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Blinky McBlinksalot

@shannanegans.bsky.social

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Dave's not here, man Brain vomit - https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:lqmk3yojyhz5tnoe5e6zzpma/feed/aaac3kqvwbz62 Best? -> https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:lqmk3yojyhz5tnoe5e6zzpma/feed/aaac3nxlalnka

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Blinky McBlinksalot @shannanegans.bsky.social · Jun 26

Building a playlist. What's your favorite cover? I'll go first:
youtu.be/wsrvmNtWU4E?...

Metallica - Whiskey In The Jar (Official Music Video)

YouTube video by Warner Records Vault

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Blinky McBlinksalot @shannanegans.bsky.social · 1h

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🅱️oofessor Killosk 🔪👻 @professorkiosk.wtf · 4h

gonna change my name to s. o. terrick and start telling fortunes at local gas stations

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Blinky McBlinksalot @shannanegans.bsky.social · 6h

Just found my Mastodon login information from 2022, so yeah, I guess I do have superpowers

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Blinky McBlinksalot @shannanegans.bsky.social · 6h

Me. All day errday

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Blinky McBlinksalot @shannanegans.bsky.social · 7h

I should just become anonymous

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Blinky McBlinksalot @shannanegans.bsky.social · 7h

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Blinky McBlinksalot @shannanegans.bsky.social · 7h

Are there people who don't eat cheese for breakfast?

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Blinky McBlinksalot @shannanegans.bsky.social · 7h

The last dm I received was 6 months ago if you're wondering how "in demand" I am

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BrujoLoco☠️🖤🏺 @patnspankme.bsky.social · 23h

whenever in doubt, always hip thrust

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Mr. Bea Arthur, Dead Inside™️ @steamymac.bsky.social · 15h

If I went to Fantasy Island, I would simply burst into flames as soon as I stepped off the plane.

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Boo B 👻🐝 @vtbee80.bsky.social · 9h

in an alternate universe a nine volt battery is licking me

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Blinky McBlinksalot @shannanegans.bsky.social · 7h

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gluggaveður 🕊️ @lscrapl.bsky.social · 7h

nothing gets me going faster than a hornypost from someone who is simply trying to talk themselves out of a funk

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Blinky McBlinksalot @shannanegans.bsky.social · 7h

🤣🤣🤣

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Trey @treydayway.bsky.social · 8h

It's too funky out there for deodorant to be this expensive

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Los 🥑 @los-los.bsky.social · 9h

If God didn’t want me shitposting she wouldn’t have made me near sighted

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gluggaveður 🕊️ @lscrapl.bsky.social · 7h

guess i'll skeet about it awhile

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Blinky McBlinksalot @shannanegans.bsky.social · 7h

You were in there, too?!?

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Jake_Vig @jakevig.bsky.social · 13h

I do not respond well to people ignoring me or paying attention to me.

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Saeed Jones @theferocity.bsky.social · 8h

I know Dolly Parton cussed her sister smooth the fuck out, lol.

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Jez @jez1.bsky.social · 7d

Can’t believe it’s already October. Time flies when your life is falling apart

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Blinky McBlinksalot @shannanegans.bsky.social · 8h

I would, but the way my bank account is set up...

Blinky McBlinksalot @shannanegans.bsky.social · 8h

Remember Twitter cliques?

**thousand yard stare**

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Blinky McBlinksalot @shannanegans.bsky.social · 8h

The only dumb cookie is the one that won't go in my mouth (entendre doubled)

DaddyJew @daddyjew.bsky.social · 10h

for every smart cookie there is an equal and opposite dumb cookie

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Kellaweena 🎃 @kellalena.bsky.social · 10h

…and for my next trick, I will disappear mid-conversation.

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