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@dly.bsky.social
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writer sometimes. clown always. she/her.

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folks I lasted 2 minutes, just like your dad
A post from d saying she’s retired from political jokes followed by a political joke
January 21, 2026 at 5:03 PM
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it's giving
The weird egg game from ITYSL. An animated egg is showing its butthole. The screen says FEED EGGS You're looking at a nude egg.
January 21, 2026 at 2:20 AM
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the walmart logo edited to say "somali walmart"
January 21, 2026 at 12:39 AM
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this is having the opposite intended effect
FDIC-Insured - Backed by the full faith and credit of the U.S. Government
January 20, 2026 at 5:00 AM
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me feeling an earthquake in 2026
Livia Soprano saying "i wish the lord would take me now"
January 20, 2026 at 2:04 AM
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this is killing me
Erics Rhodes’ Google search. The first person under people also search for is Jonbenet Ramsey
January 17, 2026 at 9:51 PM
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“share your favorite selfies from 2016 😜”
An FBI agent typing on a computer
January 16, 2026 at 11:03 PM
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Norman Rockwell’s freedom of speech painting depicting a man bravely standing up in a crowded room to say something
January 15, 2026 at 11:30 PM
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my friend asked how the Canadian job search was going and, well, not great Bob
A text from D: I know, they probably think I'm racist or will Columbine the office
January 14, 2026 at 11:46 PM
dly.bsky.social
this evolution is important to me
mac and charlie from it's always sunny mock crying ms rachel and zohran mamdani making crying motions
January 14, 2026 at 12:34 AM
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guy on ghost tour saying "it's interesting, the ghosts"
January 13, 2026 at 10:06 PM
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A post by reservoirpawgs that says me at my first job getting lunch with my 33 year old coworker and it’s a picture of timothee chalamet having lunch with Larry David
January 13, 2026 at 5:37 PM
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the world is shit so here’s a pretty photo from my hike
A rocky coastline dotted with wildflowers and cactuses. The idea is glimmering with sunshine.
January 11, 2026 at 10:14 PM
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just us, a pack of Djarum Blacks, and a djream
January 9, 2026 at 4:56 AM
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Topo Chico pitch room
Don Draper pitching an idea. The idea is “needles you can swallow”
January 9, 2026 at 12:49 AM
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a confused young man with question marks floating around his head
January 8, 2026 at 9:21 PM
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Bill Foster posting on Bush’s Beans Facebook page: I;m thinking about thos Beans
January 8, 2026 at 5:12 AM
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Adam driver psychotically yelling “MORE!”
January 7, 2026 at 9:35 PM
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Bugs bunny defiantly saying no
January 7, 2026 at 5:41 PM
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Celine Dion worried on the phone. The caption is "je telephone a la police"
January 7, 2026 at 3:06 AM
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I'm listening...
a man leaning forward and listening intently
January 7, 2026 at 2:40 AM
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the Dune Popcorn bucket that looks like the mouth of a sandworm but also looks like a butthole
January 7, 2026 at 2:38 AM
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Fuck it. I’m running for Congress.
Norman Rockwell’s freedom of speech painting depicting a man bravely standing up in a crowded room to say something
January 6, 2026 at 7:10 PM
dly.bsky.social
ok if this cutie rolled up into my toilet I would let it stay ngl
a drawing of a rat coming out of a toilet
January 6, 2026 at 3:37 AM
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*Teams notification*

me:
A blurry scared hamster
January 5, 2026 at 3:27 PM