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· Apr 27
The angriest word in the English language is "representative" spoken to an automated phone menu.
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ok it is time for me to hibernate for the season
i am thankful for all of u keeping me company here on the blue sky during this year
be well
i am thankful for all of u keeping me company here on the blue sky during this year
be well
November 27, 2025 at 12:07 AM
ok it is time for me to hibernate for the season
i am thankful for all of u keeping me company here on the blue sky during this year
be well
i am thankful for all of u keeping me company here on the blue sky during this year
be well
Every day can be Thanksgiving if you mash potato hard enough.
November 26, 2025 at 11:41 PM
Every day can be Thanksgiving if you mash potato hard enough.
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he fell victim to one of the classic blunders! the most famous of which is, ‘never answer the phone for isaac chotiner,’ but only slightly less well-known is this: ‘never behave in a manner which causes derek guy to critique your fashion choices’
can't believe this ancient mesopotamia shoe wearing ass said people need to dress up at the airport
November 26, 2025 at 2:12 AM
he fell victim to one of the classic blunders! the most famous of which is, ‘never answer the phone for isaac chotiner,’ but only slightly less well-known is this: ‘never behave in a manner which causes derek guy to critique your fashion choices’
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No way to massage this one from a PR perspective
NEWS: The New Orleans Saints have invited former Baltimore Ravens kicker Justin Tucker in for a tryout, league sources have confirmed to The Athletic.
Tucker, who served a 10-game suspension stemming from violations of the NFL’s personal conduct policy, was officially available as of Nov. 11.
Tucker, who served a 10-game suspension stemming from violations of the NFL’s personal conduct policy, was officially available as of Nov. 11.
November 24, 2025 at 6:23 PM
No way to massage this one from a PR perspective
Lol. Lmao.
NEW: Judge Currie finds that Lindsay Halligan was UNLAWFULLY APPOINTED and dismisses the James Comey and Letitia James indictments without prejudice. storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...
November 24, 2025 at 6:22 PM
Lol. Lmao.
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Patrick Stewart as Scrooge. Acrylics on canvas. I used a lot of cadmium red in the mahogany woodwork.
#caricature #art
#caricature #art
November 23, 2025 at 4:56 PM
Patrick Stewart as Scrooge. Acrylics on canvas. I used a lot of cadmium red in the mahogany woodwork.
#caricature #art
#caricature #art
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Oh sure, I tell the kids the same thing every day but this guy is some kind of saint for saying it
Don't let AI do your homework, Pope Leo tells US youth reut.rs/48tKTYY
Don't let AI do your homework, Pope Leo tells US youth
Artificial intelligence may be a useful tool for learning, but don't use it for your homework, Pope Leo told about 15,000 U.S. youth during a question-and-answer session on Friday.
reut.rs
November 23, 2025 at 4:04 PM
Oh sure, I tell the kids the same thing every day but this guy is some kind of saint for saying it
What more can I say?
We top billin' it
Valiant without villainy,
Viciously foul victory,
Burn towns and villages,
Burning, looting and pillaging,
Murderers try to hurt us,
We curse them and all their children.
We top billin' it
Valiant without villainy,
Viciously foul victory,
Burn towns and villages,
Burning, looting and pillaging,
Murderers try to hurt us,
We curse them and all their children.
November 23, 2025 at 1:06 AM
What more can I say?
We top billin' it
Valiant without villainy,
Viciously foul victory,
Burn towns and villages,
Burning, looting and pillaging,
Murderers try to hurt us,
We curse them and all their children.
We top billin' it
Valiant without villainy,
Viciously foul victory,
Burn towns and villages,
Burning, looting and pillaging,
Murderers try to hurt us,
We curse them and all their children.
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Looks like somebody woke up on the wrong side of the bed, stepped into their asshole slippers, had some jerk coffee
November 22, 2025 at 4:04 PM
Looks like somebody woke up on the wrong side of the bed, stepped into their asshole slippers, had some jerk coffee
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the son he always wanted
November 21, 2025 at 9:25 PM
the son he always wanted
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rfk jr getting ready to steal your girl with his sex poetry
November 22, 2025 at 8:10 AM
rfk jr getting ready to steal your girl with his sex poetry
Who called them lampreys and not sucking seamen?
