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Corduroy Cheddar

@corduroycheddar.bsky.social

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A person with the presence of a banana My posts: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:rzvn5zo3c6sav74keswooe7j/feed/aaapol7flq7xe Also known as Korzel, Dutch musician https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OHcsTVHLgao&list=PLI3TqwDaUj4TfhfxEklpowtDl8gw9j_Bj

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lisabug @lisabug.bsky.social · 8h

Roman: “Any last words?”

Jesus: “I’ll be back.”

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lisabug @lisabug.bsky.social · Dec 5

*hears dogs bark*

“I’ve been caught stealing
once when I was 5.”

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GᵣₐbₜₕₑWₑₙₑₛₛ @ayankdownunder.bsky.social · 7h

Sent you a silicon mold of my humpiestick, please let me know it arrived safely.

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PieGuy @ilovepie84.bsky.social · 7h

Sorry I haven’t been on lately. I was busy trying to open a produce bag for my apples

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MadHatterMommy @madhattermommy.bsky.social · 7h

The sexual tension between the stickiness of the snack, and the probability of it falling down, is remarkable.

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Xavier Horatio Xinicit 🎉 @xinicit.bsky.social · 8h

(On this week’s episode of Breaking Bud)

Judge: There’s nothing in the law that says a dog can’t manufacture methamphetamine!

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Corduroy Cheddar @corduroycheddar.bsky.social · 10h

I once accidentally shoplifted a pencil so you could definitely say I'm a bad guy addicted to danger

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Corduroy Cheddar @corduroycheddar.bsky.social · 11h

A fatal flaw in the script of The Terminator is that a true terminator would have terminated the contract for the assignment immediately

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captcha @dopeshow.bsky.social · 11h

I thought edging was eating the crispy part of the lasagna!

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Billhelm @kaiserbillhelm.bsky.social · 13h

The only time I tried shoplifting I dropped it and now my foot is cartoonishly flat

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Wristy @wristroom.bsky.social · 17h

many adolescents go through a phase of shoplifting. Fortunately, adolescents tend to be quite weak and shops tend to be really heavy

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𝙣𝙖𝙥𝙤𝙡𝙚𝙤𝙣 𝙫𝙚𝙜𝙚𝙢𝙞𝙩𝙚™ @napveg.bsky.social · 11h

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ash @ashhull.bsky.social · 11h

Might just start replying to my own posts you're lame.

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Surprised Face Guy @surprisedface.bsky.social · 14h

[whispering lovingly to my blueberry banana smoothie] "thank you for becoming my pee."

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Wristy @wristroom.bsky.social · 14h

who is the williest wonka?

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Anni Jyn @annijyn.com · 15h

laura palmer / everybody scream

a black abstract line art illustration of Laura palmer from David lynch’s twin peaks, screaming. she has white eyes and inside her eyeballs the words “fire walk with me” are written. the background is bright red.

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GᵣₐbₜₕₑWₑₙₑₛₛ @ayankdownunder.bsky.social · 1d

Always the vagina candle, never the foreskin cheese.

Why, Gwyneth?

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Kat Alderson 🎉 @klaybourne.bsky.social · 14h

Wait... do we pronounce "apocalypses" as apocalypSEZ, or apocalypSEES?

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Los 🥑 @los-los.bsky.social · Jan 1

Sex is great,

but has your cat licked the inside part of your elbow?

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Travis comma bitch @prof-hinkley.bsky.social · 13h

My wife caught me sneaking Christmas music

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Forrest Plump @nahyoudoit.bsky.social · 13h

*jumps up on a table at the morgue* give me a double

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captcha @dopeshow.bsky.social · 12h

Told my date I would eat her out

...of house and home

......cause she has an amazing snack collection

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James @james.tarnation.lol · 12h

putting the my in migraine

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Theciscokidder @theciscokidder.bsky.social · 14h

*brings updated terms and conditions to a knife fight*

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Marc @runoldman.bsky.social · 1d

Remember, you have to be rich to be eccentric. If you're poor, you're just weird.

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