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Miss Havishambles

@misshavishambles.bsky.social

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No you’re a gothic horror. A report of a most alarming nature has reached me. bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaaf2nuttxkhg

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Miss Havishambles @misshavishambles.bsky.social · Aug 21

The meek no longer want the earth thanks.

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Idle @hatesnicethings.bsky.social · 13h

I think I missed my true calling as an unnamed tramp in a Charles Dickens novel.

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Miss Havishambles @misshavishambles.bsky.social · 8h

And everyone else

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DaddyJew @daddyjew.bsky.social · Nov 21

Really? A fucking salad??

- Julius Caesar coming back to life

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Miss Havishambles @misshavishambles.bsky.social · 10h

I’m not leaving here until I understand your replies

Miss Havishambles @misshavishambles.bsky.social · 10h

🤣 I’ll take the former

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captcha @dopeshow.bsky.social · 4d

It's not chivalry, I've just never been the first person though a door since watching Backdraft in 1991

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Miss Havishambles @misshavishambles.bsky.social · 11h

Made it

a man is standing on a ledge with his arms in the air in front of a city .

Alt: a man is standing on a ledge with his arms in the air in front of a city . Scene from Rocky

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Miss Havishambles @misshavishambles.bsky.social · 11h

I’m Big Jule

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spleenly @spleenly.bsky.social · 12h

Why remember a password when you can just reset your account every single time.

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Corduroy Cheddar @corduroycheddar.bsky.social · 15h

Often random people approach me to ask why I make up stories about random people approaching me

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Frances "Are You Scared Yet" Meh @francesmeh.reviews · 1d

my fallback plan if this place fails is to lead a fulfilling life instead of posting

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Miss Havishambles @misshavishambles.bsky.social · 13h

What a film, time for another viewing.

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𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜 @unfitz.bsky.social · 17h

My “beauty sleep” would have to be a lengthy coma.

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Pot Shop Boo @potshopboy.bsky.social · 23h

I'm exhausted y'all. Mentally drained. Good thing I don't use my brain for anything worthwhile.

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Father Tim @timfather.bsky.social · 14h

I'm 50, I'm not learning another new thing.

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Canadian Bacon @tashaneedshelp.bsky.social · 16h

You’re obviously lying when you say that you wouldn’t use your laser eyes to reheat food.

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The Amytyville Horror @msfoxifurnasty.bsky.social · 15h

they should make doctor’s appointments that i am excited about

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infernalwheel.bsky.social @infernalwheel.bsky.social · 14h

Verily, things have gone awry, my dudes

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Miss Havishambles @misshavishambles.bsky.social · 14h

Steady

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Mary @anniemumary.bsky.social · 14h

My new coworker, who I saw on Monday, asked me on Wednesday, how my weekend was. Ma’am, which one?

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Miss Havishambles @misshavishambles.bsky.social · 14h

Cerberus, when three heads are better than one.

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Salty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 2d

Blair Witch Bespoke Artisanal Crafts

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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 1d

there’s a lot going on rn so don’t forget to pencil in time to scream

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Julie Lavender Menace @2tickytacky.bsky.social · 1d

Be sure to come to my book signing! Today, I'll be signing "It", by Stephen King. Next week, I'll be signing the owner's manual to my 2006 Honda.

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CrazyMyra @outonthemoors.bsky.social · 23h

You should be legally obliged to have the same avi and/or handle across all social media apps.

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