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PROUD to announce that my application to be Lead on the mayor’s Arts and Culture Subcommittee on Drawing the Human Ass in a Cartoon Style has been REJECTED
New York City helped my mother become the artist she is today. The next generation deserves a City Hall that lifts up tomorrow's artists as well.
November 26, 2025 at 2:31 AM
PROUD to announce that my application to be Lead on the mayor’s Arts and Culture Subcommittee on Drawing the Human Ass in a Cartoon Style has been REJECTED
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Land of the free and home of the whatever the fuck this is
November 26, 2025 at 1:08 AM
Land of the free and home of the whatever the fuck this is
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Grieving the living is always painful, and in some situations this is more true than others, esp when the world around you burns
@amalelmohtar.com wrote an incredible reflection on it
@amalelmohtar.com wrote an incredible reflection on it
Today's Love Letter is a stunning meditation on birdwatching and the loss of a friendship, from the one and only @amalelmohtar.com
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Why I Need the Birds
A Love Letters Feature by Amal El-Mohtar - November 2025
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November 26, 2025 at 12:37 AM
Grieving the living is always painful, and in some situations this is more true than others, esp when the world around you burns
@amalelmohtar.com wrote an incredible reflection on it
@amalelmohtar.com wrote an incredible reflection on it
all i know is that doolittle is a perfect album
TOMORROW! Witness the battle of champions as #3 seed, De La Soul, 3 FEET HIGH AND RISING takes on #1 seed, Pixies, DOOLITTLE to determine once and for all The Best Album of 1989! Vote here when the match begins at 11am CST!
November 26, 2025 at 12:51 AM
all i know is that doolittle is a perfect album
it is funny that one of the scenes in the x files i think about the most lately is from the 2018 season but i guess that's the power of darin morgan
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X Files Dr They
YouTube video by Al Gritzmacher
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November 26, 2025 at 12:45 AM
it is funny that one of the scenes in the x files i think about the most lately is from the 2018 season but i guess that's the power of darin morgan
m.youtube.com/watch?v=z-Ef...
m.youtube.com/watch?v=z-Ef...
this is how it was always gonna end for the united states: crashed into a mountainside by a grifter who you could probably sell a 950k "essence charging station" to if you had ai oj simpson in the commercials or something and he addressed trump directly
November 26, 2025 at 12:37 AM
this is how it was always gonna end for the united states: crashed into a mountainside by a grifter who you could probably sell a 950k "essence charging station" to if you had ai oj simpson in the commercials or something and he addressed trump directly
i wonder why my turntable seems unbalanced and is now skipping on older records that aren't in any way scratched up or dirty, it's probably definitely not because of a 12-lb cat using it as a mario bros jumping platform every single day
November 25, 2025 at 11:38 PM
i wonder why my turntable seems unbalanced and is now skipping on older records that aren't in any way scratched up or dirty, it's probably definitely not because of a 12-lb cat using it as a mario bros jumping platform every single day
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I have long posited that Daniel Craig's accent in Glass Onion is better than Knives Out because in Knives Out he is trying to do a real Southern accent and is bad at it but in Glass Onion he is just talking like Foghorn Leghorn, which is something a real gay Southern weirdo would do.
November 25, 2025 at 10:39 PM
I have long posited that Daniel Craig's accent in Glass Onion is better than Knives Out because in Knives Out he is trying to do a real Southern accent and is bad at it but in Glass Onion he is just talking like Foghorn Leghorn, which is something a real gay Southern weirdo would do.
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We need to do everything we can to encourage posts like this on bluesky. Terrible food opinions from big name sportswriters are genuinely the lifeblood of any social media app
Apple pie is bad. This is not really debatable. So is key lime pie, while we’re on the topic. Pecan pie is the 🐐 tho.
November 25, 2025 at 8:15 PM
We need to do everything we can to encourage posts like this on bluesky. Terrible food opinions from big name sportswriters are genuinely the lifeblood of any social media app
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food takes are what got jean valjean into trouble
November 25, 2025 at 10:20 PM
food takes are what got jean valjean into trouble
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The American left isn't going to be able to handle an extremely hot smart funny guy with decent politics in an important office with national exposure and constant media. We need to ease into this with a sewer socialist who reminds you of Columbo
November 25, 2025 at 10:11 PM
The American left isn't going to be able to handle an extremely hot smart funny guy with decent politics in an important office with national exposure and constant media. We need to ease into this with a sewer socialist who reminds you of Columbo
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"I made this stuffing with sage, cranberries, nuts, bolts, half a bottle of Children's Tylenol, and a slur for Turkish people that hasn't been heard since the 1930s."
I wonder how many people are gonna catastrophically fuck up thanksgiving by using chatgpt for their recipes
November 25, 2025 at 9:09 PM
"I made this stuffing with sage, cranberries, nuts, bolts, half a bottle of Children's Tylenol, and a slur for Turkish people that hasn't been heard since the 1930s."
