Salty MacTavish
@saltymactavish.bsky.social
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Rain is just water that hasn’t joined a bowling league yet https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:7bv2ca3yawj662o7qxd5xyt7/feed/aaalp2rwdye36 Here’s our wicked cool Etsy shop: https://kitchentableworks.etsy.com
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saltymactavish.bsky.social
Blair Witch Bespoke Artisanal Crafts
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Me and the pup, lying in the grass and looking up at the clouds, musing on life’s vicissitudes while that peppy Ozempic song plays
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crashbanzai.bsky.social
The slow boat from Nantucket is a long ride
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daverobinson3.bsky.social
Once met an ancient Bubba, as Seabrook locals are called, sitting on a low stool next to a shucked clamshell pile that was close to 4 ft. tall. He was an affable expert at the task. Souther's Clams next to Rte 286—good fishermen & clam diggers with accents as thick as that August day was long.
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anna-molly.bsky.social
No. I missed it, DAMMIT
saltymactavish.bsky.social
Remember that time when everything was perfect for about 20 minutes?
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weratedogs.com
This is Eeyore. He led a sheriff's deputy to his grandma after she fell during their walk. We are awarding him the incredibly rare 15/10 (FB: OkaloosaSheriff)
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notjpo.bsky.social
Thanks for reading my textual vomit, you guys
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gothamcitymayor.bsky.social
My coping skills are mostly medieval: bread, walks, and pretending I’m a small monastery.
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granttanaka.bsky.social
[giving treats to dog]
thank you for not being people
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pixelatedboat.bsky.social
Thinking about how human cloning technology could be used to not only revive famous musical acts, but make them even better. Just imagine Crosby, Crosby, Crosby, Crosby, Stills, Stills, Nash, Young & Young
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kattsdogma.bsky.social
“Do you know who I am?”
- Kierkegaard , probably
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brielikethechhes.bsky.social
I don’t miss the stupidity of sexual urgency and fashion
I miss the urgency of getting there while soaked
on a bike
in a storm
breaks that no longer worked
and poetry was us and the way the raindrops rolled down the window panes unaware of loss of innocence and the ugliness that awaited
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adamweinstein.bsky.social
Pretty good chance the undefeated Dolphins record outlasts democracy
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cheygoulet.bsky.social
Just blessing your timeline with the most cutest dog on the planet 🐶🩷
A happy Golden Retriever is sitting on a well-maintained lawn next to two planters with pink flowers on a sunny day.
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hatesnicethings.bsky.social
I'm only emotional when you tell me things like Thelma and Louise's car couldn't fly.
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motelporn.bsky.social
This is the kind of shit I gotta put up with
A black cat is flat against a gray wall standing with one back paw on the top of a door frame and the other paw on the top of the open interior pantry door. He is reaching his front paw onto the top of the kitchen cabinets. The cabinets are just to the right of the pantry door he is standing on, and where he jumped as soon as I snapped the picture.
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bestestname.bsky.social
Googling "what to do if your government is evil?"
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pleasebegneiss.bsky.social
live every week like it’s fat bear week
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potshopboy.bsky.social
Every time I hear someone say "take a look" I respond "it's in a book."
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uncleduke1969.bsky.social
existential crisis at the drive-thru
Sign at fast food drive-thru reads “Sorry for the inconvenience but right now we is out of are.”