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Idle @hatesnicethings.bsky.social · 2d

Fuck. I wish deep vein thrombosis was as hot as it sounded.

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Salty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 1h

When Charlie Brown sulked for 40 years upon receiving only rocks in his pillowcase, I felt that

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Marc @runoldman.bsky.social · 3h

Calories don't count if they don't satisfy your craving.

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lemon 🍋 @littlelemontart.being.baby · 13h

emotionally somewhere between rind and pulp

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Canadian Bacon @tashaneedshelp.bsky.social · 3h

If I had magical powers, I would totally use it to clean my house more than anything else.

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Dark Wonder Jen 🦇 @galacticpotlady.bsky.social · Aug 6

Being murdered by a murder of crows would probably fix me.

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MiloKilledPunk @milopoint.bsky.social · 4d

Your grasp of reality seems tenuous, followed.

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Daisy @daisy91.bsky.social · 4h

Sorry I can’t come to your wedding. That’s the weekend I’ve scheduled to blow pet safe bubbles to my kitten.

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Georgia the Explorer 🇨🇦 @georgiatheexplorer.bsky.social · 3h

That looks like an eye infection, not Maybelline

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Pandy Fackler 🎃 @thatbrenna.bsky.social · 4h

Next life I'm coming back as a house cat

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Pandy Fackler 🎃 @thatbrenna.bsky.social · 1d

Im in my high chair (the recliner i sit in when I'm high)

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Mr. Bea Arthur, Dead Inside™️ @steamymac.bsky.social · 2d

All the beauty and wonder of a flaming dumpster.

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Not JPo @notjpo.bsky.social · 1d

Whenever you feel alone remember that there are a lot of people in your life that can barely tolerate you but they do anyway

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Holly O'Ween Ross @hollyross.bsky.social · Apr 12

*wearing your skin*

Look, it has pockets!

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mindi @flawdbizkit.bsky.social · 4h

I'll meep you so hard, you'll call me beaker

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Dark Wonder Jen 🦇 @galacticpotlady.bsky.social · 5h

Kiss me, I taste like fresh blood from my enemies and lavender.

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Cosmic Clau @cosmicclau.bsky.social · Jul 7

Aww this is cute, we're getting all these insightful observations on shared interests and opinions through these new notifications which will connect us all on a deeper lev- IT'S TOO MUCH! NOBODY NEEDS THIS MUCH INFORMATION!! FOR THE LOVE OF GOD MAKE IT STOP!!!