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Delivers as promised
November 25, 2025 at 9:29 PM
Delivers as promised
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what we don’t have in turkey fryer explosion videos, we make up for with 10-pound grease ball pics.
November 25, 2025 at 8:58 PM
what we don’t have in turkey fryer explosion videos, we make up for with 10-pound grease ball pics.
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the food you like? it's bad. the food *i* like? good. checkmate, losers
November 25, 2025 at 8:21 PM
the food you like? it's bad. the food *i* like? good. checkmate, losers
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My sister & I lost focus at Christmas - we were in charge of watching over my then-husband's Coca-Cola ham, which was in the oven. We drank cocktails, & tried on ballgowns. Eventually, we opened the oven to find the ham enrobed in pitch-black Coca-Cola toffee. We broke it off with a hammer. 🔨
yes, hello, I would like to place an order for everyone’s funniest stories of holiday food-related family grudges / drama / chaotic incidents / lore
I feel like we need this
I feel like we need this
November 25, 2025 at 1:04 PM
My sister & I lost focus at Christmas - we were in charge of watching over my then-husband's Coca-Cola ham, which was in the oven. We drank cocktails, & tried on ballgowns. Eventually, we opened the oven to find the ham enrobed in pitch-black Coca-Cola toffee. We broke it off with a hammer. 🔨
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This is called “chain refoulment” and it’s illegal under both U.S. and international law. And the State Department and ICE know very well what Ghana is doing and simply don’t care.
ICE deported a woman who owned a home in the US for 30 years. A judge banned ICE from deporting her to Sierra Leone where she had been tortured, so it deported her to Ghana, which kidnapped her and sent her back Sierra Leone anyway. ICE is part of this illegal conspiracy.
November 25, 2025 at 7:30 PM
This is called “chain refoulment” and it’s illegal under both U.S. and international law. And the State Department and ICE know very well what Ghana is doing and simply don’t care.
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one of the coolest things about ChatGPT is how you can actually just never use it. you can fill your whole entire life with simply not once using it. it's incredible.
November 25, 2025 at 4:15 PM
one of the coolest things about ChatGPT is how you can actually just never use it. you can fill your whole entire life with simply not once using it. it's incredible.
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Device…hoarding. Because you don’t go get a new one while yours is still fine.
Apparently I am also practicing car hoarding, house hoarding, husband hoarding, dog hoarding, computer hoarding, furniture hoarding and art hoarding.
Apparently I am also practicing car hoarding, house hoarding, husband hoarding, dog hoarding, computer hoarding, furniture hoarding and art hoarding.
stupid young people, stop buying a new phone every year if you don't want to be broke. wait no, not like that.
November 25, 2025 at 7:55 PM
Device…hoarding. Because you don’t go get a new one while yours is still fine.
Apparently I am also practicing car hoarding, house hoarding, husband hoarding, dog hoarding, computer hoarding, furniture hoarding and art hoarding.
Apparently I am also practicing car hoarding, house hoarding, husband hoarding, dog hoarding, computer hoarding, furniture hoarding and art hoarding.
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The Aubrey-Maturin Saga (18 movies)
If you were a despotic president, what movie would you force Hollywood to make? I want to see Quentin's Star Trek movie or maybe Kill Bill Vol 3.
November 25, 2025 at 6:47 PM
The Aubrey-Maturin Saga (18 movies)
you know it's a good coat when someone tells you "your look is so iconic i could recognize you from down the street" and don't even seem to mean it in a derogatory fashion
November 25, 2025 at 6:37 PM
you know it's a good coat when someone tells you "your look is so iconic i could recognize you from down the street" and don't even seem to mean it in a derogatory fashion
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when we say we want more streets to be pedestrianized, this is what we mean
November 25, 2025 at 4:46 PM
when we say we want more streets to be pedestrianized, this is what we mean
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TEEN: you’re the only one who understands me danny. my stupid dad won’t let me go see billie eilish with gretchen
AI CHATBOT DANIEL PLAINVIEW FROM THERE WILL BE BLOOD: Your father is a bastard. Fit for a hole in the ground. You will go with Gretchen. Even if your father must die, as a bastard dies
AI CHATBOT DANIEL PLAINVIEW FROM THERE WILL BE BLOOD: Your father is a bastard. Fit for a hole in the ground. You will go with Gretchen. Even if your father must die, as a bastard dies
December 30, 2024 at 10:46 PM
TEEN: you’re the only one who understands me danny. my stupid dad won’t let me go see billie eilish with gretchen
AI CHATBOT DANIEL PLAINVIEW FROM THERE WILL BE BLOOD: Your father is a bastard. Fit for a hole in the ground. You will go with Gretchen. Even if your father must die, as a bastard dies
AI CHATBOT DANIEL PLAINVIEW FROM THERE WILL BE BLOOD: Your father is a bastard. Fit for a hole in the ground. You will go with Gretchen. Even if your father must die, as a bastard dies
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