November 22, 2025 at 8:20 AM
Who called them lampreys and not sucking seamen?
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TRUMP: and this Daniel, he went into the den?
MAMDANI: The lion's den, yes
TRUMP: surely they ate him
MAMDANI: Here's the part where it gets a little Broadway: they didn't
TRUMP: Unbelievable
MAMDANI: The lion's den, yes
TRUMP: surely they ate him
MAMDANI: Here's the part where it gets a little Broadway: they didn't
TRUMP: Unbelievable
November 21, 2025 at 9:41 PM
TRUMP: and this Daniel, he went into the den?
MAMDANI: The lion's den, yes
TRUMP: surely they ate him
MAMDANI: Here's the part where it gets a little Broadway: they didn't
TRUMP: Unbelievable
MAMDANI: The lion's den, yes
TRUMP: surely they ate him
MAMDANI: Here's the part where it gets a little Broadway: they didn't
TRUMP: Unbelievable
I hope the lampreys are okay. 🥺
The head of health services in the United States, letting parasitic lampreys bite his arms for some godforsaken reason.
November 21, 2025 at 6:55 PM
I hope the lampreys are okay. 🥺
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Can’t believe the whole country has to suffer through the return of Dickensian childhood diseases because the worst, most ignorant attention-demanders decided other people’s expertise makes them feel bad
November 20, 2025 at 4:19 AM
Can’t believe the whole country has to suffer through the return of Dickensian childhood diseases because the worst, most ignorant attention-demanders decided other people’s expertise makes them feel bad
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So this is new, awesome, and well deserved @dmschmeyer.bsky.social @goobermunch.bsky.social @hipcrimevocab.net @sharky.bsky.social @kathryntewson.bsky.social @kateration.bsky.social @debbiemia.bsky.social
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November 20, 2025 at 3:49 PM
So this is new, awesome, and well deserved @dmschmeyer.bsky.social @goobermunch.bsky.social @hipcrimevocab.net @sharky.bsky.social @kathryntewson.bsky.social @kateration.bsky.social @debbiemia.bsky.social
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So Your President Wants To Kill Everybody
November 20, 2025 at 3:28 PM
So Your President Wants To Kill Everybody
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Sure. "The Grand Jury did not see the operative indictment" is the kind of fuckup where lawyers literally don't actually know what happens next because it SO fundamental a thing that it is LITERALLY possible nobody had even thought of this as a thing that could happen.
Translate for us non-law-talkers...?
November 19, 2025 at 4:59 PM
Sure. "The Grand Jury did not see the operative indictment" is the kind of fuckup where lawyers literally don't actually know what happens next because it SO fundamental a thing that it is LITERALLY possible nobody had even thought of this as a thing that could happen.
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setting up a fish tank for my flavor blasted goldfish
November 19, 2025 at 8:36 PM
setting up a fish tank for my flavor blasted goldfish
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Basking sharks visit Tipperary!
A new exhibition by Irish artist Tom Meskell opened last weekend in Tipperary Town. In 'Basking - the Nursery', the focal points are two juvenile sharks, each about 2.5 metres in length, suspended in blue-green light amidst the sounds of the ocean.
A new exhibition by Irish artist Tom Meskell opened last weekend in Tipperary Town. In 'Basking - the Nursery', the focal points are two juvenile sharks, each about 2.5 metres in length, suspended in blue-green light amidst the sounds of the ocean.
Basking - The Nursery | Tipperary Artist Directory
Basking – The Nursery is a continuation of Tom Meskell’s acclaimed Basking series, exploring the majestic presence and gentle mystery of the basking shark through illuminated sculpture and…
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November 19, 2025 at 4:34 PM
Basking sharks visit Tipperary!
A new exhibition by Irish artist Tom Meskell opened last weekend in Tipperary Town. In 'Basking - the Nursery', the focal points are two juvenile sharks, each about 2.5 metres in length, suspended in blue-green light amidst the sounds of the ocean.
A new exhibition by Irish artist Tom Meskell opened last weekend in Tipperary Town. In 'Basking - the Nursery', the focal points are two juvenile sharks, each about 2.5 metres in length, suspended in blue-green light amidst the sounds of the ocean.