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@ayankdownunder.bsky.social

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NY'er living in New Zealand, carelessly whispering a variety of little things. (Was OG twatter's @Grabtheweness) Unless noted, photos/vids are by me. Trail of braincrumbs: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:dnzdejfyda4xk2gksx6fab2t/feed/aaai2vrlh7i6s

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GᵣₐbₜₕₑWₑₙₑₛₛ @ayankdownunder.bsky.social · 19h

Dopamine unto others, as you would have others dopamine unto you.

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mindi @flawdbizkit.bsky.social · 7h

I'll meep you so hard, you'll call me beaker

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💀Tombkick💀 @doomkick.com · 7h

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Halbeerz @halz.bsky.social · 4m

Bookstore was looking all kinds of Canadian today.

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GᵣₐbₜₕₑWₑₙₑₛₛ @ayankdownunder.bsky.social · 9h

Don’t nocturnal it until you try it.

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GᵣₐbₜₕₑWₑₙₑₛₛ @ayankdownunder.bsky.social · 17h

Ich bin ein Cap’n Crunch.

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GᵣₐbₜₕₑWₑₙₑₛₛ @ayankdownunder.bsky.social · 9h

So many ‘heroes’ in US history were actually pieces of crap.

And they were still not as bad as the majority of our current gang of shit sacks.

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GᵣₐbₜₕₑWₑₙₑₛₛ @ayankdownunder.bsky.social · 9h

We take back our country for all our people, or we’re not taking back the country we need.

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GᵣₐbₜₕₑWₑₙₑₛₛ @ayankdownunder.bsky.social · 18h

Celery hears ya.

Celery don’t care.

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GᵣₐbₜₕₑWₑₙₑₛₛ @ayankdownunder.bsky.social · 18h

My heart is fractured, but not yet broken.
For as long as I see and feel the love of my brethren, I will persist, and fight that which needs to be fought.

Love and goodwill must triumph over all else.

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GᵣₐbₜₕₑWₑₙₑₛₛ @ayankdownunder.bsky.social · 17h

I have such a crazy six-pack, it’s
*lowers sunglasses*

absurd.

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GᵣₐbₜₕₑWₑₙₑₛₛ @ayankdownunder.bsky.social · 1d

It’s not treason if you jazz hands while doing it.

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GᵣₐbₜₕₑWₑₙₑₛₛ @ayankdownunder.bsky.social · 2d

Drunk and disorderly, but in an adorable way.

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GᵣₐbₜₕₑWₑₙₑₛₛ @ayankdownunder.bsky.social · 15h

You must be an electric socket, because when I plug in to you, I feel electrified and grounded.

-sexy affection

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GᵣₐbₜₕₑWₑₙₑₛₛ @ayankdownunder.bsky.social · 17h

Now kids, don’t touch daddy’s time machine while he’s away visiting his 12 other families.

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Not JPo @notjpo.bsky.social · 1d

Whenever you feel alone remember that there are a lot of people in your life that can barely tolerate you but they do anyway

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GᵣₐbₜₕₑWₑₙₑₛₛ @ayankdownunder.bsky.social · 9h

Civility is not required for a response to that bullshit.

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GᵣₐbₜₕₑWₑₙₑₛₛ @ayankdownunder.bsky.social · 9h

We take back our country for all our people, or we’re not taking back the country we need.

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GᵣₐbₜₕₑWₑₙₑₛₛ @ayankdownunder.bsky.social · 9h

So many ‘heroes’ in US history were actually pieces of crap.

And they were still not as bad as the majority of our current gang of shit sacks.

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GᵣₐbₜₕₑWₑₙₑₛₛ @ayankdownunder.bsky.social · 9h

🤣And probably from the same song.

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Mr. Bea Arthur, Dead Inside™️ @steamymac.bsky.social · 9h

Rhythm is gonna get you, but so is chlamydia.

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GᵣₐbₜₕₑWₑₙₑₛₛ @ayankdownunder.bsky.social · 9h

Back at you, Big G. Congratulations on the 4K!🍾🥂🎉❤️

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🎃punkin spice spooky geist💀 @pretty-vulgar.bsky.social · 9h

Okay seriously though for a minute, y’all.

Thank you for 4K.

Every single one of you helps me hold on to hope that things will get better.

I’ve nearly lost it a few times in the last few years. And if I didn’t have my silly little jokes and you folks, I would have.

Thank you. I love you.

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strawbaby jam @strawbbfields4ever.bsky.social · 17h

always remember who was there for you at your lowest. thank you cigarettes

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La Spaghettissima @catlady.gay · 22h

Those fleeting magical moments found in good hugs

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xsfleabaggage.bsky.social @xsfleabaggage.bsky.social · 10h

I kissed a bag and I liked it.
Taste of supermarket plastic.
I kissed a bag and I liked it.
Now gonna go recycle-it

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