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Destry Broderick

@destry.bsky.social

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Another idiot from Twitter. bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaans3rkrx24k

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Destry Broderick @destry.bsky.social · 11d

I read some of the Amelia Earhart files.

It was crazy that her last radio transmission was her asking for the release of the Epstein files.

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Destry Broderick @destry.bsky.social · 7h

Tell me more about buttheres. Sounds like fecal butter.

Destry Broderick @destry.bsky.social · 7h

Ed Gein liked to go to the gym and yell, "I'm just working on my Geins!" .

He also liked turning women into lampshades.

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Salty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 13h

If you see an old guy in a flat cap headed to the woods while carrying an axe, a pick, and a shovel, he’s either going to make charcoal or settle a score. Either way, doff your cap

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Destry Broderick @destry.bsky.social · 8h

Waffle stompin' down to brown town.

Fuck that sounds disgusting when I say it out loud.

Destry Broderick @destry.bsky.social · 8h

When flies drink water it's called flydration.

Destry Broderick @destry.bsky.social · 8h

Why do bathrooms have a toilet and a shower? Seems like overkill to me.

When it's yellow, aim for the drain and say hello.

When it's brown, stomp it down (the drain again).

So anyway....I'm still single.

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Destry Broderick @destry.bsky.social · 8h

Have I read the book? Do you mean I have to manually watch this movie?

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Destry Broderick @destry.bsky.social · 11h

youtube.com/watch?v=wh-o...

Like a Ship

YouTube video by Pastor T.L. Barrett and the Youth for Christ Choir - Topic

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Destry Broderick @destry.bsky.social · 11h

He's unolingo'd now.

Uh oh. Am I blocked now?

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andy vs. @im-all-id.me · 13h

Bluesky taught me the joy of blocking. I block people everywhere now. I just blocked an ex boyfriend on duolingo. I can't stop.

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andy vs. @im-all-id.me · 1d

Drinking Miller lite out of a wine glass who gives a shit anymore

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kattsdogma.bsky.social @kattsdogma.bsky.social · Nov 13

*2 seconds after taking my meds* oh shit did i take my meds 🤔

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tiny elvis @tinyelvisbkwd.bsky.social · 7d

i like to imagine peter gabriel sitting down, horny as fuck, to write “sledgehammer”, the best pop song of all time about fucking.

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tiny elvis @tinyelvisbkwd.bsky.social · Dec 4

opening a bar called All the President’s Gin, and featuring presidential-themed drinks such as the Daiquiri Taylor. don’t steal my idea.

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Destry Broderick @destry.bsky.social · 14h

Get it? I hilariously swapped the word walk with wok. So you'd think " he must mean walk." And then you get to the cooking part and then you go " that's why he said walk instead of wok!"

Now that I've explained the punchline I'll bet you're loling uncontrollably.

I'll just bet.

Destry Broderick @destry.bsky.social · 1d

I took the dog for a wok. I don't know why. He can't cook for shit.