Kellalena
@kellalena.bsky.social
Make me laugh and I’ll love you forever 👀
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Kellalena
@kellalena.bsky.social
· Dec 4
Everyone’s gangster until they use a pen that is satisfyingly smooth and fun to write with.
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I hope 2026 brings you peace and mind blowing orgasms.
February 3, 2026 at 10:55 PM
I hope 2026 brings you peace and mind blowing orgasms.
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help me early retirement you're my only hope
February 3, 2026 at 8:19 PM
help me early retirement you're my only hope
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Pass me the test tube with the drama in it I have a hypothesis. Now put it back. You just wanna drag me into your science but I almost proved I mind my own business
February 3, 2026 at 5:46 AM
Pass me the test tube with the drama in it I have a hypothesis. Now put it back. You just wanna drag me into your science but I almost proved I mind my own business
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Late nap because tired after not sleeping well because of late nap the day before because tired after not sleeping well because of late nap the day before because tired after not sleeping well because of late nap the day before ....
February 2, 2026 at 10:06 PM
Late nap because tired after not sleeping well because of late nap the day before because tired after not sleeping well because of late nap the day before because tired after not sleeping well because of late nap the day before ....
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It's kinda weird seeing my own skeet on the "For You" tab.
Maybe another tab that has a "By You" tab.
And while we're at it a tab that features only swamps.
Yep. A "Bayou" tab.
Maybe another tab that has a "By You" tab.
And while we're at it a tab that features only swamps.
Yep. A "Bayou" tab.
February 3, 2026 at 9:31 PM
It's kinda weird seeing my own skeet on the "For You" tab.
Maybe another tab that has a "By You" tab.
And while we're at it a tab that features only swamps.
Yep. A "Bayou" tab.
Maybe another tab that has a "By You" tab.
And while we're at it a tab that features only swamps.
Yep. A "Bayou" tab.
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Sometimes at the end of a long day, instead of a shower, I turn on 90’s jams and let the earnestness wash over me. Hey pass me the soap Dave Grohl
February 3, 2026 at 10:39 PM
Sometimes at the end of a long day, instead of a shower, I turn on 90’s jams and let the earnestness wash over me. Hey pass me the soap Dave Grohl
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Not butthole jokes or cat pictures, but a third beautiful BlueSky option.
February 3, 2026 at 9:30 PM
Not butthole jokes or cat pictures, but a third beautiful BlueSky option.
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Just looking . . . is acceptable at Macy's and JC Penny, but not the gym . . . I know this now.
February 2, 2026 at 1:23 PM
Just looking . . . is acceptable at Macy's and JC Penny, but not the gym . . . I know this now.
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People who talk to their dogs are not judged as harshly as those that talk to themselves.
February 3, 2026 at 1:17 PM
People who talk to their dogs are not judged as harshly as those that talk to themselves.
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Happy short month for those that don't celebrate Valentines day.
February 2, 2026 at 10:24 PM
Happy short month for those that don't celebrate Valentines day.
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Let's play, how to piss someone off in under a minute..family bored games.
February 3, 2026 at 3:12 AM
Let's play, how to piss someone off in under a minute..family bored games.
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Wearing a slinky like a boa while throwing myself down the stairs.
February 3, 2026 at 9:45 PM
Wearing a slinky like a boa while throwing myself down the stairs.
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I'm as cool as a cucumber and hot like a tamale with a fever..aka flu.
February 3, 2026 at 9:59 PM
I'm as cool as a cucumber and hot like a tamale with a fever..aka flu.
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Alf saw his hog's shadow so the shitposts will continue
February 2, 2026 at 5:17 PM
Alf saw his hog's shadow so the shitposts will continue
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Honk if you enjoy honking, but beware the beast.
February 3, 2026 at 9:35 PM
Honk if you enjoy honking, but beware the beast.
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it’s 1990 something and i’m wearing bugle boy pants and british knights sneakers to the arcade then hit up round table for pizza before we play bb wars in the woods
it’s 1990 something and I’m wearing my guess jeans and k Swiss sneakers to the blockbuster on the corner to rent horror flicks for my high school slumber party
February 3, 2026 at 7:55 PM
it’s 1990 something and i’m wearing bugle boy pants and british knights sneakers to the arcade then hit up round table for pizza before we play bb wars in the woods
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99% community sign up for heat pump conversions, 2 unit buy backs that will now house new families in affordable homes, a reinvigorated Board and community- all because when they asked, I answered and we followed every path we could find through to the end.
February 3, 2026 at 9:19 PM
99% community sign up for heat pump conversions, 2 unit buy backs that will now house new families in affordable homes, a reinvigorated Board and community- all because when they asked, I answered and we followed every path we could find through to the end.
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Sometimes I need a beige meal to take the edge off
February 3, 2026 at 2:18 PM
Sometimes I need a beige meal to take the edge off
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They have an almost preternatural ability to choose the wrong.
February 3, 2026 at 10:18 PM
They have an almost preternatural ability to choose the wrong.
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This day in history. 1959. All nine members of a ski hiking expedition in the northern Ural Mountains were bizarrely struck dead by a force of nature. It could only have been Brigitte Bardot.
February 2, 2026 at 9:24 AM
This day in history. 1959. All nine members of a ski hiking expedition in the northern Ural Mountains were bizarrely struck dead by a force of nature. It could only have been Brigitte Bardot.
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This day in history. 1509. The Battle of Diu in India saw the Portuguese navy defeat a joint fleet of the Ottoman Empire, the Republic of Venice, the Sultan of Gujarat, the Mamluk Burji Sultanate of Egypt, the Zamorin of Calicut, the Republic of Ragusa, the Ace of Base, and the Kings of Leon.
February 3, 2026 at 9:21 AM
This day in history. 1509. The Battle of Diu in India saw the Portuguese navy defeat a joint fleet of the Ottoman Empire, the Republic of Venice, the Sultan of Gujarat, the Mamluk Burji Sultanate of Egypt, the Zamorin of Calicut, the Republic of Ragusa, the Ace of Base, and the Kings of Leon.
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Your vaganza is extra.
February 3, 2026 at 6:53 PM
Your vaganza is extra.
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I like candles but I’m worried I might arrange them in the wrong way and accidentally summon a demon.
February 3, 2026 at 10:36 PM
I like candles but I’m worried I might arrange them in the wrong way and accidentally summon a demon.
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Due to a typo, I've been marooned on a dessert island.
Send milk.
Send milk.
February 3, 2026 at 8:08 PM
Due to a typo, I've been marooned on a dessert island.
Send milk.
Send milk.
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I’ll just answer that email after this coffee, and other lies I’m telling myself this morning.
February 3, 2026 at 1:51 PM
I’ll just answer that email after this coffee, and other lies I’m telling myself this morning.