Kellalena
@kellalena.bsky.social
Make me laugh and I’ll love you forever 👀
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Kellalena
@kellalena.bsky.social
· Dec 4
Everyone’s gangster until they use a pen that is satisfyingly smooth and fun to write with.
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Whenever my son tells me we need to hang out more, I know he's guilting me into helping him bury another body.
February 3, 2026 at 2:18 PM
Whenever my son tells me we need to hang out more, I know he's guilting me into helping him bury another body.
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My dental hygienist today said she recognized me by my mouth. I still can’t figure out if she was hitting on me Lol
February 3, 2026 at 10:47 PM
My dental hygienist today said she recognized me by my mouth. I still can’t figure out if she was hitting on me Lol
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6 yo on my lap: What if we got married?
Me: I don’t think my husband would like that
6: Yeah but what if he DIED
Me: I mean what are you offering here?
Me: I don’t think my husband would like that
6: Yeah but what if he DIED
Me: I mean what are you offering here?
February 3, 2026 at 5:48 PM
6 yo on my lap: What if we got married?
Me: I don’t think my husband would like that
6: Yeah but what if he DIED
Me: I mean what are you offering here?
Me: I don’t think my husband would like that
6: Yeah but what if he DIED
Me: I mean what are you offering here?
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My person in Minnesota tells me that the level of violence continues without change, or maybe it’s even gotten worse. People are still being beaten and snatched. People are still afraid to get groceries. Please just know this.
February 4, 2026 at 12:04 AM
My person in Minnesota tells me that the level of violence continues without change, or maybe it’s even gotten worse. People are still being beaten and snatched. People are still afraid to get groceries. Please just know this.
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if i had cleavage shit would be covered in crumbs
February 3, 2026 at 9:32 PM
if i had cleavage shit would be covered in crumbs
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3% of every Bond film:
“..the sillhouettes of nude women dance. We can see parts of their butts and breasts sometimes.”
(also 60% of my formative sexual awakening)
“..the sillhouettes of nude women dance. We can see parts of their butts and breasts sometimes.”
(also 60% of my formative sexual awakening)
February 3, 2026 at 12:34 PM
3% of every Bond film:
“..the sillhouettes of nude women dance. We can see parts of their butts and breasts sometimes.”
(also 60% of my formative sexual awakening)
“..the sillhouettes of nude women dance. We can see parts of their butts and breasts sometimes.”
(also 60% of my formative sexual awakening)
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i just saw my own shadow and it mugged me
February 3, 2026 at 10:49 PM
i just saw my own shadow and it mugged me
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Coming up with captions for pictures of my ass is more difficult than I had imagined
February 3, 2026 at 9:21 PM
Coming up with captions for pictures of my ass is more difficult than I had imagined
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Give me comfort or give me death
February 4, 2026 at 12:40 AM
Give me comfort or give me death
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Let's lay down, get cozy, and bitch about everything together
February 4, 2026 at 1:04 AM
Let's lay down, get cozy, and bitch about everything together
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love shack
anger cottage
panic yurt
sorrow hovel
shame hole
anger cottage
panic yurt
sorrow hovel
shame hole
February 4, 2026 at 1:12 AM
love shack
anger cottage
panic yurt
sorrow hovel
shame hole
anger cottage
panic yurt
sorrow hovel
shame hole
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I wanna get taken to the farm like the old family pets
February 3, 2026 at 3:47 AM
I wanna get taken to the farm like the old family pets
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I hope 2026 brings you peace and mind blowing orgasms.
February 3, 2026 at 10:55 PM
I hope 2026 brings you peace and mind blowing orgasms.
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help me early retirement you're my only hope
February 3, 2026 at 8:19 PM
help me early retirement you're my only hope
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Pass me the test tube with the drama in it I have a hypothesis. Now put it back. You just wanna drag me into your science but I almost proved I mind my own business
February 3, 2026 at 5:46 AM
Pass me the test tube with the drama in it I have a hypothesis. Now put it back. You just wanna drag me into your science but I almost proved I mind my own business
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Late nap because tired after not sleeping well because of late nap the day before because tired after not sleeping well because of late nap the day before because tired after not sleeping well because of late nap the day before ....
February 2, 2026 at 10:06 PM
Late nap because tired after not sleeping well because of late nap the day before because tired after not sleeping well because of late nap the day before because tired after not sleeping well because of late nap the day before ....
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It's kinda weird seeing my own skeet on the "For You" tab.
Maybe another tab that has a "By You" tab.
And while we're at it a tab that features only swamps.
Yep. A "Bayou" tab.
Maybe another tab that has a "By You" tab.
And while we're at it a tab that features only swamps.
Yep. A "Bayou" tab.
February 3, 2026 at 9:31 PM
It's kinda weird seeing my own skeet on the "For You" tab.
Maybe another tab that has a "By You" tab.
And while we're at it a tab that features only swamps.
Yep. A "Bayou" tab.
Maybe another tab that has a "By You" tab.
And while we're at it a tab that features only swamps.
Yep. A "Bayou" tab.
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Sometimes at the end of a long day, instead of a shower, I turn on 90’s jams and let the earnestness wash over me. Hey pass me the soap Dave Grohl
February 3, 2026 at 10:39 PM
Sometimes at the end of a long day, instead of a shower, I turn on 90’s jams and let the earnestness wash over me. Hey pass me the soap Dave Grohl
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Not butthole jokes or cat pictures, but a third beautiful BlueSky option.
February 3, 2026 at 9:30 PM
Not butthole jokes or cat pictures, but a third beautiful BlueSky option.
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Just looking . . . is acceptable at Macy's and JC Penny, but not the gym . . . I know this now.
February 2, 2026 at 1:23 PM
Just looking . . . is acceptable at Macy's and JC Penny, but not the gym . . . I know this now.
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People who talk to their dogs are not judged as harshly as those that talk to themselves.
February 3, 2026 at 1:17 PM
People who talk to their dogs are not judged as harshly as those that talk to themselves.
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Happy short month for those that don't celebrate Valentines day.
February 2, 2026 at 10:24 PM
Happy short month for those that don't celebrate Valentines day.
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Let's play, how to piss someone off in under a minute..family bored games.
February 3, 2026 at 3:12 AM
Let's play, how to piss someone off in under a minute..family bored games.
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Wearing a slinky like a boa while throwing myself down the stairs.
February 3, 2026 at 9:45 PM
Wearing a slinky like a boa while throwing myself down the stairs.
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I'm as cool as a cucumber and hot like a tamale with a fever..aka flu.
February 3, 2026 at 9:59 PM
I'm as cool as a cucumber and hot like a tamale with a fever..aka flu.