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@lscrapl.bsky.social

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gluggaveður 🕊️ @lscrapl.bsky.social · Feb 28

there are 2 kinds of ppl in this world: ones who can infer from context

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gluggaveður 🕊️ @lscrapl.bsky.social · 5h

nothing gets me going faster than a hornypost from someone who is simply trying to talk themselves out of a funk

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gluggaveður 🕊️ @lscrapl.bsky.social · 5h

i should post screenshots of people changing their mind about people who could technically be me but probably aren't, but the alt text alone would be too burdensome even for the bit

gluggaveður 🕊️ @lscrapl.bsky.social · 5h

guess i'll skeet about it awhile

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snargleplax @snargleplax.bsky.social · 5h

The confidence of a person who eats a peach without a paper towel

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d.ly @dly.bsky.social · 5h

WHY DOES EVERYTHING HURT AND WHEN WILL I FEEL JOY AGAIN!!!!!!!

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Sexy Vampire President Warren G. Harding @popeawesomexiii.bsky.social · 5h

Did you slap a butt today? (consensually)

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WineMummy @winemummy.bsky.social · 5h

Sorry I called you a fucker but it will happen again.

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lemon 🍋 @littlelemontart.being.baby · 22h

emotionally somewhere between rind and pulp

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gluggaveður 🕊️ @lscrapl.bsky.social · 19h

shit, we need help real bad if they're all we got

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Mary @anniemumary.bsky.social · 19h

I wasn’t only friends with her bc of her snoopy snow cone maker, but it didn’t hurt.

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The Amytyville Horror @msfoxifurnasty.bsky.social · 10d

a zombie apocalypse is just high stakes nes duck hunt

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🅱️oofessor Killosk 🔪👻 @professorkiosk.wtf · 20h

one shitpost to rule them all and in the shartness bind them

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BrujoLoco☠️🖤🏺 @patnspankme.bsky.social · 20h

whenever in doubt, always hip thrust

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jordan pumpkin spice [ham] @nursemurderer.bsky.social · 21h

it’s 743 don’t forget to feel bad about yourself

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gluggaveður 🕊️ @lscrapl.bsky.social · 20h

fans of me are slowly starting to come around to the realization that they aren't actually

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Mr. Bea Arthur, Dead Inside™️ @steamymac.bsky.social · 2d

All the beauty and wonder of a flaming dumpster.

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born miserable @bornmiserable.bsky.social · 2d

starting a social media platform where nobody can post on it, communicate with anyone on there, or even sign up for it

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💀Tombkick💀 @doomkick.com · 1d

*In the woods* I stop, raising my hand to silence my companion. I kneel down, and rub my finger through a rut in the forest floor. Wrapper fragments. The Beef ‘N Cheddars have migrated through here. “We’re on the right track” I say, adjusting my compound bow in its holster as we continue our hunt.