Kellalena
@kellalena.bsky.social
Make me laugh and I’ll love you forever 👀
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Kellalena
@kellalena.bsky.social
· Dec 4
Everyone’s gangster until they use a pen that is satisfyingly smooth and fun to write with.
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At my party you’ll enjoy a string quartet*
*4 packets of string cheese
*4 packets of string cheese
February 1, 2026 at 2:05 PM
At my party you’ll enjoy a string quartet*
*4 packets of string cheese
*4 packets of string cheese
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My vibe is very goomba.
February 2, 2026 at 1:05 AM
My vibe is very goomba.
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I came for the attention; I stay for the laughs.
February 1, 2026 at 8:38 PM
I came for the attention; I stay for the laughs.
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that groundhog is gonna get bodied if it sees its shadow tomorrow
February 1, 2026 at 4:37 PM
that groundhog is gonna get bodied if it sees its shadow tomorrow
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BREAKING: Trump closing Kennedy Center because truly refined people won’t attend anything with his name on it.
However, he will go forward with UFC fights on the White House lawn.
However, he will go forward with UFC fights on the White House lawn.
February 2, 2026 at 12:44 AM
BREAKING: Trump closing Kennedy Center because truly refined people won’t attend anything with his name on it.
However, he will go forward with UFC fights on the White House lawn.
However, he will go forward with UFC fights on the White House lawn.
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Thought of a banger in the shower last night but the Pantene Pro-V washed that shit right out of my head
February 1, 2026 at 1:38 PM
Thought of a banger in the shower last night but the Pantene Pro-V washed that shit right out of my head
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“It’s impossible to rescue a man lost in the labyrinth of his own soul.”
February 2, 2026 at 12:03 AM
“It’s impossible to rescue a man lost in the labyrinth of his own soul.”
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Less pillars of society and more pillows of society. Nice soft landing spots.
February 1, 2026 at 11:33 PM
Less pillars of society and more pillows of society. Nice soft landing spots.
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idk, maybe the person you think about before you go to bed and when you wake up means more than you think
February 1, 2026 at 3:35 AM
idk, maybe the person you think about before you go to bed and when you wake up means more than you think
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As soon as everyone is out of my kitchen were making carnitas, my good bitches.
January 31, 2026 at 5:04 PM
As soon as everyone is out of my kitchen were making carnitas, my good bitches.
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what the hell is a pompatus of love
February 1, 2026 at 6:46 PM
what the hell is a pompatus of love
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barista: and a name?
irish girl: it’s Caoimhe but it’s written…
barista: i got this, Kweeva
irish girl: it’s Caoimhe but it’s written…
barista: i got this, Kweeva
February 1, 2026 at 3:36 PM
barista: and a name?
irish girl: it’s Caoimhe but it’s written…
barista: i got this, Kweeva
irish girl: it’s Caoimhe but it’s written…
barista: i got this, Kweeva
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I could tell by the way my dog started to put ketchup on his dog food it was time to get him a new brand of food.
February 1, 2026 at 9:23 PM
I could tell by the way my dog started to put ketchup on his dog food it was time to get him a new brand of food.
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“people you may know” needs to be removed from social media
January 30, 2026 at 12:28 PM
“people you may know” needs to be removed from social media
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I'm not sure why some people become so mean when they drink alcohol. When I get drunk all I want to do is get naked & eat tacos.
February 1, 2026 at 1:27 PM
I'm not sure why some people become so mean when they drink alcohol. When I get drunk all I want to do is get naked & eat tacos.
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This day in history. 1952. In the UK the first TV detector van was unveiled, to be used to menace those with unlicensed TV sets. In Canada we had the same thing but for unlicensed personal Zambonis.
February 1, 2026 at 10:19 AM
This day in history. 1952. In the UK the first TV detector van was unveiled, to be used to menace those with unlicensed TV sets. In Canada we had the same thing but for unlicensed personal Zambonis.
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Well - if I’m coming back (I don’t know if I am, I might just be typing) then may I say for the record:
Fuck ICE
Thank you for attention to this matter
Fuck ICE
Thank you for attention to this matter
February 1, 2026 at 5:01 PM
Well - if I’m coming back (I don’t know if I am, I might just be typing) then may I say for the record:
Fuck ICE
Thank you for attention to this matter
Fuck ICE
Thank you for attention to this matter
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I’ve been playing around with hearing aids
Today was the first time I used the bathroom while wearing them
Not a good place for a jump scare
Today was the first time I used the bathroom while wearing them
Not a good place for a jump scare
February 1, 2026 at 9:48 PM
I’ve been playing around with hearing aids
Today was the first time I used the bathroom while wearing them
Not a good place for a jump scare
Today was the first time I used the bathroom while wearing them
Not a good place for a jump scare
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Reading about Adirondack hiking in sub-zero temperatures.
(takes drag off cigarette)
Lol, my life could've been so different.
(takes drag off cigarette)
Lol, my life could've been so different.
January 30, 2026 at 1:46 PM
Reading about Adirondack hiking in sub-zero temperatures.
(takes drag off cigarette)
Lol, my life could've been so different.
(takes drag off cigarette)
Lol, my life could've been so different.
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Welcome to your 50s.
One wrong move and your body files a formal complaint.
Spoiler: there’s no good move.
One wrong move and your body files a formal complaint.
Spoiler: there’s no good move.
January 30, 2026 at 1:56 PM
Welcome to your 50s.
One wrong move and your body files a formal complaint.
Spoiler: there’s no good move.
One wrong move and your body files a formal complaint.
Spoiler: there’s no good move.
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Ever look at your phone, and already know that it’s going to piss you the fuck off?
January 31, 2026 at 7:25 PM
Ever look at your phone, and already know that it’s going to piss you the fuck off?
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“Be the change you wish to see in the world”
*stops going outside
*stops going outside
February 1, 2026 at 1:31 AM
“Be the change you wish to see in the world”
*stops going outside
*stops going outside
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I’ve decided it’s time for a Tom Hardy Wuthering Heights rewatch
January 31, 2026 at 6:33 PM
I’ve decided it’s time for a Tom Hardy Wuthering Heights rewatch
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I hope people meet me and think, damn she's peculiar but she's got a nice rack
February 1, 2026 at 1:20 AM
I hope people meet me and think, damn she's peculiar but she's got a nice rack
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wait now the government is arresting journalists for covering the news in minnesota? I don’t think that’s an american sentence.
January 30, 2026 at 5:46 PM
wait now the government is arresting journalists for covering the news in minnesota? I don’t think that’s an american sentence.