Kellalena
@kellalena.bsky.social
Make me laugh and I’ll love you forever 👀
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Kellalena
@kellalena.bsky.social
· Dec 4
Everyone’s gangster until they use a pen that is satisfyingly smooth and fun to write with.
My insecurities go back so far, they come with wood paneling.
February 5, 2026 at 4:14 PM
My insecurities go back so far, they come with wood paneling.
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I just got half-chub thinking about raisin toast if you want to know what getting old is like
February 5, 2026 at 2:00 PM
I just got half-chub thinking about raisin toast if you want to know what getting old is like
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I’m in my teenage dirtbag era, fuck off kids
February 5, 2026 at 1:11 PM
I’m in my teenage dirtbag era, fuck off kids
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let’s get matching tattoos and donuts
February 5, 2026 at 5:36 AM
let’s get matching tattoos and donuts
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When faced with a difficult decision I like to ask what would Jesus do? The problem is he answers in Aramaic.
February 5, 2026 at 1:58 PM
When faced with a difficult decision I like to ask what would Jesus do? The problem is he answers in Aramaic.
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In France, they say “bifler” for slapping a face with a dick.
Anyway.
How’s your day going?
Anyway.
How’s your day going?
February 5, 2026 at 2:44 PM
In France, they say “bifler” for slapping a face with a dick.
Anyway.
How’s your day going?
Anyway.
How’s your day going?
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If I bite a spider it will gain the powers of overreacting but also grow huge jugs
February 4, 2026 at 10:35 PM
If I bite a spider it will gain the powers of overreacting but also grow huge jugs
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Doesn't start till tomorrow and already loving the TikToks of drunks at the Wasted Management Open in Phoenix. Always a fun watch.
February 4, 2026 at 10:27 PM
Doesn't start till tomorrow and already loving the TikToks of drunks at the Wasted Management Open in Phoenix. Always a fun watch.
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Hope the next pandemic just makes my head swell super fast and explode like a balloon
But also painlessly because I'm a huge wuss. And instead of goo, it's sparkles
But also painlessly because I'm a huge wuss. And instead of goo, it's sparkles
February 5, 2026 at 12:08 AM
Hope the next pandemic just makes my head swell super fast and explode like a balloon
But also painlessly because I'm a huge wuss. And instead of goo, it's sparkles
But also painlessly because I'm a huge wuss. And instead of goo, it's sparkles
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i’m finally winning i’m at the top of the pizza hut points leaderboard
February 4, 2026 at 10:50 PM
i’m finally winning i’m at the top of the pizza hut points leaderboard
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can’t find my cellphone & i don’t have a landline to call myself & now im pissed & also im hungry & oh hey look there’s m&m’s (!) & idk where i was going with this 😬
February 4, 2026 at 11:46 PM
can’t find my cellphone & i don’t have a landline to call myself & now im pissed & also im hungry & oh hey look there’s m&m’s (!) & idk where i was going with this 😬
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A spiniscrub but for the mind.
February 5, 2026 at 12:17 AM
A spiniscrub but for the mind.
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friend: so your license to practice law was revoked??
me: no no no. i was '𝘋𝘪𝘴 𝘉𝘢𝘳𝘥' it was my rap name... why, do you need legal representizzle?
me: no no no. i was '𝘋𝘪𝘴 𝘉𝘢𝘳𝘥' it was my rap name... why, do you need legal representizzle?
February 4, 2026 at 10:09 PM
friend: so your license to practice law was revoked??
me: no no no. i was '𝘋𝘪𝘴 𝘉𝘢𝘳𝘥' it was my rap name... why, do you need legal representizzle?
me: no no no. i was '𝘋𝘪𝘴 𝘉𝘢𝘳𝘥' it was my rap name... why, do you need legal representizzle?
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a frenemy sounds bad…
frenemanemone, well, its frenemies are in the sea.
frenemanemone, well, its frenemies are in the sea.
February 4, 2026 at 9:19 PM
a frenemy sounds bad…
frenemanemone, well, its frenemies are in the sea.
frenemanemone, well, its frenemies are in the sea.
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sometimes I doubt your commitment to corn dogs
February 4, 2026 at 9:25 PM
sometimes I doubt your commitment to corn dogs
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I only pay attention to prescription drug ads so I can critique how well the actors clothing and accessories match the product.
February 5, 2026 at 12:30 AM
I only pay attention to prescription drug ads so I can critique how well the actors clothing and accessories match the product.
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I think it's really cool that the Jonas brothers all still live together.
February 5, 2026 at 12:12 AM
I think it's really cool that the Jonas brothers all still live together.
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living in a skirkle of hell
February 5, 2026 at 12:43 AM
living in a skirkle of hell
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Respectfully, one thing the men of Bluesky have done for me is make me glad that I don’t give a fuck about shoes
February 4, 2026 at 7:07 PM
Respectfully, one thing the men of Bluesky have done for me is make me glad that I don’t give a fuck about shoes
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i was diagnosed as being a little sweetie pie and there’s no cure
February 4, 2026 at 1:53 AM
i was diagnosed as being a little sweetie pie and there’s no cure
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sometimes all you can do is just close your eyes and let music be your time machine
February 4, 2026 at 10:34 PM
sometimes all you can do is just close your eyes and let music be your time machine
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I know that I could never chop up a body with an axe should I ever need to dispose of a corpse. It’s not that I’m squeamish or anything, I just lack the necessary upper body strength.
February 4, 2026 at 2:04 PM
I know that I could never chop up a body with an axe should I ever need to dispose of a corpse. It’s not that I’m squeamish or anything, I just lack the necessary upper body strength.
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Living in the antecedent.
February 4, 2026 at 9:40 PM
Living in the antecedent.
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Disposable inklings.
February 4, 2026 at 9:59 PM
Disposable inklings.
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Life is messy. So is your butthole. Do something.
February 4, 2026 at 8:27 PM
Life is messy. So is your butthole. Do something.