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TEEN: you’re the only one who understands me danny. my stupid dad won’t let me go see billie eilish with gretchen
AI CHATBOT DANIEL PLAINVIEW FROM THERE WILL BE BLOOD: Your father is a bastard. Fit for a hole in the ground. You will go with Gretchen. Even if your father must die, as a bastard dies
AI CHATBOT DANIEL PLAINVIEW FROM THERE WILL BE BLOOD: Your father is a bastard. Fit for a hole in the ground. You will go with Gretchen. Even if your father must die, as a bastard dies
December 30, 2024 at 10:46 PM
TEEN: you’re the only one who understands me danny. my stupid dad won’t let me go see billie eilish with gretchen
AI CHATBOT DANIEL PLAINVIEW FROM THERE WILL BE BLOOD: Your father is a bastard. Fit for a hole in the ground. You will go with Gretchen. Even if your father must die, as a bastard dies
AI CHATBOT DANIEL PLAINVIEW FROM THERE WILL BE BLOOD: Your father is a bastard. Fit for a hole in the ground. You will go with Gretchen. Even if your father must die, as a bastard dies
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i hope one day when i die they make a big hologram of me that makes people do property damage
Since Star Wars is trending today, a good time to rewatch this fantastic speech from Andor. Almost like it has some relevance to the current state of things.
youtu.be/TaKrm5txGCQ
youtu.be/TaKrm5txGCQ
Andor | Maarva Andor’s Monologue | Disney+
YouTube video by Star Wars
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November 25, 2025 at 3:08 AM
i hope one day when i die they make a big hologram of me that makes people do property damage
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make unicorns scary again!!! a wip
November 25, 2025 at 2:21 AM
make unicorns scary again!!! a wip
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"there are no third spaces anymore" wrong. blast furnace
November 25, 2025 at 12:59 AM
"there are no third spaces anymore" wrong. blast furnace
the vinyl edition of the dolly parton/emmylou harris/linda ronstadt album comea with a really incredible inner sleeve
November 25, 2025 at 2:37 AM
the vinyl edition of the dolly parton/emmylou harris/linda ronstadt album comea with a really incredible inner sleeve
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Isaac Chotiner like my editors haven't assigned me a new act of violence in two whole weeks I gotta start freelancing
A new kind of rapid Chotining. Please appreciate the alt-text.
November 25, 2025 at 1:39 AM
Isaac Chotiner like my editors haven't assigned me a new act of violence in two whole weeks I gotta start freelancing
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god damn, you'd think for that much she could afford to have the roots on her bleach job touched up
November 25, 2025 at 1:42 AM
god damn, you'd think for that much she could afford to have the roots on her bleach job touched up
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the "virgin megastore" was a great third place. you could take dates there and shoplift together as a romantic activity. richard branson has so much money and nobody who works there gave a shit, you could just walk out with stuff
November 25, 2025 at 1:04 AM
the "virgin megastore" was a great third place. you could take dates there and shoplift together as a romantic activity. richard branson has so much money and nobody who works there gave a shit, you could just walk out with stuff
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the baby (15 months) motioned for me to open my mouth and then spat a half-chewed apple slice directly into it
the baby (17 months) raised both her hands and said “WEADY?” so I said “ready!” and then she slapped me in the face
November 24, 2025 at 11:19 PM
the baby (15 months) motioned for me to open my mouth and then spat a half-chewed apple slice directly into it
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I don’t know why everyone is talking about Star Wars today but let’s just rewatch this. “It’s here and it’s not visiting anymore.”
Andor | Maarva Andor’s Monologue | Disney+
YouTube video by Star Wars
youtu.be
November 24, 2025 at 11:05 PM
I don’t know why everyone is talking about Star Wars today but let’s just rewatch this. “It’s here and it’s not visiting anymore.”
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It is amazing how disrespectful every level of capital management is to anyone who knows how to actually do anything. If you write or draw or fabricate anything, your time is just considered absolutely worthless
November 24, 2025 at 7:15 PM
It is amazing how disrespectful every level of capital management is to anyone who knows how to actually do anything. If you write or draw or fabricate anything, your time is just considered absolutely worthless
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One of my favorite things is getting to tell friends who are new to NYC that the subway "stand clear of the closing doors please" voice is a trans woman named Bernie Wagenblast and she's amazing.
