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kmillz.lol
(spoo)key 👻
@kmillz.lol
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mastodon: jorts.horse/@kmillz better half → @smillz.lol 💍 todays shits ⤷ https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:kz7qpoj4lgmpfdiijbkuopvn/feed/aaabh4bkxa7cu yesterdays favorites ⤷ https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:kz7qpoj4lgmpfdiijbkuopvn/feed/aaadeqjfxdgag
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(spoo)key 👻 @kmillz.lol · Mar 5
[doing my daily affirmations in the mirror]

i am the horror and i will be persisting
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(spoo)key 👻 @kmillz.lol · 1h
just placed an order for a dick brushing unit and dick grinding wheels at work. how’s your day going?
a zoomed in picture taken of my work computer screen that reads: Right side knife guide 1 EA Left side knife guide 1 EA Dick brushing unit 1 EA Dick grinding wheels 1 EA
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kattsdogma.bsky.social @kattsdogma.bsky.social · 2h
why would you put yourself in that position, is a question i ask myself every time i have sex . folks,,
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Theciscokidder @theciscokidder.bsky.social · Jan 21
I need a heating pad for my soul.
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Fun @funkelly.bsky.social · Jul 25
sir charles brown hath maidens
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kmillz.lol
(spoo)key 👻 @kmillz.lol · 1h
knee slapper
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Rogs Pumpkin 🎃 @stev.bsky.social · 1h
What you call a scoop of ice cream in a espresso???

Hmm I don’t remember I forgotto

😂😂😂😂😂
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Frances "Are You Scared Yet" Meh @francesmeh.reviews · 3h
[posting the most incoherent and bizarrely aggressive drivel]: what's the matter don't you know what jokes are
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kmillz.lol
(spoo)key 👻 @kmillz.lol · 3h
😍
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T @mamafirefly.bsky.social · 4h
Orange and pink wispy clouds, green trees below.
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DaddyJew @daddyjew.bsky.social · 21h
my job doesn’t pay me enough to think about work outside of work
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(spoo)key 👻 @kmillz.lol · 3h
our bodies reminding us our age in not so subtle ways
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nahyoudoit.bsky.social
Forrest Plump @nahyoudoit.bsky.social · 1d
Did it hurt?

When you ordered Chinese for yourself but they included 3 forks and fortune cookies?
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punishedholden.bsky.social
Punished Rep. Holden Disperra @punishedholden.bsky.social · 3h
Criticize all you want, but let’s see YOU write a song about Travis Kelce’s massive hog, and let me know how good it is.
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kmillz.lol
(spoo)key 👻 @kmillz.lol · 3h
oh damn
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Memento (Spooky) Morty 🌙 @mementomorty.bsky.social · 17h
I have an irrational fear of my pressure cooker
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Jake_Vig @jakevig.bsky.social · 3h
I do not respond well to people ignoring me or paying attention to me.
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(spoo)key 👻 @kmillz.lol · 3h
do you use a whole patch or like half?
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grilled cheese 🧀 @grilldcheese.bsky.social · 3h
i quit pumpkin spice i'm on the patch
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sophia 🦇♥️🦇 @sophamir.bsky.social · 3h
alright.
ohai. social @sophamir
screenshot of sophia's profile on mastodon. banner picture is a screenshot from fleabag where she tells the hot priest "don't make me an optimist, you will ruin my life". profile picture is of her in the sun lifting up her glasses. username is @sophamir@ohai.social bio: unserious • she/her post: cant wait to block all the same people on a third social media site
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(spoo)key 👻 @kmillz.lol · 3h
she’s truly just that good
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(spoo)key 👻 @kmillz.lol · 4h
i slept wrong last night so my hip will never be the same again
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(spoo)key 👻 @kmillz.lol · 3h
bro you gotta stop using my lawyer as your lawyer bro
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(spoo)key 👻 @kmillz.lol · 3h
good morning alboo, important question: does typing at you count?
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alboo @captainacab.airbud.website · 3h
don’t talk to me until i’ve, actually just don’t talk to me
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DaddyJew @daddyjew.bsky.social · 5h
don’t talk to me until i’ve drunk from the blood of my enemies
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