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@dly.bsky.social
writer sometimes. clown always. she/her.
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@dly.bsky.social
· Nov 15
First, they came for the pedophiles, and I did n-- *touching earpiece* oh, they didn't?
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43rd bday party coming in hot. Pull up for the tomato soup fountain
January 17, 2026 at 4:03 PM
43rd bday party coming in hot. Pull up for the tomato soup fountain
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I’ll never forget the last time my grandpa beat my ass because it was also the first time I heard Return of the Mack
January 16, 2026 at 11:48 PM
I’ll never forget the last time my grandpa beat my ass because it was also the first time I heard Return of the Mack
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Butcher offered me some cured meats. I said I didn’t even know they were sick
January 16, 2026 at 2:25 AM
Butcher offered me some cured meats. I said I didn’t even know they were sick
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this almost made me pee my pants
im so sorry..
that anchor is fighting for his liiiifeeeee
that anchor is fighting for his liiiifeeeee
January 17, 2026 at 9:19 PM
this almost made me pee my pants
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if you start playing Too Many Cooks at exactly 11:51:34pm, you'll sync up perfectly with when Smarf crawls across the bloodied kitchen floor to hit the reset button at midnight
January 17, 2026 at 1:47 AM
if you start playing Too Many Cooks at exactly 11:51:34pm, you'll sync up perfectly with when Smarf crawls across the bloodied kitchen floor to hit the reset button at midnight
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Right-wing influencer Jake Lang is stuck in a window recess against Minneapolis City Hall.
He’s soaked with freezing water after counterprotesters hurled water balloons at him. bit.ly/4baGhJn
He’s soaked with freezing water after counterprotesters hurled water balloons at him. bit.ly/4baGhJn
January 17, 2026 at 7:09 PM
Right-wing influencer Jake Lang is stuck in a window recess against Minneapolis City Hall.
He’s soaked with freezing water after counterprotesters hurled water balloons at him. bit.ly/4baGhJn
He’s soaked with freezing water after counterprotesters hurled water balloons at him. bit.ly/4baGhJn
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There was an "influencer" who "went live" after being entombed for three days. But you kids probably haven't heard of him
January 17, 2026 at 6:29 PM
There was an "influencer" who "went live" after being entombed for three days. But you kids probably haven't heard of him
bro I am so tired of living in a live action adaptation of Risk
January 17, 2026 at 6:51 PM
bro I am so tired of living in a live action adaptation of Risk
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Me when I first meet someone: omg you’re perfect how are you single lol
Me after knowing them for a while: oh ok I get it now lol
Me after knowing them for a while: oh ok I get it now lol
January 17, 2026 at 4:02 AM
Me when I first meet someone: omg you’re perfect how are you single lol
Me after knowing them for a while: oh ok I get it now lol
Me after knowing them for a while: oh ok I get it now lol
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Zohran, Bake Off, Heated Rivalry is exactly my politics
Unironically I think the reason so many people on social media who will never live in NYC have latched onto this guy is that right now people need someone who seems positive and happy. They don’t want to feel bad any more than they already do. He is the Great British Bake Off of elected officials.
January 17, 2026 at 6:29 PM
Zohran, Bake Off, Heated Rivalry is exactly my politics
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i wanna be the guy who lies on the scaffolding and smears the schmutz on the ceiling
January 16, 2026 at 5:48 AM
i wanna be the guy who lies on the scaffolding and smears the schmutz on the ceiling
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sometimes when people are awkward I misread it as a competition
January 16, 2026 at 7:56 PM
sometimes when people are awkward I misread it as a competition
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Republicans Begin Fundraising to Add Huge Knockers to American Girl Dolls
January 16, 2026 at 11:05 PM
Republicans Begin Fundraising to Add Huge Knockers to American Girl Dolls
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Samantha's mom died of syphilis, so the manager at Hooters lets her work for tips and leftovers
January 17, 2026 at 4:07 AM
Samantha's mom died of syphilis, so the manager at Hooters lets her work for tips and leftovers
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white people having sex be like "good gracious!
oh, heavens to betsy!"
oh, heavens to betsy!"
January 16, 2026 at 10:45 PM
white people having sex be like "good gracious!
oh, heavens to betsy!"
oh, heavens to betsy!"
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First thing you should do when you get to prison is walk into the bathroom and announce you have to go tinkly winkly
January 14, 2026 at 9:51 PM
First thing you should do when you get to prison is walk into the bathroom and announce you have to go tinkly winkly
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guys what if our blood was carbonated and we could feel it like fizzing and bubbling throughout our bodies
January 17, 2026 at 1:55 AM
guys what if our blood was carbonated and we could feel it like fizzing and bubbling throughout our bodies
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Please quit naming babies like they’re my peers. If Edwin is throwing up in the back seat, he better be drunk
January 14, 2026 at 2:22 PM
Please quit naming babies like they’re my peers. If Edwin is throwing up in the back seat, he better be drunk
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Just mixed up two movies from my childhood and now I’m dying to see What’s Eating Roger Rabbit
January 13, 2026 at 2:43 AM
Just mixed up two movies from my childhood and now I’m dying to see What’s Eating Roger Rabbit
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Just divide by zero who gives a shit anymore
January 12, 2026 at 7:34 PM
Just divide by zero who gives a shit anymore
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Unfortunately, most of my political beliefs come from a deep-seeded desire for humanity to thrive and people to be allowed to exist that I primarily inherited from a seemingly popular deity I no longer believe in
January 10, 2026 at 1:40 PM
Unfortunately, most of my political beliefs come from a deep-seeded desire for humanity to thrive and people to be allowed to exist that I primarily inherited from a seemingly popular deity I no longer believe in
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damn babe are you tiger balm? cause i want you all over me
January 14, 2026 at 4:52 PM
damn babe are you tiger balm? cause i want you all over me
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born to hurkle durkle forced to go to work
January 16, 2026 at 2:21 PM
born to hurkle durkle forced to go to work