November 24, 2025 at 6:19 PM
One of my favorite things is getting to tell friends who are new to NYC that the subway "stand clear of the closing doors please" voice is a trans woman named Bernie Wagenblast and she's amazing.
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It really is, a desert island album. www.youtube.com/watch?v=d3YS...
November 24, 2025 at 6:07 PM
It really is, a desert island album. www.youtube.com/watch?v=d3YS...
i have never bought an album of holiday music and probably never will but every year i come dangerously close to buying the vince guaraldi
November 24, 2025 at 6:42 PM
i have never bought an album of holiday music and probably never will but every year i come dangerously close to buying the vince guaraldi
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Rei Ayanami featured on the cover of Rolling Stone, September 2007
November 14, 2025 at 12:52 AM
Rei Ayanami featured on the cover of Rolling Stone, September 2007
long-term exposure to the internet has made a lot of otherwise completely innocuous paragraphs really come alive
November 24, 2025 at 4:59 PM
long-term exposure to the internet has made a lot of otherwise completely innocuous paragraphs really come alive
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Physically I am at work, but mentally I’m several films deep in the MST3K Turkey Day Marathon.
a man in a pilgrim hat says it is 30 straight hours and it 's called turkey day
Alt: a man in a pilgrim hat says it is 30 straight hours and it 's called turkey day
media.tenor.com
November 24, 2025 at 4:15 PM
Physically I am at work, but mentally I’m several films deep in the MST3K Turkey Day Marathon.
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do you have any idea how much you have to piss somebody off to make them change their gauge
#Finland will begin to #Russia - proof its rail network, integrate with EU train infrastructure.
The Finnish government has announced the conversion of its rail network from Russian gauge (1,524 mm) to European standard (1,435 mm).
www.trenvista.net/en/news/flas...
The Finnish government has announced the conversion of its rail network from Russian gauge (1,524 mm) to European standard (1,435 mm).
www.trenvista.net/en/news/flas...
November 23, 2025 at 4:40 PM
do you have any idea how much you have to piss somebody off to make them change their gauge
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If you have a GOP rep and you’ve been holding off on contacting them because what difference will it make, you could be the reason the funniest thing happens
PUNCHBOWL: “.. GOP members messaged us over the weekend saying that they, too, are considering retiring in the middle of the term. Here’s one particularly exercised senior House Republican:
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November 24, 2025 at 3:59 PM
If you have a GOP rep and you’ve been holding off on contacting them because what difference will it make, you could be the reason the funniest thing happens
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![Steve Hogarty (@misterbrilliant) on twitter: "[gets olympic tickets to 100m butterfly] Oh my god this will be great. [sees the huge stadium] Oh wow that must be where they keep it."](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:4djfp3b27soxcfkxhirydi6d/bafkreiggabvm73uur4tzdeeskjmre7l6zdobuur4dhlfpi2dc3bczfctwq@jpeg)
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AL PACINO IN HEAT: *looming over a guy in a shitty cop office* aaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! RRRRRRRREAAAAL! MON-staaaaaaahs!!!!!!
ORSON WELLES: *sitting at a big desk in front of a book case, looking at a leather bound tone, he chuckles to himself and looks up at the camera* aaaaah.... REAL monsters
February 19, 2024 at 12:06 AM
AL PACINO IN HEAT: *looming over a guy in a shitty cop office* aaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! RRRRRRRREAAAAL! MON-staaaaaaahs!!!!!!
one of the interesting thing about having the privilege of living in one neighborhood in new york for over ten years without having to move is that if the local restaurants start off kind of shitty there's every chance that eventually that will change
November 24, 2025 at 3:16 PM
one of the interesting thing about having the privilege of living in one neighborhood in new york for over ten years without having to move is that if the local restaurants start off kind of shitty there's every chance that eventually that will change
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DOGE was always a very thinly disguised con to dress up data theft and extraction class destruction of federal corporate oversight as innovative, and it's important to remember that part of the reason it worked so well is that the press helped legitimize it
hey don't be so hard on yourselves; it delivered oceans of sensitive government and citizen data to billionaires
Musk’s DOGE Quietly Killed Off After Delivering Almost Nothing
The agency disbanded eight months ahead of schedule.
www.thedailybeast.com
November 24, 2025 at 2:42 PM
DOGE was always a very thinly disguised con to dress up data theft and extraction class destruction of federal corporate oversight as innovative, and it's important to remember that part of the reason it worked so well is that the press helped legitimize it