Kellalena
@kellalena.bsky.social
Make me laugh and I’ll love you forever 👀
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Kellalena
@kellalena.bsky.social
· Dec 4
Everyone’s gangster until they use a pen that is satisfyingly smooth and fun to write with.
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“They lived to see their dreams and when they slept. They dreamed about their dreams. They had arrived at the island of dreams together, but in a short time, they were oceans apart.”
February 2, 2026 at 12:02 AM
“They lived to see their dreams and when they slept. They dreamed about their dreams. They had arrived at the island of dreams together, but in a short time, they were oceans apart.”
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I really don't want to be at work today but I'm trying hard not to make that anyone else's problem except I'm gonna leave a little bit of the problem here, okay?
February 2, 2026 at 2:41 PM
I really don't want to be at work today but I'm trying hard not to make that anyone else's problem except I'm gonna leave a little bit of the problem here, okay?
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I’m not a magician but I do have a pretty magical touch
February 3, 2026 at 12:50 AM
I’m not a magician but I do have a pretty magical touch
My culinary skills include not burning cocktails.
February 2, 2026 at 11:57 PM
My culinary skills include not burning cocktails.
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i need more tattoos, please respond*
*CashApp $fungiblethadius
*CashApp $fungiblethadius
February 2, 2026 at 10:24 PM
i need more tattoos, please respond*
*CashApp $fungiblethadius
*CashApp $fungiblethadius
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Will practice random acts of weirdness.
February 2, 2026 at 10:17 PM
Will practice random acts of weirdness.
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anyway back to shitposting
February 2, 2026 at 10:29 PM
anyway back to shitposting
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Legend has it that nobody is even talking about anything anymore. Whoa, the dead ghost of this very night liked my post
February 2, 2026 at 5:02 PM
Legend has it that nobody is even talking about anything anymore. Whoa, the dead ghost of this very night liked my post
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With love all things are possible, but I get more done with a sidekick and a plan for mischief.
February 2, 2026 at 9:41 PM
With love all things are possible, but I get more done with a sidekick and a plan for mischief.
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At my party you’ll enjoy a string quartet*
*4 packets of string cheese
*4 packets of string cheese
February 1, 2026 at 2:05 PM
At my party you’ll enjoy a string quartet*
*4 packets of string cheese
*4 packets of string cheese
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My vibe is very goomba.
February 2, 2026 at 1:05 AM
My vibe is very goomba.
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I came for the attention; I stay for the laughs.
February 1, 2026 at 8:38 PM
I came for the attention; I stay for the laughs.
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that groundhog is gonna get bodied if it sees its shadow tomorrow
February 1, 2026 at 4:37 PM
that groundhog is gonna get bodied if it sees its shadow tomorrow
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BREAKING: Trump closing Kennedy Center because truly refined people won’t attend anything with his name on it.
However, he will go forward with UFC fights on the White House lawn.
However, he will go forward with UFC fights on the White House lawn.
February 2, 2026 at 12:44 AM
BREAKING: Trump closing Kennedy Center because truly refined people won’t attend anything with his name on it.
However, he will go forward with UFC fights on the White House lawn.
However, he will go forward with UFC fights on the White House lawn.
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Thought of a banger in the shower last night but the Pantene Pro-V washed that shit right out of my head
February 1, 2026 at 1:38 PM
Thought of a banger in the shower last night but the Pantene Pro-V washed that shit right out of my head
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“It’s impossible to rescue a man lost in the labyrinth of his own soul.”
February 2, 2026 at 12:03 AM
“It’s impossible to rescue a man lost in the labyrinth of his own soul.”
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Less pillars of society and more pillows of society. Nice soft landing spots.
February 1, 2026 at 11:33 PM
Less pillars of society and more pillows of society. Nice soft landing spots.
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idk, maybe the person you think about before you go to bed and when you wake up means more than you think
February 1, 2026 at 3:35 AM
idk, maybe the person you think about before you go to bed and when you wake up means more than you think
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As soon as everyone is out of my kitchen were making carnitas, my good bitches.
January 31, 2026 at 5:04 PM
As soon as everyone is out of my kitchen were making carnitas, my good bitches.
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what the hell is a pompatus of love
February 1, 2026 at 6:46 PM
what the hell is a pompatus of love
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barista: and a name?
irish girl: it’s Caoimhe but it’s written…
barista: i got this, Kweeva
irish girl: it’s Caoimhe but it’s written…
barista: i got this, Kweeva
February 1, 2026 at 3:36 PM
barista: and a name?
irish girl: it’s Caoimhe but it’s written…
barista: i got this, Kweeva
irish girl: it’s Caoimhe but it’s written…
barista: i got this, Kweeva
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I could tell by the way my dog started to put ketchup on his dog food it was time to get him a new brand of food.
February 1, 2026 at 9:23 PM
I could tell by the way my dog started to put ketchup on his dog food it was time to get him a new brand of food.
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“people you may know” needs to be removed from social media
January 30, 2026 at 12:28 PM
“people you may know” needs to be removed from social media