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Theciscokidder

@theciscokidder.bsky.social

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Trying to make you laugh. Stay home dad. Left af. 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ he/him My fav posts https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:lp6wfrs3wtfklh6nfr6ksefh/feed/aaaczmcypwicq Everyone else's fav posts https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:lp6wfrs3wtfklh6nfr6ksefh/feed/aaabm4x5djh5k

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Theciscokidder @theciscokidder.bsky.social · 2d

*brings updated terms and conditions to a knife fight*

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Theciscokidder @theciscokidder.bsky.social · 3h

[at stoplight]

*gets out of car, knocks on driver's window behind me after following me for 3 turns*

Me: Are you obsessed with me?

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Greg the Miller @gregthemiller.bsky.social · 2d

got into an argument with my cat again but we came to an agreement: she can do whatever she wants

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mindi @flawdbizkit.bsky.social · 3h

feeling very......

*flailing all the limbs

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GᵣₐbₜₕₑWₑₙₑₛₛ @ayankdownunder.bsky.social · 5h

*stands outside Mastodon holding a boombox over my head*

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FᎪᎢ ᏩᎪNᎠᎪᏞF @sofarrsogud.bsky.social · 6h

ME: Is there another name for the large seaweed that grows to form underwater forests?

GIRLFRIEND: Sea kelp

ME: Omg that's why I'm asking YOU Sharon

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Sam @samuelhlowe.bsky.social · Sep 6

But what will we tell the demons who fell in love in the heat of our embrace?

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jordan pumpkin spice [ham] @nursemurderer.bsky.social · 6h

friendly reminder, our taxes pay for the military in israel to get free tuition and free healthcare

born miserable @bornmiserable.bsky.social · 22h

AMERICA: let’s give $20 billion to Argentina, what is money anyway

ALSO AMERICA: HeaLtHcaRe FoR aLL? wHo iS gOinG to PaY FoR It

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jordan pumpkin spice [ham] @nursemurderer.bsky.social · 4h

most of the time i’m just wishing I was asleep

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Steve Suckington @stevesuckington.bsky.social · 20h

I’m sorry guys i just can’t do another social media move. If u dm me your address i will send my posts via usps.

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Knew Nic @knewagirlnic.bsky.social · 11h

Pssst, asking for help is sexy AF

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Norm @ogskydog.com · 1d

no one should get a nobel prize until weird al gets one

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Blinky McBlinksalot @shannanegans.bsky.social · 6h

If they don't let you baby bird their spunk in their mouth after a blowjob, are they really the one?

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Theciscokidder @theciscokidder.bsky.social · 3h

😂😂

Theciscokidder @theciscokidder.bsky.social · 3h

She's going to create a scene, I can just tell

Theciscokidder @theciscokidder.bsky.social · 3h

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Destroyer of Worlds 🏳️‍🌈 @shinikage221.bsky.social · 10d

This will be the SIXTH government shut down in my lifetime. Mind you, I'm only 30.

Shutdowns need harsher punishments, those fuckers shouldn't be paid at all if they shutdown

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Tusk Jenkins @tuskjenkins.bsky.social · 1d

If you want to search a vengeful ghost you need a warrant signed by a grudge but seriously, all the business you have collected so far isn't unfinished enough to be admissable