Kellalena
@kellalena.bsky.social
Make me laugh and I’ll love you forever 👀
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Kellalena
@kellalena.bsky.social
· Oct 26
Things are falling apart as planned.
We’re going to need a bigger sage, Charlie Brown.
November 25, 2025 at 10:04 PM
We’re going to need a bigger sage, Charlie Brown.
Soaking in rice up to my neck will hopefully fix me.
November 25, 2025 at 9:56 PM
Soaking in rice up to my neck will hopefully fix me.
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He’s a 10 but yells ‘fire in the hole’ when he climaxes
November 25, 2025 at 4:46 PM
He’s a 10 but yells ‘fire in the hole’ when he climaxes
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Me: *shaking my head in disgust and waving my hand dismissively* Oh no. No no no. This won't do at all. Remove it from my presence and never mention it again.
Wednesday:
Wednesday:
November 25, 2025 at 9:28 PM
Me: *shaking my head in disgust and waving my hand dismissively* Oh no. No no no. This won't do at all. Remove it from my presence and never mention it again.
Wednesday:
Wednesday:
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Before my modeling career took off, I used to be a roadie for the Chuck E. Cheese band.
November 25, 2025 at 6:17 PM
Before my modeling career took off, I used to be a roadie for the Chuck E. Cheese band.
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At least now I have the opportunity to try and blame my bankruptcy and poverty on him, and not my own deeply personal bad decisions.
November 25, 2025 at 9:26 PM
At least now I have the opportunity to try and blame my bankruptcy and poverty on him, and not my own deeply personal bad decisions.
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I don’t care that this is popular and that 84 other people are looking at it right now. You can’t make me buy it right this minute. Also could you deliver it by lunchtime tomorrow?
November 25, 2025 at 9:26 PM
I don’t care that this is popular and that 84 other people are looking at it right now. You can’t make me buy it right this minute. Also could you deliver it by lunchtime tomorrow?
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Pestering someone to literal death is called annoyhilation.
November 25, 2025 at 5:24 PM
Pestering someone to literal death is called annoyhilation.
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I thought i was here alone but I just got busted singing to the cat
🎶We built this kitty
We built this kitty on rock n roll🎶
🎶We built this kitty
We built this kitty on rock n roll🎶
November 25, 2025 at 7:08 PM
I thought i was here alone but I just got busted singing to the cat
🎶We built this kitty
We built this kitty on rock n roll🎶
🎶We built this kitty
We built this kitty on rock n roll🎶
Tom Hanks branded whips call Tom Spanks
Tom Hanks branded shapewear called Hanks Spanks
Tom Hanks branded tank tops called Hanks Tanks
November 25, 2025 at 9:29 PM
Tom Hanks branded whips call Tom Spanks
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Tom Hanks branded tank tops called Hanks Tanks
Tom Hanks branded Japanese bread crumbs called Hanky’s Pankies
Tom Hanks branded tissues called Tom Hankies
November 25, 2025 at 4:34 PM
Tom Hanks branded tank tops called Hanks Tanks
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Tom Hanks branded shapewear called Hanks Spanks
Tom Hanks branded tank tops called Hanks Tanks
Tom Hanks branded Japanese bread crumbs called Hanky’s Pankies
November 25, 2025 at 4:40 PM
Tom Hanks branded shapewear called Hanks Spanks
According to anxiety, you need to hurry up and get ready for something that will never happen.
November 25, 2025 at 9:12 PM
According to anxiety, you need to hurry up and get ready for something that will never happen.
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So both Super Mario Galaxy AND Odyssey movies are coming out next year??
November 25, 2025 at 7:39 PM
So both Super Mario Galaxy AND Odyssey movies are coming out next year??
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kids don’t build bike jumps to jump over other kids anymore and maybe that’s what’s wrong with this country
November 25, 2025 at 5:32 PM
kids don’t build bike jumps to jump over other kids anymore and maybe that’s what’s wrong with this country
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do you guys think i'm as gangster and as thug as that guy from Train?
November 25, 2025 at 8:19 PM
do you guys think i'm as gangster and as thug as that guy from Train?
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what in the Sam Hell
- me, shopping at Sam’s Club
- me, shopping at Sam’s Club
November 25, 2025 at 7:29 PM
what in the Sam Hell
- me, shopping at Sam’s Club
- me, shopping at Sam’s Club
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I know how to make contact with the dead. I've got it down to a séance.
November 25, 2025 at 8:26 PM
I know how to make contact with the dead. I've got it down to a séance.
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[walking past a bar] lol i passed the bar ima lawyer now
November 25, 2025 at 8:54 PM
[walking past a bar] lol i passed the bar ima lawyer now
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*takes a leaf blower to my sanity
*takes a leaf blower to my life
*takes a leaf blower to my thoughts
November 25, 2025 at 8:03 PM
*takes a leaf blower to my sanity
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The winter coat on my legs is growing in nicely
November 25, 2025 at 4:38 PM
The winter coat on my legs is growing in nicely
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the names bond. gold bond.
November 25, 2025 at 5:18 PM
the names bond. gold bond.
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Watching myself good, my old babysitter never calls me. Never did anything worth watching but everyone loves detachment whether it's leaving the house or hired as temporary observant. I'm a cheap break
November 25, 2025 at 5:41 AM
Watching myself good, my old babysitter never calls me. Never did anything worth watching but everyone loves detachment whether it's leaving the house or hired as temporary observant. I'm a cheap break
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‘Cause what you say is what you say
Say what you say how you say it whenever you sayin' it
Just remember how you said it when you was sprayin' it, Charlie Brown
Say what you say how you say it whenever you sayin' it
Just remember how you said it when you was sprayin' it, Charlie Brown
November 24, 2025 at 6:42 AM
‘Cause what you say is what you say
Say what you say how you say it whenever you sayin' it
Just remember how you said it when you was sprayin' it, Charlie Brown
Say what you say how you say it whenever you sayin' it
Just remember how you said it when you was sprayin' it, Charlie Brown