Kellalena
@kellalena.bsky.social
Make me laugh and I’ll love you forever 👀
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Kellalena
@kellalena.bsky.social
· Dec 4
Everyone’s gangster until they use a pen that is satisfyingly smooth and fun to write with.
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I now walk from room to room like a sherpa carrying glasses, book, a water bottle and phone.
February 5, 2026 at 10:09 PM
I now walk from room to room like a sherpa carrying glasses, book, a water bottle and phone.
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Don’t bet on Dinner in dance battles. It always gets served.
February 5, 2026 at 10:10 PM
Don’t bet on Dinner in dance battles. It always gets served.
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joined a mushroom club because im growing mushrooms. might get kicked out for talking about psychedelic mushrooms. now im unclear what facebook thinks facebook is for.
February 5, 2026 at 8:16 PM
joined a mushroom club because im growing mushrooms. might get kicked out for talking about psychedelic mushrooms. now im unclear what facebook thinks facebook is for.
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Me: *reaches character limit when typing a reply*
Also me: *deletes reply and responds with emojis*
Also me: *deletes reply and responds with emojis*
February 5, 2026 at 9:42 PM
Me: *reaches character limit when typing a reply*
Also me: *deletes reply and responds with emojis*
Also me: *deletes reply and responds with emojis*
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I enjoy solitude and being alone..if I had a dating bio.
February 5, 2026 at 9:37 PM
I enjoy solitude and being alone..if I had a dating bio.
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Now, a message from Rev. Thurl H. "Skeet" Ravenscrof:
Vodka Shot Bingo 7p to floor. Place your bets for tomorrow's weiner dog races. Oscar's Therapist pays 10:1. God bless.
Vodka Shot Bingo 7p to floor. Place your bets for tomorrow's weiner dog races. Oscar's Therapist pays 10:1. God bless.
February 5, 2026 at 4:23 PM
Now, a message from Rev. Thurl H. "Skeet" Ravenscrof:
Vodka Shot Bingo 7p to floor. Place your bets for tomorrow's weiner dog races. Oscar's Therapist pays 10:1. God bless.
Vodka Shot Bingo 7p to floor. Place your bets for tomorrow's weiner dog races. Oscar's Therapist pays 10:1. God bless.
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The moon is out here looking like a sexy bitch tonight
January 3, 2026 at 3:41 AM
The moon is out here looking like a sexy bitch tonight
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Thursday implies the existence of IronMan'sday.
February 5, 2026 at 6:47 PM
Thursday implies the existence of IronMan'sday.
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If you try to help an asshole, you're gonna get shit on
February 5, 2026 at 2:03 AM
If you try to help an asshole, you're gonna get shit on
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I still hit the blue write a post button. I just can't bring myself to use the whats up?
February 5, 2026 at 2:29 AM
I still hit the blue write a post button. I just can't bring myself to use the whats up?
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When you get old, people stop asking if you want to buy any drugs
February 5, 2026 at 3:35 PM
When you get old, people stop asking if you want to buy any drugs
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Final destination..Death by bidet. Heated toilet seat edition.
February 4, 2026 at 9:58 PM
Final destination..Death by bidet. Heated toilet seat edition.
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Sometimes you have to be the bitch.
February 5, 2026 at 4:19 PM
Sometimes you have to be the bitch.
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Some people use their power & money to make others miserable.
…some make more Muppets.
God bless Seth Rogen.
#TheMuppetShow
…some make more Muppets.
God bless Seth Rogen.
#TheMuppetShow
February 5, 2026 at 12:39 AM
Some people use their power & money to make others miserable.
…some make more Muppets.
God bless Seth Rogen.
#TheMuppetShow
…some make more Muppets.
God bless Seth Rogen.
#TheMuppetShow
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Always chase down your dreams, even if you have to wield an axe while doing so.
February 5, 2026 at 3:18 AM
Always chase down your dreams, even if you have to wield an axe while doing so.
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Doing a tour of the neighbourhood with my corpse tied to the back of a Roomba.
February 5, 2026 at 7:07 PM
Doing a tour of the neighbourhood with my corpse tied to the back of a Roomba.
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I put the enemy of my enemy in the friend zone.
February 4, 2026 at 11:54 PM
I put the enemy of my enemy in the friend zone.
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Nothing personal, but can you please shut up
February 5, 2026 at 7:59 PM
Nothing personal, but can you please shut up
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it’s just me and the music i decide to have on repeat all week
February 5, 2026 at 7:41 PM
it’s just me and the music i decide to have on repeat all week
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The Shining Alternate Ending:
Jack kills Wendy. Everybody’s cool with it.
Jack kills Wendy. Everybody’s cool with it.
February 5, 2026 at 3:42 AM
The Shining Alternate Ending:
Jack kills Wendy. Everybody’s cool with it.
Jack kills Wendy. Everybody’s cool with it.
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i bet the waltons never even ran an internet speed test
February 5, 2026 at 3:58 AM
i bet the waltons never even ran an internet speed test
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*makes GERD my entire personality*
February 5, 2026 at 7:23 AM
*makes GERD my entire personality*
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Let’s stop calling these Epstein client
perpetrators “elite”
“Evil” is more appropriate.
perpetrators “elite”
“Evil” is more appropriate.
February 4, 2026 at 9:33 PM
Let’s stop calling these Epstein client
perpetrators “elite”
“Evil” is more appropriate.
perpetrators “elite”
“Evil” is more appropriate.
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Bidet filled with hot sauce
February 4, 2026 at 9:31 PM
Bidet filled with hot sauce
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The love of my life is out there squinting their eyes in the darkness on the way to the bathroom and running into walls
February 5, 2026 at 3:43 AM
The love of my life is out there squinting their eyes in the darkness on the way to the bathroom and running into walls