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Mr. Bea Arthur, Dead Inside™️

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Garbage Bluesky. Flaming dumpster extraordinaire. bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaajoiojpwzs2

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Mr. Bea Arthur, Dead Inside™️ @steamymac.bsky.social · Sep 4

“Sorry, I have to take this call."

"That's a banana. And it's half eaten."

*covers banana with hand

"I don't tell you how to do business."

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𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜 @unfitz.bsky.social · 3h

My ancestors were good Danes.

No, they were GREAT Danes.

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Jake_Vig @jakevig.bsky.social · 1h

That show was right. The world don't move to the beat of just one drum.

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Tyler, from the Internet @tylerfromtheinternet.com · 1h

You know bluesky I'd love it if you could help out the community by letting us limit who can quote skeet without having to turn it completely off, you're interfering with friend riffing because of toxic stranger interactions.

Oh right you permabanned Link you don't give a fuck about us, sorry.

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Kel @nofollowthrough.bsky.social · 3h

Healing is just realizing that some of my coping mechanisms were actually self-sabotage in disguise.

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Kel @nofollowthrough.bsky.social · 3h

life is just a long improv scene where no one knows the script and the audience left years ago

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Mr. Bea Arthur, Dead Inside™️ @steamymac.bsky.social · 3h

Good call. I have a mango waiting for me at home for after work.

Mr. Bea Arthur, Dead Inside™️ @steamymac.bsky.social · 3h

None of the guys in this safety orientation are interested in watching my jerk off video.

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Amish Super Model @amishsupermodel.bsky.social · 4h

I will never not judge the efficacy of a vitamin by the pretty color it turns my pee.

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Blinky McBlinksalot @shannanegans.bsky.social · 4h

I got a job. I hate it here.

Not at the job; just earth, in general.

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Miss Havishambles @misshavishambles.bsky.social · 5h

Jane Austen superhero manuscript discovered, looking forward to spidey sense and sensibility.

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Gene Rayburn @yourhappyhost.com · 4h

Life is like a helicopter.

I don't know how to work a helicopter.

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Paused Mortem 💀 @pausedmortem.bsky.social · 4h

Lmao I just saw this jlo interview and she says she grew up singing theatre songs and that her voice sounds different singing theatre songs then she sings a a couple lines and it's just the same voice and it's off-key I'm dyiiiinnggggg