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I don’t flirt, I just say stupid shit until someone gets a boner about it
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girl who snacks on pieces of bread like a forest creature stumbling upon a grocery store dumpster
November 29, 2025 at 4:02 PM
girl who snacks on pieces of bread like a forest creature stumbling upon a grocery store dumpster
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The Girl with the Chicken Nugget Tattoo.
The Girl with the Cheeseburger Tattoo
November 29, 2025 at 4:25 AM
The Girl with the Chicken Nugget Tattoo.
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with all disrespect to the brands, 30% off is really not all that exciting in this economy
November 28, 2025 at 7:34 PM
with all disrespect to the brands, 30% off is really not all that exciting in this economy
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Eating ocean spray jellied cranberry sauce directly from the can for breakfast
November 28, 2025 at 12:24 PM
Eating ocean spray jellied cranberry sauce directly from the can for breakfast
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We don't make balloon animals in this house. We make balloon vegetables. Here's a cucumber and a zucchini, you fucks.
November 28, 2025 at 12:14 AM
We don't make balloon animals in this house. We make balloon vegetables. Here's a cucumber and a zucchini, you fucks.
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every time someone saves one of my posts I think holy shit they're gathering evidence
November 28, 2025 at 12:08 AM
every time someone saves one of my posts I think holy shit they're gathering evidence
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Krampus is coming!
November 28, 2025 at 4:10 PM
Krampus is coming!
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Horny for leftovers
November 28, 2025 at 4:24 PM
Horny for leftovers
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For the 0.01% of germs not killed by bleach, the worst part is the crippling survivors guilt
November 28, 2025 at 3:38 PM
For the 0.01% of germs not killed by bleach, the worst part is the crippling survivors guilt
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i'm really good at gift wrapping, so if anyone in the seattle area wants to pay me to wrap their presents, get at me. 😁🎁
November 28, 2025 at 2:42 PM
i'm really good at gift wrapping, so if anyone in the seattle area wants to pay me to wrap their presents, get at me. 😁🎁
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A turducken,
but it’s croissant, bear claw, cinnamon roll.
but it’s croissant, bear claw, cinnamon roll.
February 25, 2025 at 9:16 PM
A turducken,
but it’s croissant, bear claw, cinnamon roll.
but it’s croissant, bear claw, cinnamon roll.
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it's finally fucking Friday, my loves 💖
November 28, 2025 at 4:08 PM
it's finally fucking Friday, my loves 💖
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I’m hearing rumors about a “new year”, do we really want another one of these things?
December 2, 2023 at 9:51 PM
I’m hearing rumors about a “new year”, do we really want another one of these things?
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Decorated a turkey and put a Christmas tree in the oven
November 27, 2025 at 11:43 PM
Decorated a turkey and put a Christmas tree in the oven
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Jesus fought a turkey so you could give that bird a dry rub, never forget the reason behind the season
November 27, 2025 at 9:11 PM
Jesus fought a turkey so you could give that bird a dry rub, never forget the reason behind the season
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"This reminds me of your dad"
-Your mom, with her fist inside the turkey
-Your mom, with her fist inside the turkey
November 27, 2025 at 3:57 PM
"This reminds me of your dad"
-Your mom, with her fist inside the turkey
-Your mom, with her fist inside the turkey
Decorated a turkey and put a Christmas tree in the oven
November 27, 2025 at 11:43 PM
Decorated a turkey and put a Christmas tree in the oven
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"Seriously, you haven't seen [well-known movie]???" No, I haven't. What now? Do I go to jail? Should I jump off the roof? Exile myself from society? What are my options here
November 27, 2025 at 3:31 PM
"Seriously, you haven't seen [well-known movie]???" No, I haven't. What now? Do I go to jail? Should I jump off the roof? Exile myself from society? What are my options here
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gobble gobble mfers
November 27, 2025 at 3:43 PM
gobble gobble mfers
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It's true I was the friend he killed
November 27, 2025 at 5:03 PM
It's true I was the friend he killed
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time to go plant the turkey
November 27, 2025 at 12:20 AM
time to go plant the turkey
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The amount of butter in my mashed potatoes could only be described as reckless
November 26, 2025 at 5:04 PM
The amount of butter in my mashed potatoes could only be described as reckless
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Now and Later isn't just a candy, it's also how I like my sex.
November 27, 2025 at 12:25 AM
Now and Later isn't just a candy, it's also how I like my sex.