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@catharticchaos.bsky.social

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I love cheesy jokes ..not writing just reading because I suck at it (just like your Mom did last night) and writing morbid poetry. I’m a fcking mess! (Shameless plug ig: living_in_the_rhyme_light not your average poetry) my opinions are mine

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Living_in_the_rhyme_light @catharticchaos.bsky.social · Nov 12

“Damn it, that sounded way funnier in my head.” - me and every tweet I’ve ever written.

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Living_in_the_rhyme_light @catharticchaos.bsky.social · 1h

Exactly

Living_in_the_rhyme_light @catharticchaos.bsky.social · 5h

Boss leading me and 2 other coworkers to the fridge: “who took 2 sodas that we were saving for our annual “thanks for being you” pizza party?

Co-workers: not me, we know you had just the right amount for each employee to have one

Guilty me thinking I’m smart: “sir I don’t even know how to drink”

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Living_in_the_rhyme_light @catharticchaos.bsky.social · 5h

Epstein never forget the victims Epstein! My every morning skeet! You get my morning reminder then jokes..yes it kind of makes no sense but hey, Im going to to get you to read one of these two.

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Vamp Lizzlepants 🧛🏻‍♀️ @lizzlepants.bsky.social · 1d

bluesky is where one goes to stay up to date on current events if you like your daily news dripping with sarcasm and maybe some fondue

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Donkey BOO!-tay 😱💩 @donkee.bsky.social · 4d

All my skeets will go viral posthumously

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Jessica Ellis @baddestmamajama.bsky.social · 15h

CLUE is, in many ways, one of our best games about how we’d all like any excuse to wander around other people’s houses checking for weird shit.

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midnightviolets.bsky.social @midnightviolets.bsky.social · 1d

I don’t miss calls, I stare at them.

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Living_in_the_rhyme_light @catharticchaos.bsky.social · 11h

🤣

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Forrest Plump @nahyoudoit.bsky.social · 1d

Did it hurt?

When you ordered Chinese for yourself but they included 3 forks and fortune cookies?

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Jo is A. Delight ful spook @shesquiteadelight.bsky.social · 7d

"Unsubscribe" is my new response to everything.

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bloody bacon popsicle 🤥 @gupton68.bsky.social · 1d

Whenever I feel alone I try to remind myself that my parents are looking down on me with love and hoping that one day I’ll find happiness with a special someone, and that when I do I’ll finally let them out of the attic.

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Living_in_the_rhyme_light @catharticchaos.bsky.social · 12h

🤣😂🤣

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Tusk Jenkins @tuskjenkins.bsky.social · 1d

I get glitched in the matrix all the time but I don't ask for manager shit cause I'm no Kareanu

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Living_in_the_rhyme_light @catharticchaos.bsky.social · 1d

Yessss!!!!! 🏆

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Dizzy ★ @tindizzy.bsky.social · 1d

What fresh hell awaits us today?

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Living_in_the_rhyme_light @catharticchaos.bsky.social · 1d

Co-worker to me: Good morn-

Boss interrupts: nooooo wait wait don’t say or ask anything that could be a set-up for any kind innuendo response

Co-worker to me: um ok Hi

Me:

Boss:

Me: is the note I got your mom to hit last night

Boss: go home