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Kellalena
@kellalena.bsky.social
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Make me laugh and I’ll love you forever 👀


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Kellalena @kellalena.bsky.social · Dec 4
Everyone’s gangster until they use a pen that is satisfyingly smooth and fun to write with.
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corduroycheddar.bsky.social
I'd like to offer you a nap
February 6, 2026 at 9:49 PM
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im-all-id.me
new track from counting crows "an even longer january"
January 22, 2026 at 2:25 PM
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saltymactavish.bsky.social
I’ve been wearing nothing but a barrel since the Ford administration
February 6, 2026 at 11:18 PM
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imwintersmom.bsky.social
i miss the day when it mattered what yous thought
February 6, 2026 at 7:57 PM
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ironlilacc.bsky.social
A camels hump is actually full of coke zero
February 6, 2026 at 10:07 PM
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juiceticles.bsky.social
"My phone is at 69% right now" -me, sexting
February 6, 2026 at 10:36 PM
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knewagirlnic.bsky.social
Can we stop calling them ‘sex pests’ and just stick with ‘predators’

Please and thank you
February 6, 2026 at 5:01 PM
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gregthemiller.bsky.social
how many likes do i need to get for the yoyo
February 4, 2026 at 2:46 AM
kellalena.bsky.social
All I’m wearing is a Breathe Right Nasal Strip, please respond.
February 6, 2026 at 9:40 PM
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grilldcheese.bsky.social
fun fact: bill gates named microsoft after his dick
February 6, 2026 at 5:18 PM
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flawdbizkit.bsky.social
my brain and stomach are competing for the biggest knot they can create
February 6, 2026 at 5:40 PM
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kimmysunshine.bsky.social
Your posts are now subject to a format peer review
February 6, 2026 at 5:33 PM
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lizzlepants.bsky.social
not my fault 69 is the perfect temperature in my car and apartment
February 6, 2026 at 3:12 PM
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professorkiosk.wtf
may the spork be with you
February 6, 2026 at 7:48 AM
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uffdada.bsky.social
The problem is, we don’t do enough light hazing anymore because it hurts too many feelings.
February 6, 2026 at 4:21 PM
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mardigroan.bsky.social
Those who cringe at the word moist may wish to join the wetness protection program.
January 29, 2026 at 9:43 PM
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cosmicclau.bsky.social
welp there's a car parked across the road that's had its hazard lights on for 4 hours now 👀
February 6, 2026 at 8:37 AM
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funkelly.bsky.social
boobie boobie boobie boobie rockin everywhere
February 6, 2026 at 3:45 PM
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cosmicclau.bsky.social
🎶 You're the devil in me I brought in from the cold 🎶
Setting sun with trees and a sky streaked with yellow, orange, pink, purple and blue
February 6, 2026 at 9:11 AM
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kattsdogma.bsky.social
not now, kids. mommy is playing with her new shark™️ cordless™️ power™️ pro™️ vacuum™️ !!!!
February 6, 2026 at 2:44 PM
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raindro.bsky.social
microdosing potatoes by taking shots of vodka
December 17, 2024 at 12:29 AM
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los-los.bsky.social
someone showed me a pic of sabrina carpenter with the muppets but i couldn’t find her
February 6, 2026 at 3:11 PM
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runswindows95.bsky.social
Being blocked by political accounts ruffles my Jimmies...
February 6, 2026 at 2:25 AM
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burritozen.net
*puts mouth on microphone*

Buttholes
February 5, 2026 at 12:17 AM
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bbkittyfck.bsky.social
Every week I go to the grocery store, buy the biggest lobster in the tank, drive it to the ocean and set it free.
February 6, 2026 at 2:24 PM