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more grace, less ego
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Sweet dreams, weirdos. I love you.
November 27, 2025 at 2:35 AM
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[puppet show with my potatoes]

🍠: you have lovely eyes

🥔: thx! couldn’t help notice how you held your shape during boiling

🍠: lovely compliment coming from such a high starch content spud like yourself

🥔: I’ve been known to be fluffy when cooked

🍠: very a-peeling

🥔: aren’t you a sweet potato
November 26, 2025 at 5:57 PM
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“Let us eat one last cookie, and then we will stop.”
November 27, 2025 at 2:37 AM
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One Venti lobotomy, please.
November 26, 2025 at 5:39 PM
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Cosmic (localized).
November 27, 2025 at 12:50 AM
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Sometimes you feel like a nut, sometimes you’re sure.
November 26, 2025 at 10:12 PM
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Here is a nice leaf 🍁
November 27, 2025 at 1:54 AM
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do I like it what?
November 27, 2025 at 1:55 AM
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You've just died.
The 6th picture in your phone gallery is what killed you.
November 26, 2025 at 10:29 PM
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i need to be in your replies more in 2026
November 24, 2025 at 7:22 PM
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Going through the 5 stages of grief, standing in front of the fridge
November 26, 2025 at 11:09 PM
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Can you be in the friend zone long enough to get retirement?
November 27, 2025 at 12:00 AM
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If you smoke your blunt naked, no one will be able to smell the weed on your clothes
November 26, 2025 at 11:05 PM
just making you a pie✨
November 27, 2025 at 1:48 AM
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Damn you green bean casserole, damn you to hell.
November 26, 2025 at 11:38 PM
making peanut butter pie with my 8 yr old, the joy 🤣
a cartoon dog is mixing something in a blue bowl
Alt: a cartoon dog is mixing something in a blue bowl
media.tenor.com
November 27, 2025 at 12:31 AM
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for thanksgiving i want turkey pot pie

in that order
November 26, 2025 at 8:14 PM
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timeline cleaning
November 26, 2025 at 8:41 PM
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Jesus didn't die for you to eat fake potatoes
November 26, 2025 at 10:07 PM
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speed dating but it’s just a scholastic book fair for adults
November 26, 2025 at 9:49 PM
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All my friends love boobs and hate the government
November 26, 2025 at 10:12 PM
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I'm thankful I was able to buy food this year.
November 26, 2025 at 11:00 PM
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Just look at this fucking goober 😍
November 26, 2025 at 6:18 PM
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Don't wait until New Years. You can fail to make major changes in your life any time.
November 26, 2025 at 10:53 PM
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Serving it like this.
Raw.
Deconstructed.
Cold.
Apple pie ala nope.
November 26, 2025 at 9:03 PM