatest crashing of civilization in human history, so
This is . . . off-putting. There's nothing here that projects the gravity of the situation or what's at stake. Quite the contrary. This conveys the message that it's all an exciting reality show with no real consequences for anyone. The imagery is just all wrong.
What a week and it’s only Tuesday. See me on Jimmy Kimmel tonight to talk all about it.
November 26, 2025 at 4:56 AM
not how I wanted to be vindicated that m. kelly isn't the hero we've been yearning for, and is actually instead part of the problem
but this is how he's choosing to handle his role in the greatest crashing of civilization in human history, so
but this is how he's choosing to handle his role in the greatest crashing of civilization in human history, so
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This article heavily implies that ICE is being used in a custody dispute to help Karoline Leavitt's brother get his son and have the mother locked up in ICE detention
"A woman with a family connection to White House Press Secretary Karoline Leavitt has been arrested by Immigration and Customs Enforcement agents in Revere, Massachusetts."
www.wcvb.com/article/karo...
www.wcvb.com/article/karo...
![REVERE, Mass. —
A woman with a family connection to White House Press Secretary Karoline Leavitt has been arrested by Immigration and Customs Enforcement agents in Revere, Massachusetts.
The woman, Bruna Ferreira, has an 11-year-old son with Michael Leavitt, Karoline Leavitt's brother.
Ferreira migrated with her family to the United States from Brazil as a child and is currently in custody at an ICE facility in southern Louisiana.
Michael Leavitt released a statement, saying that his "only concern has always been the safety, well-being, and privacy of [his] son."](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:x4qyokjtdzgl7gmqhsw4ajqj/bafkreiacyzixchgacpjse7wyra342opgjsvdxzqdrkxq55zzqah65zyeae@jpeg)
November 26, 2025 at 4:24 AM
This article heavily implies that ICE is being used in a custody dispute to help Karoline Leavitt's brother get his son and have the mother locked up in ICE detention
just refrained from replying with this - one of the darkest monologues in film history - to a mildly dark post. good for me for controlling my impulses www.instagram.com/reel/DRC2M0P...
November 26, 2025 at 4:39 AM
just refrained from replying with this - one of the darkest monologues in film history - to a mildly dark post. good for me for controlling my impulses www.instagram.com/reel/DRC2M0P...
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Ukraine wanted to be Israel and winds up as Hamas
November 26, 2025 at 4:29 AM
Ukraine wanted to be Israel and winds up as Hamas
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True comedy is watching Dave Portnay trying to use a hammer
November 14, 2025 at 5:42 AM
True comedy is watching Dave Portnay trying to use a hammer
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The First Lady straight up is an immigrant this shit is bonkers but it has always been out of this fucking world bonkers insane.
"A woman with a family connection to White House Press Secretary Karoline Leavitt has been arrested by Immigration and Customs Enforcement agents in Revere, Massachusetts."
www.wcvb.com/article/karo...
www.wcvb.com/article/karo...
November 26, 2025 at 4:16 AM
The First Lady straight up is an immigrant this shit is bonkers but it has always been out of this fucking world bonkers insane.
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In the event I die young please get Rockapella to sing at my memorial
November 26, 2025 at 4:09 AM
In the event I die young please get Rockapella to sing at my memorial
working out with a 70lb kettlebell makes a 50lb kettlebell seem like a toy
November 26, 2025 at 3:15 AM
working out with a 70lb kettlebell makes a 50lb kettlebell seem like a toy
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For her serious ethical lapses, Nuzzi was rewarded with an editor role at Vanity Fair.
Olivia Nuzzi wrote an entire story based on unnamed sources about Biden's decline, reinvigorating calls for him to leave the race -- and the whole time, she was working on RFK Jr.'s behalf, according to her ex-fiance. newrepublic.com/article/2035...
Olivia Nuzzi’s Real Victims
More than her fiancé, or fellow female journalists, the public will pay the price for these misdeeds. RFK Jr. will see to that.
newrepublic.com
November 26, 2025 at 2:56 AM
For her serious ethical lapses, Nuzzi was rewarded with an editor role at Vanity Fair.
they really didn't need to make Apocalypto 2: Electric Boogaloo
November 26, 2025 at 3:01 AM
they really didn't need to make Apocalypto 2: Electric Boogaloo
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Undermining the prohibition against territorial conquest—as the Trump administration is flirting with regarding Ukraine—also imperils the president’s own longstanding interest in nuclear nonproliferation.
More states will want the ultimate insurance policy.
www.justsecurity.org/109537/upend...
