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*2 seconds after taking my meds* oh shit did i take my meds 🤔
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the food you like? it's bad. the food *i* like? good. checkmate, losers
November 25, 2025 at 8:21 PM
the food you like? it's bad. the food *i* like? good. checkmate, losers
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Corn puddin' trial run looks purty
November 22, 2025 at 8:40 PM
Corn puddin' trial run looks purty
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a food critic who doesn’t waffle but he does pan cakes 👻
November 25, 2025 at 2:14 PM
a food critic who doesn’t waffle but he does pan cakes 👻
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IKEA furniture isn’t designed to be disassembled and moved, it’s meant to be burned down and returned to the bowels of hell.
November 6, 2025 at 12:17 PM
IKEA furniture isn’t designed to be disassembled and moved, it’s meant to be burned down and returned to the bowels of hell.
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My last 3 brain cells
November 23, 2025 at 3:56 AM
My last 3 brain cells
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OH. COME. ON.
November 24, 2025 at 1:27 PM
OH. COME. ON.
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tesla truck in the carpool lane like bitch you ain’t got no friends
November 24, 2025 at 6:38 PM
tesla truck in the carpool lane like bitch you ain’t got no friends
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everything is a crisis if you think about it in the shower enough
November 21, 2025 at 3:50 PM
everything is a crisis if you think about it in the shower enough
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I opened the fridge door once again looking for enlightenment.
Nope. I can’t believe it’s not Buddha.
Nope. I can’t believe it’s not Buddha.
November 23, 2025 at 8:33 PM
I opened the fridge door once again looking for enlightenment.
Nope. I can’t believe it’s not Buddha.
Nope. I can’t believe it’s not Buddha.
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Some bees don't even appreciate their own knees cos body dysmorphia
November 22, 2025 at 6:12 PM
Some bees don't even appreciate their own knees cos body dysmorphia
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I just heard a loud, weird noise in the kitchen but there's no way I'm going to see what it was.
November 19, 2025 at 1:24 AM
I just heard a loud, weird noise in the kitchen but there's no way I'm going to see what it was.
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Her: do you like The Beatles?
Me: Ellen or Rigby is my favorite song
Me: Ellen or Rigby is my favorite song
November 25, 2025 at 3:04 PM
Her: do you like The Beatles?
Me: Ellen or Rigby is my favorite song
Me: Ellen or Rigby is my favorite song
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I'm at my most North American when I make tater tot casserole for dinner
November 17, 2025 at 4:15 AM
I'm at my most North American when I make tater tot casserole for dinner
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I’m so old I remember when ‘left to their own devices’ didn’t suggest electronics.
November 25, 2025 at 12:51 AM
I’m so old I remember when ‘left to their own devices’ didn’t suggest electronics.
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Me: I want my pills wrapped in cheese like my dogs.
Pharmacist:
Pharmacist:
November 23, 2025 at 9:58 PM
Me: I want my pills wrapped in cheese like my dogs.
Pharmacist:
Pharmacist:
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a voodoo doll was my favourite childhood toy in case you're wondering why your barbie was so depressed
November 24, 2025 at 11:51 PM
a voodoo doll was my favourite childhood toy in case you're wondering why your barbie was so depressed
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Nobody cares what grade you’re in, Mercury. Get a job.
November 25, 2025 at 11:25 AM
Nobody cares what grade you’re in, Mercury. Get a job.
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Sometimes, in the morning, it takes me a year to wake up.
November 22, 2025 at 12:12 PM
Sometimes, in the morning, it takes me a year to wake up.
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I am a dripping faucet and you are my thimble.
November 25, 2025 at 12:41 PM
I am a dripping faucet and you are my thimble.
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One muffaletta. Extra muff, please.
November 21, 2025 at 4:43 AM
One muffaletta. Extra muff, please.
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Sometimes you have to talk to yourself out loud because your brain won't listen to your inside voice
November 24, 2025 at 12:03 AM
Sometimes you have to talk to yourself out loud because your brain won't listen to your inside voice
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I made myself a big cup of tea. It was chaigantic.
November 22, 2025 at 8:09 PM
I made myself a big cup of tea. It was chaigantic.
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The first rule of Rule Club is that you need at least 1,297,735,980.5 other rules.
November 21, 2025 at 8:11 AM
The first rule of Rule Club is that you need at least 1,297,735,980.5 other rules.
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Why call it a sapling in the yard of a January 6 rioter rather than tree's son?
November 25, 2025 at 4:51 AM
Why call it a sapling in the yard of a January 6 rioter rather than tree's son?