Pasta Fazool
@christopherdowning.bsky.social
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Chairs are pretty great.
You can fight a lion, or sit if you want.
You can fight a lion, or sit if you want.
I talk a lot of shit for a guy who pinches his nose when he goes underwater.
December 6, 2025 at 6:05 PM
I talk a lot of shit for a guy who pinches his nose when he goes underwater.
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Head of lettuce sounds like a big responsibility.
December 6, 2025 at 3:48 PM
Head of lettuce sounds like a big responsibility.
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bluesky profiles should tell you whether or not someone is going to ask to see your feet immediately after you follow them
December 6, 2025 at 3:32 PM
bluesky profiles should tell you whether or not someone is going to ask to see your feet immediately after you follow them
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Enjoying the flavors of the season by sprinkling a couple of fistfuls of fresh pine needles over my oatmeal each morning.
December 6, 2025 at 4:36 PM
Enjoying the flavors of the season by sprinkling a couple of fistfuls of fresh pine needles over my oatmeal each morning.
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Ok I totally misunderstood what pool noodles were, my bad.
December 6, 2025 at 4:58 PM
Ok I totally misunderstood what pool noodles were, my bad.
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Once you can put in a zipper, no one can stop you. You can put a zipper anywhere. I mean, look at pencil cases.
December 6, 2025 at 3:03 PM
Once you can put in a zipper, no one can stop you. You can put a zipper anywhere. I mean, look at pencil cases.
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taglines for rfk, jr’s dept of ̶d̶e̶a̶t̶h̶ health:
• it’s just measles, ya weasels
• a chicken in every pox
• poli-oh noooo
• dipshittheria, amirite lol
• hepatitis b back, bb
• it’s just measles, ya weasels
• a chicken in every pox
• poli-oh noooo
• dipshittheria, amirite lol
• hepatitis b back, bb
December 6, 2025 at 1:01 PM
taglines for rfk, jr’s dept of ̶d̶e̶a̶t̶h̶ health:
• it’s just measles, ya weasels
• a chicken in every pox
• poli-oh noooo
• dipshittheria, amirite lol
• hepatitis b back, bb
• it’s just measles, ya weasels
• a chicken in every pox
• poli-oh noooo
• dipshittheria, amirite lol
• hepatitis b back, bb
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In talks to purchase lunch
December 6, 2025 at 4:41 PM
In talks to purchase lunch
A mustache should have to be earned.
December 4, 2025 at 3:31 PM
A mustache should have to be earned.
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now that i live in a household with five children i have decided that no pair of noise cancelling headphones on the market is large enough or cancelly enough
December 4, 2025 at 1:31 AM
now that i live in a household with five children i have decided that no pair of noise cancelling headphones on the market is large enough or cancelly enough
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Anyways, buffalo chicken salad my beloved.
December 3, 2025 at 6:17 PM
Anyways, buffalo chicken salad my beloved.
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(looking down at the wet spot on my pants) i made a pisstake
December 4, 2025 at 2:52 AM
(looking down at the wet spot on my pants) i made a pisstake
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They should do MyChart Wrapped
December 3, 2025 at 10:13 PM
They should do MyChart Wrapped
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ah but I have an ace up my sleeve (I struggle to shake a full size gun out of my shirt cuff. I start trying to squeeze it out like toothpaste)
December 4, 2025 at 4:23 AM
ah but I have an ace up my sleeve (I struggle to shake a full size gun out of my shirt cuff. I start trying to squeeze it out like toothpaste)
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people will say anything on here “a corn dog is a poor substitute for love” no it isn’t that’s not true
December 4, 2025 at 4:55 AM
people will say anything on here “a corn dog is a poor substitute for love” no it isn’t that’s not true
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flipping a MOM upside down for that WOW factor
December 4, 2025 at 6:51 AM
flipping a MOM upside down for that WOW factor
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murder, she peed in the snow
December 4, 2025 at 3:00 PM
murder, she peed in the snow
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want to go to West World and do gitmo shit to the robots?
December 4, 2025 at 3:23 PM
want to go to West World and do gitmo shit to the robots?
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Didn't need spotify telling me I'm an ancient boring piece of shit today
December 4, 2025 at 2:51 AM
Didn't need spotify telling me I'm an ancient boring piece of shit today
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Ordered lavender pillow mist. I think my sleep paralysis demon will really appreciate the effort I'm putting in.
December 4, 2025 at 1:00 PM
Ordered lavender pillow mist. I think my sleep paralysis demon will really appreciate the effort I'm putting in.
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This is like the twelfth Monday this week.
December 4, 2025 at 2:38 PM
This is like the twelfth Monday this week.
It's crazy, but I just feel like no cares who shot J.R. anymore.
December 4, 2025 at 3:15 PM
It's crazy, but I just feel like no cares who shot J.R. anymore.
Bees have 5 eyes.
10 if they wear glasses.
10 if they wear glasses.
December 3, 2025 at 5:33 PM
Bees have 5 eyes.
10 if they wear glasses.
10 if they wear glasses.
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I hear everyone talking about the ""carnivore diet"", but this month I'll be starting the carnival diet. Nothing but funnel cake and cotton candy
December 3, 2025 at 5:22 PM
I hear everyone talking about the ""carnivore diet"", but this month I'll be starting the carnival diet. Nothing but funnel cake and cotton candy
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can’t. gaslighting this cashier at homegoods rn
December 3, 2025 at 3:20 PM
can’t. gaslighting this cashier at homegoods rn