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@dly.bsky.social
writer sometimes. clown always. she/her.
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@dly.bsky.social
· Nov 15
First, they came for the pedophiles, and I did n-- *touching earpiece* oh, they didn't?
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one time i saw a mutual in the same coffee shop as me and to protect my identity i killed every man woman and child in the place and then ate all the baked goods, which wasn't strictly required by the security protocol but you can't be too careful
January 13, 2026 at 4:29 PM
one time i saw a mutual in the same coffee shop as me and to protect my identity i killed every man woman and child in the place and then ate all the baked goods, which wasn't strictly required by the security protocol but you can't be too careful
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abolish ICE?? imagine you abolished ice from your frozen margaritas
Hey everybody! The faildaughter of a real estate tycoon that needs three steps to use a soda stream has some opinions about rent in a city she’s barely lived in
January 19, 2026 at 10:16 PM
abolish ICE?? imagine you abolished ice from your frozen margaritas
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Clorox coming out with a bold "huff bleach" ad campaign
January 18, 2026 at 6:57 PM
Clorox coming out with a bold "huff bleach" ad campaign
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Can you ‘go live’ if you’re dead inside.
January 19, 2026 at 10:23 PM
Can you ‘go live’ if you’re dead inside.
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do you not wish to live in a polish sausage?
January 19, 2026 at 10:17 PM
do you not wish to live in a polish sausage?
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chicken noodle soup in a slushee machine
January 19, 2026 at 9:20 PM
chicken noodle soup in a slushee machine
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I just keep thinking of this clip in case anyone needs ideas
January 19, 2026 at 9:10 PM
I just keep thinking of this clip in case anyone needs ideas
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we can spell it “Noble Piece Pies” he won’t even know the difference
October 13, 2025 at 7:06 PM
we can spell it “Noble Piece Pies” he won’t even know the difference
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can we just 3D print him a Nobel Peace Prize so he’ll shut the fuck up
October 13, 2025 at 7:06 PM
can we just 3D print him a Nobel Peace Prize so he’ll shut the fuck up
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"Give me the peace prize or I'll kill you" seems like a pretty funny joke until it literally unfolds on the world stage
January 19, 2026 at 4:10 PM
"Give me the peace prize or I'll kill you" seems like a pretty funny joke until it literally unfolds on the world stage
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The funniest thing about Bari Weiss is how much she really believes in herself.
January 19, 2026 at 3:28 PM
The funniest thing about Bari Weiss is how much she really believes in herself.
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Whenever something bad happens here I think “why didn’t ceej stop this”
January 19, 2026 at 6:40 PM
Whenever something bad happens here I think “why didn’t ceej stop this”
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When smart people like my posts I feel like I snuck past the bouncer.
January 19, 2026 at 2:27 AM
When smart people like my posts I feel like I snuck past the bouncer.
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The company I work for blocked ChatGPT and watching people think in real time is genuinely frightening.
January 14, 2026 at 2:41 AM
The company I work for blocked ChatGPT and watching people think in real time is genuinely frightening.
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Your party sounds really fun, but so does going to sleep.
January 19, 2026 at 2:54 AM
Your party sounds really fun, but so does going to sleep.
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Bookending the bag with two boxes of cereal to keep it open and structurally sound 🫦
January 19, 2026 at 5:53 PM
Bookending the bag with two boxes of cereal to keep it open and structurally sound 🫦
I've done my fair share of schooling but the most useful lesson I learned was how to efficiently bag groceries at my first job when I was 16. I know a self-checkout hate to see me coming.
January 19, 2026 at 5:47 PM
I've done my fair share of schooling but the most useful lesson I learned was how to efficiently bag groceries at my first job when I was 16. I know a self-checkout hate to see me coming.
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if someone had said to young me that in the future i would be eternally stalked on a computer by the company i ordered a sandwich from i would have stabbed that person
January 16, 2026 at 9:21 PM
if someone had said to young me that in the future i would be eternally stalked on a computer by the company i ordered a sandwich from i would have stabbed that person
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my dogs simply adore your posts but i’m afraid my cat finds them derivative
January 17, 2026 at 1:53 PM
my dogs simply adore your posts but i’m afraid my cat finds them derivative
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i don’t think it’s appropriate that old people are my age
January 19, 2026 at 1:15 PM
i don’t think it’s appropriate that old people are my age
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Hmmm. Much to ponder.
January 18, 2026 at 6:00 PM
Hmmm. Much to ponder.
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what do we think, chat. how racist is donald's post about MLK going to be
January 19, 2026 at 12:11 AM
what do we think, chat. how racist is donald's post about MLK going to be
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(writing ad copy for gogurt) go girl, give us gurt
January 19, 2026 at 2:58 AM
(writing ad copy for gogurt) go girl, give us gurt