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Cosmic Clau

@cosmicclau.bsky.social

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"Without hope, without witness, without reward" "The best part about your opinion, is that it doesn't matter" Gen X hermit Dog Mum She/her Tired I found these on the floor https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:4gaf6ocrfcm5fr7cad5oa63p/feed/aaadxi62w5evu

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Cosmic Clau @cosmicclau.bsky.social · 25d

Little baby nugget Floyd on my lap 🥰

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Dak @dak.bsky.social · 5h

I looked into the abyss. It offered me a coupon for 10% off my next emotional breakdown.

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Mr. Bea Arthur, Dead Inside™️ @steamymac.bsky.social · 5h

Amazing if literal: Letting yourself go.

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Dark Wonder Jen 🦇 @galacticpotlady.bsky.social · 5h

4 1/2 months left until I become an assistant nurse (hopefully) and its so going to be over for you I mean haha I’ll take very good care of you 🧛🏻‍♀️

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Living_in_the_rhyme_light @catharticchaos.bsky.social · 2d

Therapist: You must trust your gut..what is your gut telling you to do about you?

Me: I don’t know, I’m not listening to that bitch anymore, have you seen the choices she keeps making?! Yeah fuck that, she’s stupid.

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Xavier Horatio Xinicit 🎉 @xinicit.bsky.social · 1d

I have made the serious social faux pas of having good intentions while awkward

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𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜 @unfitz.bsky.social · Oct 11

I never finish anything. I have a black belt in partial arts.

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Jimmer Cork-Bottle @jimmerthatisall.bsky.social · 5h

I'm as much to blame as you are, I said, because what's one more lie.

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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 1d

Babe I've got an important call, please don't chant the cat's name like she's chugging a beer

*15 min later*

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ᵀᴼᴼᵀᴱᴿ ᵀᴼᴼᵀᴱᴿ
TOOTER TOOTER

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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · Mar 28

Some personal news: Tooter has been accepted to Sweet Baby University

The world's sweetest little black cat peeking out from under a purple blanket that's been pulled back to reveal her adorable little face she's snuggled between it and a crocheted blanket

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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 15h

I hate it when people do the "tell me one good thing, what's something great going on in your life?" bit. I can never think of anything on the spot and they're just standing there looking at you like "this poor son of a bitch"

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BrujoLoco☠️🖤🏺 @patnspankme.bsky.social · 4d

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Jive Five - My True Story

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Skellyton 💀🦇 @infinitefinite.bsky.social · 2d

who up racing they thoughts

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Not JPo @notjpo.bsky.social · 2d

More like sees the day and goes back to bed amiright

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Granite Man @granitedhuine.bsky.social · 2d

I hate when I text someone and instead of responding, they immediately call me. No, this is absolutely not the type of interaction I was trying to initiate. I am neither prepared, nor willing, to commit to this.