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BooSlice👻🔪

@twosense.bsky.social

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I'm here for images of cute animals and nature scenes, news, different perspectives, and funny takes. I’m a Christian. https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:6inp5yiltrxwaaysprylsihq/feed/aaamsig4omqig

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BooSlice👻🔪 @twosense.bsky.social · 2d

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Tylentifa @grrreee.bsky.social · 2d

Im gunna save your skeet in my ass, so when I cropdust, it'll be like a pleasant surprise

(Just for you @twosense.bsky.social )

BooSlice👻🔪 @twosense.bsky.social · 2d

I’m gonna save your skeet in a Twinkie.

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boofus 🎃 @te-kanawa.bsky.social · 36m

the pictures our daughters are sending back from Paris have me missing being on tour like a muh fuh.

especially now
love that city

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Liz Lets Looooooose 👻 @ghostofelizabeth.bsky.social · 31m

I'll just go back to writing on the walls of bathroom stalls in lipstick

Jim @jimstewart.bsky.social · 3h

I guess if everything falls apart, I can always shitpost at Costco.

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👻🔪 ˚ʚₖᵢᵣₐɞ˚ @kirasaurus.bsky.social · 22m

Oh lordy a Beans sticker sheet a'comin!?

A screenshot of various pictures of beans made into a sticker sheet

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💀Tombkick💀 @doomkick.com · 14m

Last night a DJ saved my life.
Thank God they knew CPR.

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Phantom Deeks 🫶 @deeks549.bsky.social · 11m

I don't mind my inner voice. I just wish it wasn't so negative all the fucking time

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BooSlice👻🔪 @twosense.bsky.social · 15m

women: i’ll stop crying bc you don’t like it 🔪 ❤️

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Forrest Plump @nahyoudoit.bsky.social · 34m

Women really be like “I’m sorry for what I said when you made me feel like an unlovable piece of shit”

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Betsy Wetsy @betsyross.bsky.social · 33m

cosmic brownie mix tape me to the wall of voodoo child of god is dead sexy

(walking thoughts)

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mindi @flawdbizkit.bsky.social · 29m

barely fits in there🥹🤣🐝

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mindi @flawdbizkit.bsky.social · 27m

🐝🖤

bumblebee on a pink zinnia and a cucumber beetle

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𝗱𝗿𝗼𝗷𝗼🪾🍂 @apexamigo.bsky.social · 27m

stay a while and listen

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mindi @flawdbizkit.bsky.social · 24m

all the yellow💛

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mindi @flawdbizkit.bsky.social · 22m

still making goth balls🖤

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BooSlice👻🔪 @twosense.bsky.social · 1h

Okay

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Ducky doesn’t do pumpkin spice 🦆 @justducky.bsky.social · 1h

Having a sexy alt account implies the existence of a semi-sexy main.

I have neither. 🤣

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BooSlice👻🔪 @twosense.bsky.social · 1h

Cutie! Like mamma

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James Damron @runswindows95.bsky.social · 3h

I had a brain fart the other night. Last time I dream about Taco Bell.

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Knew Nic @knewagirlnic.bsky.social · 2h

I bought a pink power drill, so it’s over for you bitches

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BooSlice👻🔪 @twosense.bsky.social · 1h

Like pow 💥

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subtrauma @subtrauma.bsky.social · 1h

Bank robber hands teller a confusing note in all emojis

😌🔫🚫👮🚫🚔💵💵👜🚫🤕

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supernatural siren @porcelainsiren.bsky.social · 1h

oh so y'all out there using tabs to filter your content and i'm over here just raw dogging the whole skyline everyday 😂

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BooSlice👻🔪 @twosense.bsky.social · 1h

🤣🤣🤣 the only context where she makes sense

BooSlice👻🔪 @twosense.bsky.social · 1h

Vendor

a bunch of bananas are on a table with a national geographic logo in the corner

ALT: a bunch of bananas are on a table with a national geographic logo in the corner

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BooSlice👻🔪 @twosense.bsky.social · 1h

BooMagoo lol

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David Cavlovic🇨🇦🍁 @davidcavlovic.bsky.social · 1h

Eats a knife at a banana fight.

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