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Pasta Fazool
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Chairs are pretty great.

You can fight a lion, or sit if you want.
I have two siblings, but I’m the oldest so I win.
February 2, 2026 at 11:47 PM
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it's been a long time since anything hit my eye like a big pizza pie
February 2, 2026 at 11:37 PM
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[creation of the cactus]

cactme: *gets down on one knee*

cactyou: omg yes!
February 2, 2026 at 6:51 PM
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I tried being the bigger person today. Altitude sickness set in immediately.
February 2, 2026 at 11:38 PM
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punxsutawney phil (just had visions of pestilence, blood rain, malignant false idols, stillborn livestock): uuuh 6 more weeks of winter
February 2, 2026 at 7:25 PM
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the sea only exists because fish cry a lot
February 2, 2026 at 10:55 PM
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I've spent all day calling the baby deer farm but nobody picked up the fawn.
February 2, 2026 at 9:29 PM
I met a 16 year old magician.

The only thing he couldn’t make disappear was his virginity.
February 1, 2026 at 8:06 PM
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Lunatics be loonen
February 1, 2026 at 4:16 AM
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I would like to have sex again one day but I would not like to use this body to do it.
February 1, 2026 at 4:04 AM
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A year ago: We need TAXES on the WEALTHY

Now: We need a cleansing fire
January 31, 2026 at 4:40 PM
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what if you fell in love online and then it turned out you were getting catfished by dog with a blog
February 1, 2026 at 2:47 AM
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Got caught up in a really good book last night. I didn't stop coloring till 2 o'clock this morning.
January 31, 2026 at 3:00 PM
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craziest part about life in my opinion is all the things that happen
February 1, 2026 at 7:44 PM
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Living alone is so dumb. You'll be asking your pets if they've seen your phone and those bitches never know.
February 1, 2026 at 4:58 PM
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let’s eat mall pretzels and watch 80’s flicks
February 1, 2026 at 5:25 PM
Statistically, right now somewhere in the world, a man in a thin black tie has a cigarette dangling from his mouth while he’s pouring coffee into a white styrofoam cup.
February 1, 2026 at 3:11 PM
I hate nazis, and I'll fight one.

Especially one of those WW2 ones who’s 110 years old.
January 30, 2026 at 2:51 AM
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I was the 2nd cheeseburger on the grassy knoll
January 30, 2026 at 1:32 AM
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When a pig gets an abrasion he puts on some oinkment. It's called Neosporkin.
January 30, 2026 at 1:28 AM
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I got kicked out of another gym for being too strong
January 30, 2026 at 2:35 AM
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Cars sticking out of snowdrifts along the highway like Midwestern winter flowers
January 29, 2026 at 2:12 PM
I used to own a map company but the business folded.
January 27, 2026 at 7:46 PM
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I’m basically always at my best, which unfortunately, is exactly the same thing as my worst, because my constant baseline is, “terrible.”
January 23, 2026 at 7:28 PM
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googling parenting issues and every year discovering my daughter has been the hardest age for nine years.
January 22, 2026 at 8:58 PM