Kellalena
@kellalena.bsky.social
Make me laugh and I’ll love you forever 👀
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Kellalena
@kellalena.bsky.social
· Dec 4
Everyone’s gangster until they use a pen that is satisfyingly smooth and fun to write with.
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Life is messy. So is your butthole. Do something.
February 4, 2026 at 8:27 PM
Life is messy. So is your butthole. Do something.
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where your trigger is, there is your lesson
February 4, 2026 at 8:52 PM
where your trigger is, there is your lesson
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We don’t know the best moments of
our lives until long after they’ve passed.
our lives until long after they’ve passed.
February 3, 2026 at 8:22 PM
We don’t know the best moments of
our lives until long after they’ve passed.
our lives until long after they’ve passed.
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According to the 7-Eleven Gods, a girl can get two hot dogs and a Big Gulp for $5.
February 1, 2026 at 8:29 PM
According to the 7-Eleven Gods, a girl can get two hot dogs and a Big Gulp for $5.
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This day in history. 1938. Hitler appointed himself German High Commander and renamed the Paul Ludwig Hans Anton von Beneckendorff und von Hindenburg Centre for the Performing Arts to the Adolf J. Hitler and Paul Ludwig Hans Anton von Beneckendorff und von Hindenburg Centre for the Performing Arts.
February 4, 2026 at 9:44 AM
This day in history. 1938. Hitler appointed himself German High Commander and renamed the Paul Ludwig Hans Anton von Beneckendorff und von Hindenburg Centre for the Performing Arts to the Adolf J. Hitler and Paul Ludwig Hans Anton von Beneckendorff und von Hindenburg Centre for the Performing Arts.
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said no to a really cool free pen and my former stationery addicted self is absolutely appalled with me
February 3, 2026 at 10:54 PM
said no to a really cool free pen and my former stationery addicted self is absolutely appalled with me
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we found love in a hopeless place*
*modern day usa
*modern day usa
February 4, 2026 at 1:18 PM
we found love in a hopeless place*
*modern day usa
*modern day usa
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The dog is barking at his food. They are so impressionable.
February 4, 2026 at 6:38 PM
The dog is barking at his food. They are so impressionable.
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I am glad that crews across the street are taking down a tree that might otherwise clobber the power lines. But they're totally harshing my otherwise quiet coffee-drinking time here.
February 4, 2026 at 2:41 PM
I am glad that crews across the street are taking down a tree that might otherwise clobber the power lines. But they're totally harshing my otherwise quiet coffee-drinking time here.
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When will "Rich guys are kiddie fuckers" start trending?
February 4, 2026 at 6:24 PM
When will "Rich guys are kiddie fuckers" start trending?
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Thinking of you. <nauseated>
February 3, 2026 at 10:42 PM
Thinking of you. <nauseated>
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The bottled water is for the dog. The tap water isn't going to hurt you.
February 4, 2026 at 5:52 AM
The bottled water is for the dog. The tap water isn't going to hurt you.
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Bad Santa: Port of Call New Orleans
February 4, 2026 at 7:16 AM
Bad Santa: Port of Call New Orleans
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i don't have the heart to tell my cats that they aren't worth hundreds of likes
February 2, 2026 at 6:36 AM
i don't have the heart to tell my cats that they aren't worth hundreds of likes
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I only go where people like me . . . that's why I'm home most of the time.
February 4, 2026 at 1:33 PM
I only go where people like me . . . that's why I'm home most of the time.
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I’m starting to think I should know who tf dril is, but I’m also tired of learning things
February 4, 2026 at 6:39 PM
I’m starting to think I should know who tf dril is, but I’m also tired of learning things
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'the grammys' or what i call 'what the fuck is going on who are these people'
February 2, 2026 at 1:15 AM
'the grammys' or what i call 'what the fuck is going on who are these people'
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If you fall asleep face first into your nightly bowl of acid, be prepared to be forever known as acid face, okay Kevin.
February 4, 2026 at 7:03 PM
If you fall asleep face first into your nightly bowl of acid, be prepared to be forever known as acid face, okay Kevin.
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Dealing with loss for something that never even actually existed. There's a hollow hunger deep within that stubbornly refuses to be filled. Life goes on.
February 4, 2026 at 4:54 PM
Dealing with loss for something that never even actually existed. There's a hollow hunger deep within that stubbornly refuses to be filled. Life goes on.
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I just realized the correlation between Bsky and psychotherapeutic transference.
February 4, 2026 at 5:25 PM
I just realized the correlation between Bsky and psychotherapeutic transference.
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What the world needs now is an 80s movie montage
February 4, 2026 at 6:39 PM
What the world needs now is an 80s movie montage
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A thing about me is I would rather die than pay to promote a post on linkedin
February 2, 2026 at 12:55 PM
A thing about me is I would rather die than pay to promote a post on linkedin
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I would write your name in the sky.
February 4, 2026 at 4:46 PM
I would write your name in the sky.
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I wonder when Casper started experimenting with other friendly ghosts?
February 4, 2026 at 4:16 PM
I wonder when Casper started experimenting with other friendly ghosts?
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I’m so tired, I can’t wait to spend the night thinking about sleeping.
February 3, 2026 at 2:23 AM
I’m so tired, I can’t wait to spend the night thinking about sleeping.