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Jokes are automatically unfunny if they’re stolen. I have a lot of books. Thrift store whore. Abolish ICE. Fuck the NRA. Contributor: @riversidecasino.bsky.social and @greenevillezoo.bsky.social Then: East Coast Now: MN

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🕷️🕸️emcEEKayvee🕸️🕷️ @emceekayvee.bsky.social · 22d

Had the longest day possible and I am a haggard wreck. Had to have THREE patients go on hospice today. Getting this wild mane tamed on Wednesday. Since I like some of you, I took this pic before taking off my makeup.

A middle aged blonde woman (me!) with wild hair and brown eyes

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🕷️🕸️emcEEKayvee🕸️🕷️ @emceekayvee.bsky.social · 3h

An adored dog sounds ideal

🕷️🕸️emcEEKayvee🕸️🕷️ @emceekayvee.bsky.social · 3h

It does sound like that!

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AnnaMolly @anna-molly.bsky.social · 11h

There are so many hot guys at this sausage stand

🕷️🕸️emcEEKayvee🕸️🕷️ @emceekayvee.bsky.social · 1d

There are so many hot guys at this hot dog eating competition

AnnaMolly @anna-molly.bsky.social · 1d

There are so many hot guys in this timeshare presentation

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🕷️🕸️emcEEKayvee🕸️🕷️ @emceekayvee.bsky.social · 11h

FUCK YOU I WON’T DO WHAT YOU TELL ME

FUCK YOU I WON’T DO WHAT YOU TELL ME

FUCK YOU I WON’T DO WHAT YOU TELL ME

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jourdain searles @judysquirrels.bsky.social · 1d

a painful part of having been in an abusive relationship is all the residual shame involved with remembering it, remembering what it did to your relationships with other people, your work, your sense of self… and how your life is organized into “before” and “after”

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🕷️🕸️emcEEKayvee🕸️🕷️ @emceekayvee.bsky.social · 1d

You’re telling me

🕷️🕸️emcEEKayvee🕸️🕷️ @emceekayvee.bsky.social · 1d

Soooooo jealous.

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🕷️🕸️emcEEKayvee🕸️🕷️ @emceekayvee.bsky.social · 1d

Please?

I Wanna Be Adored - Remastered 2009

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🕷️🕸️emcEEKayvee🕸️🕷️ @emceekayvee.bsky.social · 1d

Nope. 🤐

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🕷️🕸️emcEEKayvee🕸️🕷️ @emceekayvee.bsky.social · 1d

I don’t work in the ER. 😉

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🕷️🕸️emcEEKayvee🕸️🕷️ @emceekayvee.bsky.social · 1d

I like that my boss tries to be supportive and says things like, “it’s not like we’re saving lives here.” The only thing a little unsettling about that is that we work in the ER.