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dly.bsky.social
d.ly
@dly.bsky.social
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writer sometimes. clown always. she/her. me: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaajln42r6efw funnier me 🤠: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:xccx7ujmsaolft6ukd2oakkx/feed/aaaedsczl53cc
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d.ly @dly.bsky.social · 3d
when someone tries to talk me down after suffering a minor inconvenience
Tim Robinson hysterically saying I almost killed myself Julie!
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Blaise Ulysse Bernard Collins @wittywebhandle.bsky.social · 9h
I would like to just take a moment to invite you to enjoy Cake's 1996 mega-hit 'The Distance'.

It's likely that you know this song, perhaps even love it. But just take a moment to revel in the utter masterpiece that it is.

Surrender yourself to it.

You deserve it.
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The Amytyville Horror @msfoxifurnasty.bsky.social · 10h
upon my death i request to be placed in a clawfoot tub filled with marshmallows and suspended over a fire so people can make s’mores out of me
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Memento (Spooky) Morty 🌙 @mementomorty.bsky.social · 8h
*gets a dick pic*

"oh I didn't know you were autistic"
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thesix.bsky.social
Six is a one pound monster. @thesix.bsky.social · 16h
Neurotypicality is stored in the foreskin.
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d.ly @dly.bsky.social · 7h
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d.ly @dly.bsky.social · 7h
I work at a company with majority Philadelphians and in a meeting today they kept scoffing at the idea of losing to the Giants

tomorrow's meetings will be tense
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Shane McNichol @ontheshanetrain.bsky.social · 9h
New meme format
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d.ly @dly.bsky.social · 7h
strange li'il show, innit
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Frances "Are You Scared Yet" Meh @francesmeh.reviews · 8h
papa john phillips wrote this western, which became a grateful dead standard, during a drinking session with judy collins, stephen stills, and neil young 62 years ago and it's still a gd banger

me and my uncle
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steamymac.bsky.social
Mr. Bea Arthur, Dead Inside™️ @steamymac.bsky.social · 1d
Lars von Trier’s Forrest Gump
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funkelly.bsky.social
Fun @funkelly.bsky.social · 1d
not to brag but im probably really good at pole vaulting
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benedictsred.bsky.social
Jason Goes to Hell @benedictsred.bsky.social · 9h
Rob! Rob, it’s Marvin! Your cousin, Marvin Zombie!
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Fun @funkelly.bsky.social · 8h
sounds like someone doesn’t want to see me pole vault
Thread- I said not to brag but im probably really good at pole vaulting Then some Addict cakes angry old bat said “it’s harder than it looks,” and I said “no it’s not.”
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famous bog body @bogbird.bsky.social · 1d
holding a beautiful woman’s hand while we file for bankruptcy together
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d.ly @dly.bsky.social · 7h
[underwater] thirty, flirty, and thrivinggg
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d.ly @dly.bsky.social · Aug 3
I used Dr. Bronners peppermint soap on my bits and it was like snowmobiling pussy-first through a tundra
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SpatialKimtamine @kimmalien.bsky.social · 1d
British people be like “I bot yew a fokin vape innit”
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d.ly @dly.bsky.social · 8h
yay Deeks!
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deeks549.bsky.social
Phantom Deeks 🫶 @deeks549.bsky.social · 10h
If a shiposter creates a website does a bear hear a tree fall?

www.fluxedflow.com
FLUXED- FIND YOUR RHYTHM
Fluxed: Gear for a life in flux. Shop modern, versatile apparel that supports your rhythm and unscripted style.
www.fluxedflow.com
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abi @lumperslump.bsky.social · 8h
its dangerous to go alone, take this
My hand holds a pink cosmos flower with a yellow center, offering it to Cheese the fluffy white cat and he sniffs it with a skeptical expression. He’s sitting on a wooden table with assorted legos junk behind him My hand holding the pink cosmos flower up to the fluffy white cat’s face as he looks out the window My hand holding the pink cosmos flower out for Cheese to sniff, as Spud the black cat is blurry next to him after trying to bite the flower My hand holding the pink flower up to Spud the black cat as he sniffs it intently
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d.ly @dly.bsky.social · 8h
where do I invest?
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Rogs Pumpkin 🎃 @stev.bsky.social · 8h
Bidet that sploops a little Peppermint Dr. Bronners on your b hole before the water turns on
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Forrest Plump @nahyoudoit.bsky.social · 18h
A shock collar but for the urge to check somebody’s page
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los-los.bsky.social
Los 🥑 @los-los.bsky.social · 21h
bsky feature that tells drivers when on an on ramp to speed the fuck up cuz you’re about to get on a freeway
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d.ly @dly.bsky.social · 9h
already found* ugh
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