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andy vs. @im-all-id.me · 11h

Bluesky taught me the joy of blocking. I block people everywhere now. I just blocked an ex boyfriend on duolingo. I can't stop.

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DaddyJew @daddyjew.bsky.social · 1h

blocking them isn’t enough. i want them to forever be stuck behind a slow walker

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gary online @gary.onl · 1h

Just got jumped into antifa (got a covid shot and donated $5 to npr)

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Pot Shop Boo @potshopboy.bsky.social · 1d

When Dolly is finally ready to leave this world, you know shit is fucked up.

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Xavier Horatio Xinicit 🎉 @xinicit.bsky.social · 2h

Everyone can have a little crash out as a treat

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Twin Dad But SpoOooOky @twinsurvivalist.bsky.social · 1d

FETCH ME MY DIPPING FROSTING!

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Julie Lavender Menace @2tickytacky.bsky.social · 6d

I caught myself earlier with a fork dangerously close to my eye. Later, I found my eyeliner in the silverware drawer.

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Julie Lavender Menace @2tickytacky.bsky.social · 16h

Be sure to come to my book signing! Today, I'll be signing "It", by Stephen King. Next week, I'll be signing the owner's manual to my 2006 Honda.

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Jason Goes to Hell @benedictsred.bsky.social · 3h

I’m gonna make my own Mastodon

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Jason Goes to Hell @benedictsred.bsky.social · 1d

Don’t threaten me with a good time. I’ll cum.

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andy vs. @im-all-id.me · 3h

I tried mastodon a few years ago and got the ick so bad I can't even remember what server I was on

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Bluesky T. Vibes @vibesbummer.bsky.social · 3h

Suffering from sciatic pain. Lion shit.

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👹👻 boo-rit 👻👹 @britculpsapp.bsky.social · 1d

two in the terms & one in the services

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James @james.tarnation.lol · 11h

YOU: [bats eyelashes]

ME: [releases bats]

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James @james.tarnation.lol · 18h

the original centaur design had 100 legs

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James @james.tarnation.lol · 17h

the easiest part about being wrong is admitting it’s someone else’s fault

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actually its fens monster @cringeunworthy.bsky.social · 10h

turns out if you take enough anti anxiety medication to forget about your mid life crisis you will also forget literally everything else

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Lock Wilford @lockwilford.com · 4h

Who is your least favorite Ninja Turtle and why is it Donatello?

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(spoo)key 👻 @kmillz.lol · 4h

*unzipping your skin suit and peering in* got any room for me in there?

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Seamus O'Flaugherty @seamussaid.bsky.social · 3h

i don't know how my little cat manages to sound like a calvary stampede running through the house it must be the acoustics

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🅱️oofessor Killosk 🔪👻 @professorkiosk.wtf · 1d

support poetry bang a poet today

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Ennui Doofen @ennuidoofen.bsky.social · 2d

it's okay to have fun during spooky month even if you're having a whole spooky life

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d.ly @dly.bsky.social · 10h

the only thing that will help is Alexander Skarsgård filling me like an eclair

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d.ly @dly.bsky.social · 10h

WHY DOES EVERYTHING HURT AND WHEN WILL I FEEL JOY AGAIN!!!!!!!

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Veruca's Alt @verucas-alt.bsky.social · 7h

Making love on a bed of mashed potatoes and gravy may be wrong, but it feels so right

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James Damron @runswindows95.bsky.social · 7h

"Don't ask," I say while eating a Klondike bar.

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