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Betsy Wetsy

@betsyross.bsky.social

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Betsy Wetsy @betsyross.bsky.social · Aug 12

decided to take the form of a grasshopper and stop pretending I have this life thing sorted out

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Not JPo @notjpo.bsky.social · 2d

Things have gone terribly wrong and I have no one to blame but yourself

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La Spaghettissima @catlady.gay · 2d

I can be your medium tittied not goth girlfriend if you want

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Jenny Doesn’t Know @jennydoesntknow.bsky.social · 9h

I know you didn’t ask for my two cents, but I’m gonna give you five cause I got time

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Uffdafuckingda @uffdada.bsky.social · 2d

Seeing things clearer now I should have been an optometrist.

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Jimmer Cork-Bottle @jimmerthatisall.bsky.social · 8h

Thank you for your kind of words.

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Melicious @honeybadgermel.bsky.social · 16d

The stronger you are, the harder you cry.

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Davidly Roth 🎉 @lazurwoolf.bsky.social · 5d

ACAB includes eggo frozen French toaster sticks

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Bigthinkingcap @bigthinkingcap.bsky.social · 4d

T: So if ICE assaults the public can they then call the police and report a crime in progress

M: (being pulverized on the sidewalk)

T: (humming)

M: (dying)

T: Sorry boo,I’m on hold

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Tusk Jenkins @tuskjenkins.bsky.social · 1d

What if we're all Hallmark cards of some secret experiment to love each other but our hearts have too many occasions and categories so we're just like here please take this homemade coupon for a CIA

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spleenly @spleenly.bsky.social · 10h

You can't unshit the bull.

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James Damron @runswindows95.bsky.social · 4d

Is it bad that your circumcision was described as being microclipped?

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Betsy Wetsy @betsyross.bsky.social · 6h

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Greg the Miller @gregthemiller.bsky.social · 7d

dine and ditching your food posts

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mindi @flawdbizkit.bsky.social · 6h

*crawls up next to your amygdala and gives it a hug

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Chicken the Friendly Ghost 👻 @vermontchicken.bsky.social · 6h

I have to fight cats if I put smoked salmon on my bagel.

I'll fight a fucking cat for lox, make no mistake.

And I'll win.

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Lazlo Hollyfeld @lazlohollyfeld.bsky.social · 9d

I’m embarrassed that someone has to review my expense reports only to find that I eat Wendy’s breakfast.

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Father Tim @timfather.bsky.social · 2d

Hiring an escort to do that thing* I like.

* tuck me in.

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surdfish @surdfish.bsky.social · Aug 3

At least you have your hell.

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A Darker Nightmare 🖤 @darkersunrise.bsky.social · 14h

This is my choice

(Me. I’m my choice)

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WitchyBlob @blobstar.bsky.social · 10h

I always keep a banana in my pocket and nuts too. That's just smart snacking. But, yes, I am also happy to see you.

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Tusk Jenkins @tuskjenkins.bsky.social · 2d

Invite codes must have the chance to do the funniest thing rn because mine have butterflies and are all no no just keep on alienating yourself that's what works