More states will want the ultimate insurance policy.
www.justsecurity.org/109537/upend...
Upending the International Order
Through both word and deed, President Trump has been aggressively undermining the rule of law internationally.
www.justsecurity.org
November 26, 2025 at 1:37 AM
Undermining the prohibition against territorial conquest—as the Trump administration is flirting with regarding Ukraine—also imperils the president’s own longstanding interest in nuclear nonproliferation.
More states will want the ultimate insurance policy.
www.justsecurity.org/109537/upend...
More states will want the ultimate insurance policy.
www.justsecurity.org/109537/upend...
one reason I'm fed up:
I'm tired of putting emotional energy into backing insiders who wouldn't give half a shit if the government targeted me or the community I'm part of
I'm tired of putting emotional energy into backing insiders who wouldn't give half a shit if the government targeted me or the community I'm part of
November 26, 2025 at 1:37 AM
one reason I'm fed up:
I'm tired of putting emotional energy into backing insiders who wouldn't give half a shit if the government targeted me or the community I'm part of
I'm tired of putting emotional energy into backing insiders who wouldn't give half a shit if the government targeted me or the community I'm part of
new theory:
other nations don't refrain from attacking the u.s. because they're scared of us, but because they simply don't have the desire to
which would mean that we *really* don't need our defense apparati
other nations don't refrain from attacking the u.s. because they're scared of us, but because they simply don't have the desire to
which would mean that we *really* don't need our defense apparati
I hope folks realize that between Trump, Kushner, Hegseth, Witkoff, Noem, RFK, Jr., Kash Patel, and Tulsi Gabbard, this country is almost entirely undefended.
Q: Have you heard this audio that Bloomberg has of Witkoff coaching the Russians on how to appeal to you?
TRUMP: That's a standard thing. He's gotta sell this to Ukraine, he's gonna sell Ukraine to Russia. That's what a dealmaker does. I haven't heard it but I heard it was standard negotiation.
TRUMP: That's a standard thing. He's gotta sell this to Ukraine, he's gonna sell Ukraine to Russia. That's what a dealmaker does. I haven't heard it but I heard it was standard negotiation.
November 26, 2025 at 1:34 AM
new theory:
other nations don't refrain from attacking the u.s. because they're scared of us, but because they simply don't have the desire to
which would mean that we *really* don't need our defense apparati
other nations don't refrain from attacking the u.s. because they're scared of us, but because they simply don't have the desire to
which would mean that we *really* don't need our defense apparati
there's only one flavor of v8 that I drink
November 26, 2025 at 1:25 AM
there's only one flavor of v8 that I drink
fascists will believe *anything* they think gives them power
November 26, 2025 at 12:45 AM
fascists will believe *anything* they think gives them power
so bluesky is being taken over by bluebots
November 25, 2025 at 11:23 PM
so bluesky is being taken over by bluebots
you can see why it's so vital for totalitarians to live in a fantasy world
November 25, 2025 at 10:28 PM
you can see why it's so vital for totalitarians to live in a fantasy world
wolfing down resources to drain them and money from the rest of us is one of the main reasons the rich *demand* ai
the reasons they give are excuses; they don't give a shit if it sucks; it's about war on the rest of us
the reasons they give are excuses; they don't give a shit if it sucks; it's about war on the rest of us
Average electricity cost increase since Jan:
Missouri ⬆️ 37%
Iowa ⬆️ 30%
North Dakota ⬆️ 30%
Oklahoma ⬆️ 30%
New Jersey ⬆️ 27%
Nebraska ⬆️ 25%
Montana ⬆️ 25%
Wyoming ⬆️ 23%
NATIONWIDE ⬆️ 11%
Instead of working to lower costs, Trump is boosting power-hungry AI data centers.
Missouri ⬆️ 37%
Iowa ⬆️ 30%
North Dakota ⬆️ 30%
Oklahoma ⬆️ 30%
New Jersey ⬆️ 27%
Nebraska ⬆️ 25%
Montana ⬆️ 25%
Wyoming ⬆️ 23%
NATIONWIDE ⬆️ 11%
Instead of working to lower costs, Trump is boosting power-hungry AI data centers.
November 25, 2025 at 8:15 PM
wolfing down resources to drain them and money from the rest of us is one of the main reasons the rich *demand* ai
the reasons they give are excuses; they don't give a shit if it sucks; it's about war on the rest of us
the reasons they give are excuses; they don't give a shit if it sucks; it's about war on the rest of us