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3rd wife material. Jokes in the skeets, politics in the streets. Serving mufflepuff in NC. Up good. $4 to Goog it for you. Make EM cry 2025 Skeets: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:7bv2ca3yawj662o7qxd5xyt7/feed/aaaoms63lvrkk

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mean things I say to myself @meantomyself.bsky.social · Nov 17

On a scale of 1 to 10 for hotness, I would rate myself a good listener

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mean things I say to myself @meantomyself.bsky.social · 3m

To be fair, it's to my business email, not my personal! I own a company so my name is out there to be targeted by all this stuff

mean things I say to myself @meantomyself.bsky.social · 3h

Redacted screenshot showing today's email about the sought-after story that no one seeks

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Maris Kreizman @maris.bsky.social · 4h

It happened. Last night I was feeling despair about a lot of different things and I realized I needed to enlist my dog’s help to make me feel better.

I present to you Maggie the Pug as Cher Pugowitz.

Maggie the Pug is majorly, totally, butt crazy in love with Josh. She’s wearing Cher’s classic yellow plaid ensemble.

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Taniel @taniel.bsky.social · 4h

JUST IN: The Republican Mayor of Fairbanks, Alaska’s second biggest city, lost re-election last night to a Democrat.

Mayor David Pruhs is a conservative who fought protections for LGBTQ+ residents; he made comments this year drew condemnation this year from Alaska Natives. He lost to Mindy O'Neall.

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mean things I say to myself @meantomyself.bsky.social · 3h

Generally I am not a fan of myself but apparently still have enough of an ego to click on the solicitation emails I get from ghostwriter pay-to-publishers who supposedly want me to write my life story

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mean things I say to myself @meantomyself.bsky.social · 6h

I think the mistake here is that you keep threatening me with a bad time

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Josh Mankiewicz @joshmankiewicz.bsky.social · 14h

Dolly has recently canceled six shows in Las Vegas. She is absolutely a national treasure.
www.tmz.com/2025/10/07/d...

Dolly Parton's Sister Freida Asks Fans for Prayers Amid Singer's Health Battle

Dolly Parton’s sister has fans on edge -- revealing online the music legend ain’t doing too good -- and she's begging for prayers.

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Jessica Ellis @baddestmamajama.bsky.social · 14h

CLUE is, in many ways, one of our best games about how we’d all like any excuse to wander around other people’s houses checking for weird shit.

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Mr. Bea Arthur, Dead Inside™️ @steamymac.bsky.social · 8h

Amazing if literal: Letting yourself go.

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Mary @anniemumary.bsky.social · 13h

I wasn’t only friends with her bc of her snoopy snow cone maker, but it didn’t hurt.

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d.ly @dly.bsky.social · 13h

I should get a wife

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mean things I say to myself @meantomyself.bsky.social · 1d

The etiquette is that you have to stop using the engagement party favor beer koozie once the couple gets divorced

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Tusk Jenkins @tuskjenkins.bsky.social · 1d

I get glitched in the matrix all the time but I don't ask for manager shit cause I'm no Kareanu

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jordan pumpkin spice [ham] @nursemurderer.bsky.social · 1d

does anybody wanna tell me wtf is going on here

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𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜 @unfitz.bsky.social · 21h

I’m obsessed with grizzlies, bear in mind.

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Tusk Jenkins @tuskjenkins.bsky.social · 12h

What you can only imagine does not pay for reality. That's what I always wrote on the memo line of all my checks, because back then it was time to stop saying I can only imagine to foolish dreams with tales of cashing blank stares at any bank wall