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christopherdowning.bsky.social
Pasta Fazool
@christopherdowning.bsky.social
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Pasta Fazool @christopherdowning.bsky.social · Mar 1
Chairs are pretty great.

You can fight a lion, or sit if you want.
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Pasta Fazool @christopherdowning.bsky.social · 9d
I asked the cashier working at KFC what the 11 secret herbs and spices are, and he just told me.
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Los 🥑 @los-los.bsky.social · 10d
In the 2000s Jack Johnson released the same song 7 times and we all let it happen
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Not JPo @notjpo.bsky.social · 9d
I’m like if a pop-up ad was a person
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[Sic] Burns @sicburns2.bsky.social · 9d
Reached the age where I begin to realize that I’ll never find a bottle with a smoking hot genie in it
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🎃return of the Obra Deeny🎃(they/them) @geraldinepiche.bsky.social · 9d
What if our hands touched in the shredded cheese bag
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Theciscokidder @theciscokidder.bsky.social · 9d
Imagine being alive for 500 years as a tree only to be cut down so 1000 hairless apes can wipe their ass with you.
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Travis comma bitch @prof-hinkley.bsky.social · 9d
A joke I like to make, and that everyone universally enjoys, when we're taxiing for a long time before takeoff is that we're driving to our destination.
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Pasta Fazool @christopherdowning.bsky.social · 15d
The only reason Gene Kelly was dancing in the rain is because he didn't have to go to work with wet socks afterward.
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Pasta Fazool @christopherdowning.bsky.social · 15d
WHY DOES THE SWEDISH CHEF HAVE HUMAN HANDS?
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AHHH! real meghan!! 나영지 🇵🇸 @ruemcclammyhand.bsky.social · 15d
rapture happened if you can read this you are gay
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Jason Goes to Hell @benedictsred.bsky.social · 15d
When a doctor would ask if you drank or smoked and you replied yes, the whole air in the room changed
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Brian Guest @brguest20.bsky.social · 15d
Tylenol causes elevator stops.
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mindi @flawdbizkit.bsky.social · 15d
my 8 yr old has been an emotional tsunami and I'm a confused boat captain on this deranged ship lately
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James Damron @runswindows95.bsky.social · 15d
I'm not a proctologist, but I know how to be a pain in the ass.
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Pandy Fackler 🎃 @thatbrenna.bsky.social · Jul 23
Host: Let's play Wheel Of Ornithology!

Me: Are there any jays?

Host: No sorry

Me: I'd like to buy an owl
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Pasta Fazool @christopherdowning.bsky.social · 17d
I once saw a drunk bee. Okay, maybe he was just buzzing.
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Pasta Fazool @christopherdowning.bsky.social · 17d
Dave Navarro buys all his clothes at a halloween store.
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The Phantom Meowtzi (trouble/tribble) @ufomitzidino.bsky.social · 17d
Horse weddings...shopping for bridle gowns
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[Sic] Burns @sicburns2.bsky.social · 17d
Some of you have never polished your kids’ leather shoes on Sunday mornings and it shows
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ghost crab @crabbydaddy.bsky.social · 17d
i met a girl named joyce and immediately thought, that's how a snake would say joy
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richie @theregoesrichie.bsky.social · 17d
no question the doritos taco flavor reboot with the fake see-through window will have fbi scratching they head
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🅱️oofessor Killosk 🔪👻 @professorkiosk.wtf · 17d
I wonder if the sex toys in the toy story universe have any good songs about losing touch with their owners’ asses
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Pasta Fazool @christopherdowning.bsky.social · 19d
They just read the weather while we’re looking at tmz and Instagram.
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Pasta Fazool @christopherdowning.bsky.social · 19d
I got kicked out of planet fitness for making fart sounds when people bend over.
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alexis simpson @amutepiggy.bsky.social · 19d
antifa. beetifa. cricketifa. dragonflytifa
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