donni saphire
@donni.bsky.social
Chicago if it matters. Dive bar comedy vet. Only seem calm because I’m exhausted. Thinking about some new shirts
I’m still awake because the night is a rich canvas of pointless scrolling
November 24, 2025 at 7:27 AM
I’m still awake because the night is a rich canvas of pointless scrolling
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This weekend this lady was ordering a coffee for her boyfriend and she said ‘do you want cream baby?’ and for one beautiful moment I thought creambaby was some kind of shared custody entity of theirs
November 24, 2025 at 5:45 AM
This weekend this lady was ordering a coffee for her boyfriend and she said ‘do you want cream baby?’ and for one beautiful moment I thought creambaby was some kind of shared custody entity of theirs
Teaching my two year old to live deliciously, but NOT eat Play-Doh. Sending some mixed messages here
November 23, 2025 at 11:41 PM
Teaching my two year old to live deliciously, but NOT eat Play-Doh. Sending some mixed messages here
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I love LA, once i heard a guy having a very intense phone call discussing the ethics of his project which would “turn every single person on earth into a weapon” and it turned out to be a martial arts youtube channel
November 21, 2025 at 6:36 PM
I love LA, once i heard a guy having a very intense phone call discussing the ethics of his project which would “turn every single person on earth into a weapon” and it turned out to be a martial arts youtube channel
We are all made of stars! Gassy, aging, tired, probably exploding soon
November 23, 2025 at 5:02 AM
We are all made of stars! Gassy, aging, tired, probably exploding soon
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No worries if not! I’ll be cocooned shortly anyhow. Just like, totally encased in my own silk. So it’s fine either way. Noooo problem.
November 23, 2025 at 3:48 AM
No worries if not! I’ll be cocooned shortly anyhow. Just like, totally encased in my own silk. So it’s fine either way. Noooo problem.
No offense, but your life is brief and inconsequential, everyone
November 23, 2025 at 1:21 AM
No offense, but your life is brief and inconsequential, everyone
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Astonishing. According to this guy I just spoke to, there are no worries
November 20, 2025 at 9:51 PM
Astonishing. According to this guy I just spoke to, there are no worries
I stay up late when I’m very tired because suffering makes you cool and attractive
November 22, 2025 at 6:33 AM
I stay up late when I’m very tired because suffering makes you cool and attractive
Getting my henchmen all riled up about a potential melee later
November 22, 2025 at 4:32 AM
Getting my henchmen all riled up about a potential melee later
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forgot the wifi password for my crude tunnel system
November 22, 2025 at 3:56 AM
forgot the wifi password for my crude tunnel system
Ah, the hopeful joy of wearing a new shirt, and the quiet fear that it changes nothing
November 21, 2025 at 7:04 PM
Ah, the hopeful joy of wearing a new shirt, and the quiet fear that it changes nothing
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do you think dinosaurs believed in love
November 20, 2025 at 11:08 PM
do you think dinosaurs believed in love
Sure, I could choose to feel bad about the world. But instead, I disassociate! The pleasant alternative
November 20, 2025 at 9:34 PM
Sure, I could choose to feel bad about the world. But instead, I disassociate! The pleasant alternative
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why is "smh" shake my hams but "smdh" is salt my dainty hams
November 20, 2025 at 6:55 PM
why is "smh" shake my hams but "smdh" is salt my dainty hams
It should be illegal for me to suffer from even a very mild pain
November 20, 2025 at 3:41 AM
It should be illegal for me to suffer from even a very mild pain
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“Let’s of go!” - Mario Mario (Mario)
November 20, 2025 at 2:25 AM
“Let’s of go!” - Mario Mario (Mario)
So many big things to freak out about, but don’t forget to freak out about the little things too
November 19, 2025 at 3:16 AM
So many big things to freak out about, but don’t forget to freak out about the little things too
Toddlers have truly cornered the market on scampering
November 19, 2025 at 1:33 AM
Toddlers have truly cornered the market on scampering
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I don’t run very often but when I do it’s roughshod.
November 18, 2025 at 10:01 PM
I don’t run very often but when I do it’s roughshod.
I hate the Moon because I don’t understand the Moon. What does it want
November 18, 2025 at 5:51 AM
I hate the Moon because I don’t understand the Moon. What does it want
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i think it would be funny if your GP acted like a shady guy introducing you to his mafia friends when he refers you to a specialist. he'd be like got a problem with the ear nose and throat i see. could be i know a guy could help you out with that
November 18, 2025 at 3:18 AM
i think it would be funny if your GP acted like a shady guy introducing you to his mafia friends when he refers you to a specialist. he'd be like got a problem with the ear nose and throat i see. could be i know a guy could help you out with that
I’ve got lots of ideas, and not just bad ones. Some are bad AND confusing
November 17, 2025 at 11:49 PM
I’ve got lots of ideas, and not just bad ones. Some are bad AND confusing
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first date idea: I eat a rotisserie chicken and you're in your home, eating your own rotisserie chicken
November 17, 2025 at 10:24 PM
first date idea: I eat a rotisserie chicken and you're in your home, eating your own rotisserie chicken
Lying in bed thinking about a new and more powerful form of sandwich
November 17, 2025 at 4:57 AM
Lying in bed thinking about a new and more powerful form of sandwich