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kattsdogma.bsky.social @kattsdogma.bsky.social · Nov 13

*2 seconds after taking my meds* oh shit did i take my meds 🤔

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Pot Shop Boo @potshopboy.bsky.social · 6d

This newer guy at work is a talker, and from now on I'm avoiding him at all costs. He just talked to me for a fucking hour. I couldn't get a word in edgewise. And he talks 100mph. My ears almost killed themselves. I've never wanted to dive head first into a wood chipper so bad in my life.

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kattsdogma.bsky.social @kattsdogma.bsky.social · 17m

it’s 2:01am hello insomnia you stupid motherf

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Jack @wakeupangry.bsky.social · 1d

Excuse me?

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Grant Tanaka @granttanaka.bsky.social · 9h

don't judge a man 'til you've walked a mile in his shoes all the way to the courthouse where you put on a black robe and get your gavel and tell the bailiff to bring in the next defendant and hear their testimony and make a decision by fairly interpreting and applying the law and

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Jimmer Cork-Bottle @jimmerthatisall.bsky.social · 21h

I'm as much to blame as you are, I said, because what's one more lie.

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Danny @mardigroan.bsky.social · 14h

Oh, you mean fall as in autumn, not as in "of civilization."

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Destry Broderick @destry.bsky.social · 1d

I took the dog for a wok. I don't know why. He can't cook for shit.

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𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜 @unfitz.bsky.social · 14h

My ancestors were good Danes.

No, they were GREAT Danes.

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kattsdogma.bsky.social @kattsdogma.bsky.social · 14h

I KNOW I KNOW 😤

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kattsdogma.bsky.social @kattsdogma.bsky.social · 14h

he also directed Tiger King k byeee

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andy vs. @im-all-id.me · 1d

Drinking Miller lite out of a wine glass who gives a shit anymore

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kattsdogma.bsky.social @kattsdogma.bsky.social · 15h

wow ok sorry you don’t have hbo or max or hbo max or

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Salty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 15h

When Charlie Brown sulked for 40 years upon receiving only rocks in his pillowcase, I felt that

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Danny @mardigroan.bsky.social · 21d

If you have enough nervous energy you don't need an electric toothbrush.

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Paul @grommit56.bsky.social · 4d

Life is short. Take the cannoli.

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turbo jerry @turbojerry.bsky.social · 6d

just got some mail delivered to my mailbox; gunna let that marinate in there for two weeks before setting it on my kitchen counter for three weeks

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kattsdogma.bsky.social @kattsdogma.bsky.social · 15h

i have a post about the guy who directed Chimp Crazy but it’s not very Goode .

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WitchyBlob @blobstar.bsky.social · 17h

The problem is, I didn't stop while I was a head and now I have this body to take care of

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Seamus O'Flaugherty @seamussaid.bsky.social · 1d

ALRIGHT LISTEN UP TROOPS, OUR FIRST OBJECTIVE HERE IN CHICAGO IS TO SECURE SOME DEEP DISH PIZZA

Tx national guard troops arriving in Chicago, mostly too overweight to fit into their uniform

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Jim @jimstewart.bsky.social · 1d

Three random things about me:

1) I have been to 31 different countries.
2) I have been to 49 of the 50 states.
3) I never want to travel more than a seven hour drive or fly again.

ChefBoo-so🎃🥧👻 @brusowrites.bsky.social · 1d

Three random things about me:

1) I once fell asleep standing up at a Pogues’ concert
2) cannot stand raw tomatoes
3) met & shook hands with Frank Zappa

James Damron @runswindows95.bsky.social · 1d

Three random things about me:

1) I can't drive.
2) I hate cooking pancakes.
3) Never lived anywhere else except Florida.

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kattsdogma.bsky.social @kattsdogma.bsky.social · 15h

great it’s working again. THAT POST IS RUINED NOW 😤 ok carry on .

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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 1d

*powdered sugar poofing from my mouth* i don’t know who ate your donuts

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kattsdogma.bsky.social @kattsdogma.bsky.social · 15h

why would you put yourself in that position, is a question i ask myself every time i have sex . folks,,

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Eternal Samnation @portmanteauface.bsky.social · 1d

I unabashedly love that Michael Douglas married Catherine Zeta-Jones and all the Hollywood rags were like “this man NEEDS to be REVERED as a SEX ICON” and afterwards he chose his every subsequent role to respond “I am a WASHED UP POTHEAD ENGLISH TEACHER who likes to EAT SOUP on PARK BENCHES”

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Not JPo @notjpo.bsky.social · Mar 29

He was regal, like the cinemas

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