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rax ‘levon honkers’ king
@raxkingisdead.bsky.social
Levon Honkers is the author of TACKY (2021) and SLOPPY (2025), as well as co-host of the podcast Low Culture Boil. She lives in Brooklyn.
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You've heard of the Friday night news dump. Here's the Friday night of Thanksgiving wknd dump. For special circumstances, like when the faculty assembly votes 595-4 against paying to end a shakedown and you do it anyway. Link to agreement here: bulkmail.northwestern.edu/trk/click?re...
BREAKING: Northwestern University has agreed to pay the U.S. Treasury $75 million, over the course of three years as part of an agreement with the federal government to restore funding and end investigations into the university

Full statement from NU below:
November 29, 2025 at 12:34 AM
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Queer-coded transit news: the M train is taking over some of the F train’s service and the F train is taking some of the M train’s service. So, put simply, F to M and M to F.
November 29, 2025 at 3:59 AM
just saw @joshgondelman.bsky.social do this at the aimee mann/ted leo xmas show and listen yall know josh is like a brother to me. but this ‘gary’ guy…hello 👀
November 29, 2025 at 4:40 AM
i am not perplexed by kissing. it’s damn near the nicest thing you can do. what’s to understand
Animals have been kissing for over 17 million years, a new study suggests.

Kissing has long perplexed evolutionary biologists, given it has no obvious benefit to reproducing or finding food, while carrying the risk of disease transmission.
When was the first kiss? Over 17 million years ago, a study suggests.
Evolutionary biologists don’t know why we kiss — but new research suggests kissing evolved long before humans existed.
www.washingtonpost.com
November 28, 2025 at 11:15 PM
when i first saw good will hunting at like 11 i was simply ENCHANTED by the apples bit. how do ya like them apples! funniest shit i ever heard! so i devoted an insane amount of energy to trying to set up that joke with people who were fucking mystified as to why i kept asking if they liked apples
November 28, 2025 at 9:36 PM
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November 28, 2025 at 9:25 PM
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that’s right, my husband’s friend ‘jared.’ we’re taking this whole thing incognito. anyway you can subscribe for as little as $1/month (suggested amount is $8, enter $1-7 manually on MOBILE BROWSER and not in patreon app) 💋
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November 28, 2025 at 8:43 PM
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We all benefit from science that happens where and when it can
i wrote about the tactics i’m using in my ongoing battle to make my husband’s friend ‘jared’ be my own personal friend
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November 28, 2025 at 8:44 PM
i wrote about the tactics i’m using in my ongoing battle to make my husband’s friend ‘jared’ be my own personal friend
www.patreon.com/posts/144612...
November 28, 2025 at 8:41 PM
i’m not gonna insult us both by trying to write a little black friday pitch to you. my newsletter is good and it’s dirt cheap (as little as $1/month!). it’s rarely about the Horrors. we have fun over there! remember when little essays were fun?
November 28, 2025 at 5:12 PM
you aren’t ‘making’ ‘art’ when you plug nonsense into AI and it spits out an ugly little picture fyi. that’s called ‘going on the computer’
November 28, 2025 at 4:15 PM
i really am one of your more live-and-let-live type individuals, except when it comes to christmas. people like me are the reason ‘happy holidays’ became the standard. i’m why every department store sets aside a rented-mule-quality blue & silver table of menorahs every december
just trying to get out in front of this shit: i’m jewish. i am a jew. i do not celebrate christmas nor even really approve of it that much tbh. a surprising number of people every year fail to correlate ‘jew’ with ‘no christmas.’ regardless that is simply the way of the world
November 28, 2025 at 3:46 PM
just trying to get out in front of this shit: i’m jewish. i am a jew. i do not celebrate christmas nor even really approve of it that much tbh. a surprising number of people every year fail to correlate ‘jew’ with ‘no christmas.’ regardless that is simply the way of the world
November 28, 2025 at 3:34 PM
weird vibes out there today. when i went to the bathroom at the coffee shop it was blaring a recording of like a Learn Italian 101 tape. it’s not an italian coffee shop or anything i’ve used the bathroom there countless times without incident. weird vibes
November 28, 2025 at 3:14 PM
me after sleeping like absolute shit
November 28, 2025 at 2:48 PM
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This is so far into virulent racism, there can be no normalization of this. For a long time, people have said we're on the road to a new Nazi regime. Well, here we are. If you were ever planning to fight violent fascism, the time is now.
Trump: “I will permanently pause migration from all Third World Countries … denaturalize migrants who undermine domestic tranquility, and deport any Foreign National who is a public charge, security risk, or non-compatible with Western Civilization.“
November 28, 2025 at 1:08 PM
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One really cool way of making sure American soldiers don't get killed while occupying American cities is to not deploy soldiers to occupy American cities
November 28, 2025 at 12:28 AM
had a great thanksgiving followed by the worst, most harrowing night of sleep i’ve had in a long time. one of those things where i woke up gasping and drenched in sweat in full fight-or-flight mode
November 28, 2025 at 2:05 PM
see, he’s terrified of death. he changes the subject as quickly as possible whenever death or funerals are mentioned
Q: Do you plan to attend Sarah's funeral?

TRUMP: I haven't thought about it yet, but it's certainly something I can conceive of. I love West Virginia. You know, I won West Virginia by one of the biggest margins of any president anywhere.
November 28, 2025 at 3:43 AM
we started going wrong as a culture when bands stopped including one guy whose whole deal is he sings in the voice of a cartoon tortoise
November 27, 2025 at 6:42 PM
yall hear that? i’m a must read
Must read for anyone watching The Last Waltz today.
A lovely remembrance of the life and music of Garth Hudson of The Band and in particular The Last Waltz by @raxkingisdead.bsky.social. www.welcometohellworld.com/everything-t...
November 27, 2025 at 5:36 PM
sending my little thanksgiving texts to my little friends sending my dumb little gratitude for their love and comradeship this past little stupid fucking year. im not sure why i have to write all that so grouchily it’s just true
November 27, 2025 at 3:52 PM
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78 yr old "Dante" is a UFW member who's worked in CAs vegetable fields for 25 yrs. He'll retire at the end of 2025. "Through my work, I supported my children’s education & provided for my wife. I'm proud that with my hands and effort, I brought food to so many families." #WeFeedYou
November 26, 2025 at 3:00 PM
black friday deals…happening NOW?? are you listening to yourself
November 27, 2025 at 2:10 AM