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✨give em the ole razzle dazzle✨ currently 29/immortal satan’s niece mdni/21+

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✧𝔱𝔥𝔢 𝔤𝔥𝔬𝔰𝔱 𝔬𝔣 𝔪𝔲𝔡 𝔰𝔠𝔞𝔪𝔭✧ @altaudge.ruins.party · Feb 27

it’s like, i want the country road to take me home and i’d love to be in a place where i belong, but is that really west virginia?

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⛧ fuckleberry jam ⚢ @ifuckedyr.mom · 7h

*looking around the room after stabbing a man in the face*

what? he was being *so* rude

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i hope to never find out how that feels

✧𝔱𝔥𝔢 𝔤𝔥𝔬𝔰𝔱 𝔬𝔣 𝔪𝔲𝔡 𝔰𝔠𝔞𝔪𝔭✧ @altaudge.ruins.party · 6h

a woman wearing sunglasses and a hat says " that 's hot "

Alt: a woman wearing sunglasses and a hat says " that 's hot "

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Jason Goes to Hell @benedictsred.bsky.social · 9h

A haunted house filled with strangers asking which tattoo hurt the most

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✧𝔱𝔥𝔢 𝔤𝔥𝔬𝔰𝔱 𝔬𝔣 𝔪𝔲𝔡 𝔰𝔠𝔞𝔪𝔭✧ @altaudge.ruins.party · Mar 28

the first person to take a poop was probably pretty scared

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✧𝔱𝔥𝔢 𝔤𝔥𝔬𝔰𝔱 𝔬𝔣 𝔪𝔲𝔡 𝔰𝔠𝔞𝔪𝔭✧ @altaudge.ruins.party · 7d

like this post if you’re excited about halloween or if you shoved a tiny plastic toy up your nose as a child but it never came out and now you can only breathe with one nostril and you’re too scared to bring it up at this point because what if your body grew around it and it’s in there permanently

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Bar Mageddon @barmageddon.bsky.social · 8h

not a lot of people know that LGBT stands for large butt

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don't hug me I'm porksweats @porksweats.bsky.social · 6h

is she... you know...

a bride of frankenstein?

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ficklenuts has a pair of normal entiddies 👻 @ficklenuts.bsky.social · Aug 25

I keep seeing all these articles about how to live to be 100 and honestly that sounds awful

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⛧ fuckleberry jam ⚢ @ifuckedyr.mom · 19h

get in loser, we're gonna snuggle and watch the rain

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dillo (yakubian mamba) @dillo.media · 6h

poop is the penis of the butt

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Chames @overlooked237.bsky.social · 3d

*brings a grilled cheese to a knife fight so someone will cut it into triangles for me*

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Wifetron 3030 @nebulena.net · 6h

damn it . im so gorgeous and juicy

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✧𝔱𝔥𝔢 𝔤𝔥𝔬𝔰𝔱 𝔬𝔣 𝔪𝔲𝔡 𝔰𝔠𝔞𝔪𝔭✧ @altaudge.ruins.party · Jul 25

women only want one thing (to live deliciously)

✧𝔱𝔥𝔢 𝔤𝔥𝔬𝔰𝔱 𝔬𝔣 𝔪𝔲𝔡 𝔰𝔠𝔞𝔪𝔭✧ @altaudge.ruins.party · 6h

goat town crier

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strawbaby jam @strawbbfields4ever.bsky.social · 18h

not to be dramatic but every time one of you logs on i breathe a sigh of relief

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and i am okay with that

✧𝔱𝔥𝔢 𝔤𝔥𝔬𝔰𝔱 𝔬𝔣 𝔪𝔲𝔡 𝔰𝔠𝔞𝔪𝔭✧ @altaudge.ruins.party · 6h

oh i’m just mentally ill

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⛧ fuckleberry jam ⚢ @ifuckedyr.mom · 8h

oatception

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whoa, oat oat milk

✧𝔱𝔥𝔢 𝔤𝔥𝔬𝔰𝔱 𝔬𝔣 𝔪𝔲𝔡 𝔰𝔠𝔞𝔪𝔭✧ @altaudge.ruins.party · 9h

taking my pills with cereal milk

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but he did

✧𝔱𝔥𝔢 𝔤𝔥𝔬𝔰𝔱 𝔬𝔣 𝔪𝔲𝔡 𝔰𝔠𝔞𝔪𝔭✧ @altaudge.ruins.party · 9h

i’m so sorry for your loss

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a young boy is sitting at a desk using a computer .

Alt: a young boy is sitting at a desk using a computer .

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perfect