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Sexy Vampire President Warren G. Harding

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US President 1921-1923. He/Him. Zero felony convictions. 🤘🤘🤘 🇺🇦🇵🇸🏳️‍⚧️❤️ Contributor: @cloverkisscinema.bsky.social ❤️🎬🧵🪩✌️✌️✌️ My skeets so far: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:ldqbcjeceanjnpxamr43725r/feed/aaacmxpgvzlsw

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Sexy Vampire President Warren G. Harding @popeawesomexiii.bsky.social · Nov 16

It’s cute you think the disco is the only place I panic

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Sexy Vampire President Warren G. Harding @popeawesomexiii.bsky.social · 35m

Oh she’s fine, still raining down fire on those who deserve it 💪

Sexy Vampire President Warren G. Harding @popeawesomexiii.bsky.social · 39m

For many years I was with a woman who had many tattoos, and even though she warned me in advance, the number of men who would walk up and grab her arm to look at them was still profoundly shocking.

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Sexy Vampire President Warren G. Harding @popeawesomexiii.bsky.social · 1h

No. 😂 And not to be that guy but

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Remove Spook From Your Vocabulary Today

It’s officially Halloween season, and a great time to remind everyone that the word “spook” is a slur. Like many words and phrases in the English language, racists did what they do best and ruined it....

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Sexy Vampire President Warren G. Harding @popeawesomexiii.bsky.social · 1h

you’ve already got a butt right there!

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Did you slap a butt today? (consensually)

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slate @pleasebegneiss.bsky.social · 3h

i think one thing that might save us from authoritarianism is the fact that everything they do in public can be recorded and put on the internet for the entire world to see. unfortunately, AI is very quickly becoming an easy scapegoat, which is probably why they love it so much

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Deadly Hunkerbunker @joaquindead.bsky.social · 8d

With a knick-knack, paddywhack, eat a bag of dicks
Let’s snort coke with Stevie Nicks

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Sexy Vampire President Warren G. Harding @popeawesomexiii.bsky.social · 3h

This has been a PSA (Pumpkin Spjce Apocalypse)

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Danny @mardigroan.bsky.social · 6h

Oh, you mean fall as in autumn, not as in "of civilization."

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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 8h

Introducing Ketamucil™ - Metamucil with Ketamine

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grilled cheese 🧀 @grilldcheese.bsky.social · 8h

i quit pumpkin spice i'm on the patch

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Inspector Ratchet @1nspectratchet.bsky.social · 3h

I want to see a senator in crocs. just one. for the people

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Gene Rayburn @yourhappyhost.com · 7h

Life is like a helicopter.

I don't know how to work a helicopter.

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Sexy Vampire President Warren G. Harding @popeawesomexiii.bsky.social · 3h

Shitpost! At the Costco

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midnightviolets.bsky.social @midnightviolets.bsky.social · 3d

when two people argue online, i believe whoever spells correctly

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✧𝔱𝔥𝔢 𝔤𝔥𝔬𝔰𝔱 𝔬𝔣 𝔪𝔲𝔡 𝔰𝔠𝔞𝔪𝔭✧ @altaudge.ruins.party · 21h

how am i supposed to shake my groove thing in these conditions

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What Idiot @whatidiot.bsky.social · 5h

What idiot called it a weed-smoking granter of wishes and not Djinn & Chronic?

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🅱️oofessor Killosk 🔪👻 @professorkiosk.wtf · 16h

I don’t like to brag but I got hired as an apple genius even though my iq is only slightly above average

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Frovo @frovo.bsky.social · 7h

well well well if if if it it it isn't isn't isn't an an an echo echo echo inside inside inside this this this well well well

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BAJA BLAST BLAINE @shrekromancer.gay · 16h

believe it or not, I am actually not currently at rock bottom. I once attended a Dave Matthews Band concert

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mean things I say to myself @meantomyself.bsky.social · 1d

The etiquette is that you have to stop using the engagement party favor beer koozie once the couple gets divorced

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Sexy Vampire President Warren G. Harding @popeawesomexiii.bsky.social · 13h

Anti-religion is probably big over there but there is also the subset of “everything i don’t like is reddit” posters.

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River Side Casino @riversidecasino.bsky.social · 18h

My grandma who died in 2003 may have said inappropriate things but let’s get one thing clear. She was born in 1909. Times were different then. She was really old. A really old racist bitch. Anyway, the bingo room opens at 5pm tomorrow.

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Jack Bogdanski @bojack54.bsky.social · 18d

Never vote for a Republican for anything, ever again.

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Sexy Vampire President Warren G. Harding @popeawesomexiii.bsky.social · 15h

you never hear a one of them mention George W. Bush anymore