d.ly
@dly.bsky.social
writer sometimes. clown always. she/her.
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@dly.bsky.social
· Mar 11
wish i could be cool and mysterious but unfortunately i can't shut the fuck up
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ordering a “Philadelphia cheesesteak sandwich” and getting my ass kicked
November 25, 2025 at 4:52 PM
ordering a “Philadelphia cheesesteak sandwich” and getting my ass kicked
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has there ever been a good bluesky post?
November 25, 2025 at 4:21 PM
has there ever been a good bluesky post?
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I know one thing for sure: "turlet" is the funniest way to say toilet
November 25, 2025 at 2:36 PM
I know one thing for sure: "turlet" is the funniest way to say toilet
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behold, a full clip of future breakfast sandwiches
November 25, 2025 at 5:03 PM
behold, a full clip of future breakfast sandwiches
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eating 100 gyoza today to spite my haters
November 25, 2025 at 2:14 PM
eating 100 gyoza today to spite my haters
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You should be able call out of work "hmm, not feeling it"
November 25, 2025 at 4:59 PM
You should be able call out of work "hmm, not feeling it"
ordering a “Philadelphia cheesesteak sandwich” and getting my ass kicked
November 25, 2025 at 4:52 PM
ordering a “Philadelphia cheesesteak sandwich” and getting my ass kicked
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In a comedy writers room you have to know SO MUCH about what white men ages 36-65 think is PEAK COMEDY that I’m not surprised by this list at all. You must understand the Spaceballs references, you must pretend you are not afraid when you’re shown Sam Kinison’s angry shark eyes.
The movie listed at #1 is so incredibly misplaced that it calls into question the veracity of the entire list. It belongs on the list, yes, but SO MUCH further down. An absolute, credibility-wrecking flub. Boo, @variety.com! Boo!
variety.com/lists/best-c...
variety.com/lists/best-c...
The 100 Best Comedy Movies of All Time
Variety's list of the 100 best comedy movies of all time includes 'Annie Hall,' 'Pretty Woman,' 'Waiting for Guffman' and 'Young Frankenstein.'
variety.com
November 25, 2025 at 7:31 AM
In a comedy writers room you have to know SO MUCH about what white men ages 36-65 think is PEAK COMEDY that I’m not surprised by this list at all. You must understand the Spaceballs references, you must pretend you are not afraid when you’re shown Sam Kinison’s angry shark eyes.
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Me: All done with my boundaries!
Therapist: okay those are walls
Therapist: okay those are walls
November 25, 2025 at 3:30 PM
Me: All done with my boundaries!
Therapist: okay those are walls
Therapist: okay those are walls
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Man Who Thought Fleetwood Mac’s ‘The Chain’ Was Over In For Thrill Of His Fucking Life https://theonion.com/man-who-thought-fleetwood-macs-the-chain-was-over-in-for-thrill-of-his-fucking-life/
November 24, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Man Who Thought Fleetwood Mac’s ‘The Chain’ Was Over In For Thrill Of His Fucking Life https://theonion.com/man-who-thought-fleetwood-macs-the-chain-was-over-in-for-thrill-of-his-fucking-life/
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When I realized that I’m like the god of my gut microbiome, I started eating in mysterious ways
November 25, 2025 at 3:06 AM
When I realized that I’m like the god of my gut microbiome, I started eating in mysterious ways
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The football should give the players a little shock to defend itself
November 23, 2025 at 10:36 PM
The football should give the players a little shock to defend itself
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It’s too much trouble to explain myself. Just assume the worst
November 23, 2025 at 10:30 PM
It’s too much trouble to explain myself. Just assume the worst
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White people love a good pie chart
November 25, 2025 at 4:02 AM
White people love a good pie chart
what a horrible, horrible night to not have Bagel Bites in my freezer. just horrible.
November 25, 2025 at 3:33 AM
what a horrible, horrible night to not have Bagel Bites in my freezer. just horrible.
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MAKE THE OLD PEOPLE PAY 🫵
November 24, 2025 at 11:22 PM
MAKE THE OLD PEOPLE PAY 🫵
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abolish senior discounts for boomers
November 24, 2025 at 11:19 PM
abolish senior discounts for boomers
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At a potluck eating socially acceptable portions thinking about what I'm gonna eat standing in the kitchen later
November 25, 2025 at 3:03 AM
At a potluck eating socially acceptable portions thinking about what I'm gonna eat standing in the kitchen later
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who wants to hang out in our dreams tonight
November 25, 2025 at 1:36 AM
who wants to hang out in our dreams tonight
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scrollin for 15 minutes before doin the laundry as a little chore d'oeuvre
November 24, 2025 at 7:31 PM
scrollin for 15 minutes before doin the laundry as a little chore d'oeuvre
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How do you guys keep your cast irons from bending your dishwasher racks? Mf heavy
November 25, 2025 at 1:00 AM
How do you guys keep your cast irons from bending your dishwasher racks? Mf heavy
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hello i’m (unintelligible) i’ll be your uber driver tonight and i wanted to show you that hell isn’t just a word
November 25, 2025 at 2:02 AM
hello i’m (unintelligible) i’ll be your uber driver tonight and i wanted to show you that hell isn’t just a word
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After years of useless posture advice ("imagine a string pulling you up"???), the only technique that's ever worked for me is to imagine there are laser beams coming out of your nipples and aim for people's heads. It works, and people cannot tell you're doing it
November 25, 2025 at 12:11 AM
After years of useless posture advice ("imagine a string pulling you up"???), the only technique that's ever worked for me is to imagine there are laser beams coming out of your nipples and aim for people's heads. It works, and people cannot tell you're doing it