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Jason the Spooky®️ 💛🤍💜🖤

@jasontheaverage.bsky.social

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I’m extremely intelligent. But don’t expect anything here to reflect that. If you like dumb shit, I’m your guy. He/They ℹ️Do not expect anything useful here.

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Jason the Spooky®️ 💛🤍💜🖤 @jasontheaverage.bsky.social · Aug 6

I’ve never related to anything as much as Ruth on Ozark saying “I don’t know shit about fuck”.

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Jason the Spooky®️ 💛🤍💜🖤 @jasontheaverage.bsky.social · 14m

Guess I’m up at least until the Kevin Gates show across the street is over. What kind of hiphop name is Kevin Gates anyway?

Jason the Spooky®️ 💛🤍💜🖤 @jasontheaverage.bsky.social · 9h

I suspect he’s still around somewhere.

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Jason the Spooky®️ 💛🤍💜🖤 @jasontheaverage.bsky.social · 9h

Mine were just Danish.

Jason the Spooky®️ 💛🤍💜🖤 @jasontheaverage.bsky.social · 9h

Don’t do it. It’s a time suck with limited benefit.

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Jason the Spooky®️ 💛🤍💜🖤 @jasontheaverage.bsky.social · 9h

And exactly what kind of work do you do?

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Mario @bollofever.bsky.social · 21h

Describe your Bluesky account with one image

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Dan of the Year @downwithdan.bsky.social · 22h

Catch me on friendster

Jason the Spooky®️ 💛🤍💜🖤 @jasontheaverage.bsky.social · 22h

If y’all get tired of this place, find me on Foursquare!

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Jason the Spooky®️ 💛🤍💜🖤 @jasontheaverage.bsky.social · 22h

This pic is strangely arousing.

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Jason the Spooky®️ 💛🤍💜🖤 @jasontheaverage.bsky.social · 22h

Fucking Hell: A Space Odyssey

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Jason the Spooky®️ 💛🤍💜🖤 @jasontheaverage.bsky.social · 22h

If y’all get tired of this place, find me on Foursquare!

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Jason the Spooky®️ 💛🤍💜🖤 @jasontheaverage.bsky.social · 22h

He’s still on MySpace.

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Jason the Spooky®️ 💛🤍💜🖤 @jasontheaverage.bsky.social · 22h

I’d only agree if they agree to provide weed.

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(spoo)key 👻 @kmillz.lol · 1d

i’m here you fuckaas bitch

screenshot of the weather app that says:

Bummerville
77°
Sunny
H:80° L:60°м
Sunny conditions will continue all day. Wind gusts are up to 8 mph.

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Jason the Spooky®️ 💛🤍💜🖤 @jasontheaverage.bsky.social · 22h

Oops! No Bangers

Skellyton 💀🦇 @infinitefinite.bsky.social · 1d

Oops! All Bangers

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Corduroy Cheddar @corduroycheddar.bsky.social · 1d

I moved to Friendster because I can't go back to Myspace without being ridiculed

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Jason the Spooky®️ 💛🤍💜🖤 @jasontheaverage.bsky.social · 22h

Tacos?

Jason the Spooky®️ 💛🤍💜🖤 @jasontheaverage.bsky.social · 23h

This calls for some experimenting.

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Corduroy Cheddar @corduroycheddar.bsky.social · 1d

When you transplant pubes to a different part of your body, you can grow new genitals there

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Corduroy Cheddar @corduroycheddar.bsky.social · 1d

Not many people know this, but today is Butthole Appreciation Day, make sure to go out and appreciate a butthole or two

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Jason the Spooky®️ 💛🤍💜🖤 @jasontheaverage.bsky.social · 23h

If ever I was tempted to use AI it would be to generate a pic of David Ass Pumpkins.

Jason the Spooky®️ 💛🤍💜🖤 @jasontheaverage.bsky.social · 23h

Very small cunt, I assume.

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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 1d

“I look ridiculous.”
“I think you look adorable.”
“I won’t be made a fool, Steve.”
“Just one more picture.”
“Fine, but after this...”
“I know, I know. Nevermore.”

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Jason the Spooky®️ 💛🤍💜🖤 @jasontheaverage.bsky.social · 23h

By bang I assume you mean have sex with and not shoot?

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Jason the Spooky®️ 💛🤍💜🖤 @jasontheaverage.bsky.social · 23h

Maybe an omen of better days ahead?

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Jason the Spooky®️ 💛🤍💜🖤 @jasontheaverage.bsky.social · 1d

They are, but many exist in both spaces. Mastodon isn’t quite up to being a primary social media site yet.