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kattsdogma.bsky.social @kattsdogma.bsky.social · Nov 13

*2 seconds after taking my meds* oh shit did i take my meds 🤔

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Jimmer Cork-Bottle @jimmerthatisall.bsky.social · 22h

My posts haven't been good this year or since 2015 really but you caught me at a bad time.

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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 3h

some say it’s art, some say it’s not

Golden lamp in the shape of a nose with a bulb hanging from the right nostril.

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💀Tombkick💀 @doomkick.com · 5h

Freaky Friday Threequel: Me and someone else who doesn't give a fuck at work swap bodies. Nothing changes. No lesson learned.

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gluggaveður 🕊️ @lscrapl.bsky.social · 6d

babygirl, don't make me get out the meme

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bloody bacon popsicle 💤 @gupton68.bsky.social · 1d

My wife and I were once very happy. In fact we both probably smiled pretty much every day right up until the day we met.

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Nuclear Winter @4slars.bsky.social · 19d

I'm pretty sure this guy in Aisle 29, who told his wife he's, "sick of her mouth," and, "fuck fixing that shed," will be available within 1 to 3 working days if it's time to change out your husband.

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Cosmic Clau @cosmicclau.bsky.social · 1d

when you go to a mutuals page to catch up on their new posts but get distracted by the reposts on their page and jump to another mutuals page via the first mutual then another and another then you realise you forgot to check the first mutuals new posts so you go back and the cycle starts again

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kattsdogma.bsky.social @kattsdogma.bsky.social · 17h

😂

kattsdogma.bsky.social @kattsdogma.bsky.social · 18h

hahaha but IM ALREADY NOT LIKING IT THERE I DON’T WANNA GO BACK THERE waaaah 😢

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kattsdogma.bsky.social @kattsdogma.bsky.social · 18h

haha thanks. im following you cuz I just saw your post. haven’t been on there for over a year or more ayyyy

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Jimmer Cork-Bottle @jimmerthatisall.bsky.social · 22h

You're beautiful when you're angry at that other guy.

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kattsdogma.bsky.social @kattsdogma.bsky.social · 18h

lol i forgot i was on mastodon
@[email protected] if this place implodes k byeeeee😬

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💀Tombkick💀 @doomkick.com · 20h

cartoons led me to believe there would be a lot more secret potions that gave me incredible powers

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kattsdogma.bsky.social @kattsdogma.bsky.social · 21h

😬 hi

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kattsdogma.bsky.social @kattsdogma.bsky.social · 21h

crawfish: who dat ? ⚜️
[thanks, guysssss!]

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bloody bacon popsicle 💤 @gupton68.bsky.social · 3d

Whenever I feel alone I try to remind myself that my parents are looking down on me with love and hoping that one day I’ll find happiness with a special someone, and that when I do I’ll finally let them out of the attic.