ficklenuts
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ficklenuts
@ficklenuts.bsky.social
· Apr 18
I don’t flirt, I just say stupid shit until someone gets a boner about it
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how does one go about finding a mad scientist to— and i’m just spitballing here— attach a jet pack to my ass and give me laser beam eyes?
January 17, 2026 at 4:12 PM
how does one go about finding a mad scientist to— and i’m just spitballing here— attach a jet pack to my ass and give me laser beam eyes?
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Doing stuff is lava
January 16, 2026 at 11:47 PM
Doing stuff is lava
Doing stuff is lava
January 16, 2026 at 11:47 PM
Doing stuff is lava
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Shitposting from the U.S. feels like doing a stand-up comedy routine on a sinking ship
January 15, 2026 at 6:51 PM
Shitposting from the U.S. feels like doing a stand-up comedy routine on a sinking ship
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I don't like the person you become when I play my banjolele.
February 10, 2025 at 4:15 PM
I don't like the person you become when I play my banjolele.
Shitposting from the U.S. feels like doing a stand-up comedy routine on a sinking ship
January 15, 2026 at 6:51 PM
Shitposting from the U.S. feels like doing a stand-up comedy routine on a sinking ship
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Sometimes I don't think I have what it takes to be a member of the X-Men.
But then a skin tag grows back overnight.
But then a skin tag grows back overnight.
January 11, 2026 at 11:24 PM
Sometimes I don't think I have what it takes to be a member of the X-Men.
But then a skin tag grows back overnight.
But then a skin tag grows back overnight.
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I've got a cold/flu thing going on for the first time this season. Give me wrong answers on how you would take care of me while I'm sick:
ngl.link/ficklenuts
ngl.link/ficklenuts
Anonymous messages!
Anonymous messages!
ngl.link
January 11, 2026 at 10:52 PM
I've got a cold/flu thing going on for the first time this season. Give me wrong answers on how you would take care of me while I'm sick:
ngl.link/ficklenuts
ngl.link/ficklenuts
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All beavers are NICE beavers.
January 10, 2026 at 3:39 PM
All beavers are NICE beavers.
Thinking about printing out stickers that say "unaffordable" so I can stick them on all of the signs advertising new homes to make them more honest
January 11, 2026 at 1:29 AM
Thinking about printing out stickers that say "unaffordable" so I can stick them on all of the signs advertising new homes to make them more honest
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Danger: not only will this kill you, it will hurt the whole time you're dying
January 10, 2026 at 9:45 PM
Danger: not only will this kill you, it will hurt the whole time you're dying
Pretty sure my social battery was the inspiration for this technology
www.innovationnewsnetwork.com/scientists-d...
www.innovationnewsnetwork.com/scientists-d...
Scientists develop world’s smallest battery: The size of a grain of sand
A research team from Chemnitz University of Technology (CUT) have developed the world’s smallest battery, which is smaller than a dust mote.
www.innovationnewsnetwork.com
January 10, 2026 at 9:10 PM
Pretty sure my social battery was the inspiration for this technology
www.innovationnewsnetwork.com/scientists-d...
www.innovationnewsnetwork.com/scientists-d...
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I think it's a bad sign that every major news media outlet has spent days asking whether or not murder is bad and how much child porn is an okay amount
January 10, 2026 at 4:07 AM
I think it's a bad sign that every major news media outlet has spent days asking whether or not murder is bad and how much child porn is an okay amount
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anatomical diagrams of hotdogs.
January 10, 2026 at 6:05 PM
anatomical diagrams of hotdogs.
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merge souls and chill
January 10, 2026 at 1:41 PM
merge souls and chill
Getting this as a tramp stamp
January 10, 2026 at 4:18 PM
Getting this as a tramp stamp
Getting this as a tramp stamp
January 10, 2026 at 4:16 PM
Getting this as a tramp stamp
Getting this as a tramp stamp
January 10, 2026 at 4:15 PM
Getting this as a tramp stamp
Getting this as a tramp stamp
January 10, 2026 at 4:14 PM
Getting this as a tramp stamp
Getting this as a tramp stamp
January 10, 2026 at 4:13 PM
Getting this as a tramp stamp
Getting this as a tramp stamp
January 10, 2026 at 4:11 PM
Getting this as a tramp stamp
Getting this as a tramp stamp
January 10, 2026 at 4:09 PM
Getting this as a tramp stamp
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Sleepless In Skeetattle
January 10, 2026 at 9:59 AM
Sleepless In Skeetattle