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crabbydaddy.bsky.social
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@crabbydaddy.bsky.social
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CrabbyDaCrab from Twitter architect, divorced from reality, crabby while in season we have one race: human. be kind. 🏳️‍🌈
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ghost crab @crabbydaddy.bsky.social · May 26
Sometimes I feel as if we’re all Schrodinger's cat.
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ghost crab @crabbydaddy.bsky.social · 6h
Two characters you like and tag 5 others to do it too.

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@railroadofsin.bsky.social
Dan Levy as David Rose trying to fold cheese Annie Murphy as Alexis Rose saying Eww David
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oldsoulprose.bsky.social
Lady of the Dead 🥀💀 @oldsoulprose.bsky.social · 7h
nothing like finding the typo after someone hits repost
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a man with a mustache wearing a shirt that says dunkin donuts
ALT: a man with a mustache wearing a shirt that says dunkin donuts
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oldsoulprose.bsky.social
Lady of the Dead 🥀💀 @oldsoulprose.bsky.social · 3d
her mask never hides
a mountain
of feelings inside
you'll see
her eyes shine
smiles for miles
before knowing
she's dying inside

#foxprose
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infinitefinite.bsky.social
Skellyton 💀🦇 @infinitefinite.bsky.social · 7h
inside me are two wolves, and they both want Reese's pumpkins
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Evil Alice @evilalicesg.bsky.social · 10d
Nature gets me!! My soul connection!❤️
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sluggishcheetah.bsky.social
Sluggish Cheetah @sluggishcheetah.bsky.social · Jul 17
I hate ‘smart formatting’ so damned much.
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frozenbodyparts.bsky.social
👻BOO(P)👻 @frozenbodyparts.bsky.social · 13h
The worst thing you can do while cleaning, is cracking a beer and sitting down for a moment.
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daddyjew.bsky.social
DaddyJew @daddyjew.bsky.social · 9h
Boss: you’re not pussyfooting around are ya?

Me: no sir, my pussyfooting days are long behind me
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DaddyJew @daddyjew.bsky.social · 11h
have you tried jumping in a big pile of leaves about it?
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ghost crab @crabbydaddy.bsky.social · 7h
i’m thinking of having an ice cream cake party: high, sitting around an ice cream cake with spoons, watching schitts creek

well, maybe not so much a party party, with actual people tho

more like an ice cream cake, a spoon, a gummy, and me
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DaddyJew @daddyjew.bsky.social · 12h
why ‘run away to join the circus’ when you can just be a politician
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DaddyJew @daddyjew.bsky.social · 12h
Please Be Patient
Driver Is Rollin’ A Fatty
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DaddyJew @daddyjew.bsky.social · 12h
Where’d You Put the Body, Charlie Brown
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runswindows95.bsky.social
James Damron @runswindows95.bsky.social · 10h
"Don't ask," I say while eating a Klondike bar.
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DaddyJew @daddyjew.bsky.social · 14h
every day’s a new jumpscare
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DaddyJew @daddyjew.bsky.social · 13h
Boss: i have a job for you

Me: no shit, that's why i’m here
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pretty-vulgar.bsky.social
🎃punkin spice spooky geist💀 @pretty-vulgar.bsky.social · 13h
*brings a fresh batch of shortbread with lemon curd and marmalade to a knife fight*
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spleenly @spleenly.bsky.social · 7h
Modern advances in cringe mean it is now endearing.
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ghost crab @crabbydaddy.bsky.social · 7h
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a close up of a cat with its mouth open and its eyes closed .
ALT: a close up of a cat with its mouth open and its eyes closed .
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ghost crab @crabbydaddy.bsky.social · 7h
Kinda like, “The lady doth protest too much, methinks.”
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ghost crab @crabbydaddy.bsky.social · 20h
continually repeating a lie does not make it true
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RiotGrlErin @riotgrlerin.bsky.social · 1d
the fellowship of the arts: thread
The Eye of Sauron in Still life with Oranges by Paul Gauguin.
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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 1d
i’m sorry i watched your toddler for an hour and now she won’t stop singing landslide
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ghost crab @crabbydaddy.bsky.social · 1d
the best part is bluesky
is hidden in the replies
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BooSlice👻🔪 @twosense.bsky.social · 2d
Kiss me. I taste like your grandpa.
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