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lazurwoolf.bsky.social
Davidly Roth 🎉
@lazurwoolf.bsky.social
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Love will win and in the meantime there is whiskey. I’m a fuckin idiot https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:eqabl4kvjcovktrp4af2akqc/feed/aaaa5jon3pteu
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Davidly Roth 🎉 @lazurwoolf.bsky.social · May 12
Fuck nudes, show me the inside of your storage unit
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Jason the Spooky®️ 💛🤍💜🖤 @jasontheaverage.bsky.social · 19h
If y’all get tired of this place, find me on Foursquare!
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Davidly Roth 🎉 @lazurwoolf.bsky.social · 19h
🤞🤞
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Davidly Roth 🎉 @lazurwoolf.bsky.social · 19h
Here’s hoping. I just ordered two dozen of them and am reading them like tarot cards
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Davidly Roth 🎉 @lazurwoolf.bsky.social · 19h
🙄
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Idle @hatesnicethings.bsky.social · 20h
In the nineties sometimes, you’d ask a lady what she wanted to do and she’d respond “shoop” and I never knew what to do after that.
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Davidly Roth 🎉 @lazurwoolf.bsky.social · 19h
Hell yeah brother
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Davidly Roth 🎉 @lazurwoolf.bsky.social · 19h
RIGHT I legit fist pumped
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Davidly Roth 🎉 @lazurwoolf.bsky.social · 19h
With mild sauce
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Davidly Roth 🎉 @lazurwoolf.bsky.social · 19h
Guys the 7 layer burrito is back on the menu at taco bell so looks like there could be some hope left after all
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alexis simpson @amutepiggy.bsky.social · 1d
it's just on vibes but personally i would be afraid to check mr clean's hard drive
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alexis simpson @amutepiggy.bsky.social · 1d
another date night ruined because i ordered "unsweetened macaroni and cheese"
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Path 🎉 @demandavoider.bsky.social · 3d
The h in chode is silent. The e is not.
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GᵣₐbₜₕₑWₑₙₑₛₛ @ayankdownunder.bsky.social · 3d
Casual sex, but only because my formal clown costume is at the dry cleaners.
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𝚁𝚘𝚗𝚊𝚕𝚍 𝙼𝚌𝙱𝙾𝙾𝚠𝚒𝚎 @forcemanure.bsky.social · Jun 1
According to the adverts, Yogurt is out.
Cream cheese, Cottage cheese, and Sour cream are what you need to dump down your dairy hole.
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𝚁𝚘𝚗𝚊𝚕𝚍 𝙼𝚌𝙱𝙾𝙾𝚠𝚒𝚎 @forcemanure.bsky.social · Aug 17
Buying a balaclava, a t-shirt cannon, and a dozen footlong subs.

be ungovernable.
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Davidly Roth 🎉 @lazurwoolf.bsky.social · 2d
Perf, add me as POA and I’ll dump Jell-O shots into your IV while you’re in hospice- no additional charge
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Davidly Roth 🎉 @lazurwoolf.bsky.social · 2d
ilysm, friendrick! 🥰
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Davidly Roth 🎉 @lazurwoolf.bsky.social · 2d
Big, throbbing same.
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Davidly Roth 🎉 @lazurwoolf.bsky.social · 2d
ily friend! 🥰
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Davidly Roth 🎉 @lazurwoolf.bsky.social · 2d
shhhhh don’t tell trick 🤫
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Davidly Roth 🎉 @lazurwoolf.bsky.social · 2d
ilysm! 😍🫶
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Davidly Roth 🎉 @lazurwoolf.bsky.social · 2d
💯
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Path 🎉 @demandavoider.bsky.social · 2d
waiting until November 1st to do a spooky handle and pfp is a real power move.
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Davidly Roth 🎉 @lazurwoolf.bsky.social · 2d
Here’s a collection of goobers I would gladly hand deliver feeder crickets to as compensation for the lols they provide me on the daily.
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