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ficklenuts has a pair of normal entiddies 👻 @ficklenuts.bsky.social · Apr 18

I don’t flirt, I just say stupid shit until someone gets a boner about it

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ficklenuts has a pair of normal entiddies 👻 @ficklenuts.bsky.social · 3h

That explains the revelry! 😂

ficklenuts has a pair of normal entiddies 👻 @ficklenuts.bsky.social · 4h

I can hear fireworks, so I’m guessing it was really something 😂

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Reverie 💀🕯️ @augustreverie.bsky.social · 4h

Laughing while burping isn’t my favorite thing that’s happened to me

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Chames @overlooked237.bsky.social · 4d

Kiss me. I taste like bad decisions and Bagel Bites.

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BEAVE @beaveinflow.bsky.social · 5h

Being a bibliophile is fun because I get to say things like “I’m reading” when I’m actually dissociating in silence.

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WineMummy @winemummy.bsky.social · 1d

Hot mom fall.

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d.ly @dly.bsky.social · 4h

The Nobel Queef Prize

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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 5h

We might literally have to try out that “there’s no rule that a dog can’t play baseball” thing at this point

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John Lyon @johnlyon.bsky.social · 10h

Them: Can you help me?

Me: I don’t work here.

Them: Oh, sorry. *leaves*

My boss: You need to stop doing that.

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ficklenuts has a pair of normal entiddies 👻 @ficklenuts.bsky.social · 4h

I’m going to hire a detective to help me figure out who has a crush on me

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Goth Country Buffet @shadowham.bsky.social · 4h

spaghetti law in this country, it’s not governed by reason

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AnnaMolly will typo @anna-molly.bsky.social · 4h

Shannon always wanted a face between her thighs… She probably shouldn’t have used the Walmart witches

A woman laying back and a photoshop of her face is on her undercarriage

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Forrest Plump @nahyoudoit.bsky.social · 1d

Them: WWJD

Me: WWYDIYSWAHCAAOTBFCHHATOWTFHITSWAMFALBOMAHDG

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AnnaMolly will typo @anna-molly.bsky.social · 1d

I don’t want to brag, so I keep my life subpar

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GᵣₐbₜₕₑWₑₙₑₛₛ @ayankdownunder.bsky.social · 1d

Lady Godiva's chocolates have a surprising lack of hair on them, pubes or otherwise.

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Icarus 👻 Dumpsterfire @pluperfectidiot.bsky.social · 22h

Pumpkin spice abandonment issues, just to be festive

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Devi 🧙‍♀️✨ @deviwestside.bsky.social · 20h

I’m not tired, I’m just on low power mode

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Careful, Jenn Bites 🧛🏻‍♀️🩷🧛🏻‍♀️ @alldolledup44.bsky.social · 18h

Not every girl that’s nice to you wants to have sex with you, but every dude that’s nice to you definitely does.

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🕷️🕸️emcEEKayvee🕸️🕷️ @emceekayvee.bsky.social · 18h

Jesus Christ of Latter Day Taints is this anything (besides stupid?)

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BooSlice👻🔪 @twosense.bsky.social · 16h

What do you mean do I want a shark coochie board?

Of course!…oh! Eat not ride. Got it!

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LovelyDeep @midnightviolets.bsky.social · 1d

If my eyes are on you don’t worry about the eyes on me.

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Daisy @daisy91.bsky.social · 8h

This is like a high school party that gets busted by the cops and no one knows whose house to go to and dammit I threw out my four loko

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ficklenuts has a pair of normal entiddies 👻 @ficklenuts.bsky.social · 5h

Hot 🔥🔥🔥

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Skellyton 💀🦇 @infinitefinite.bsky.social · 5h

why is it called a dick pic when dickture is right there

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kerry ✨ @kschwenky.bsky.social · 6h

It’s so hard to make friends as an adult

Guy in a fuzzy yellow costume asking hey dipshit you good? To a bald guy sitting on a bench

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