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@suss2hyphens.bsky.social
· Jan 5
hey: the Olympics are next month. I'm the president of a regional curling assocation. if you need someone on your show/podcast to discuss curling, particuarly its growth, popularity, culture, and community ties in the USA, I can find someone or, gasp, appear on it myself
suss2hyphens at gmail
suss2hyphens at gmail
We secretly body-switched Tabitha Peterson and Rachel Homan. Let’s see if anyone notices
February 14, 2026 at 8:41 PM
We secretly body-switched Tabitha Peterson and Rachel Homan. Let’s see if anyone notices
“drag effect” mentioned!
(Not the Windy City Curling Club LGBTQ+ bonspiel of the same name)
(Not the Windy City Curling Club LGBTQ+ bonspiel of the same name)
February 14, 2026 at 7:35 PM
“drag effect” mentioned!
(Not the Windy City Curling Club LGBTQ+ bonspiel of the same name)
(Not the Windy City Curling Club LGBTQ+ bonspiel of the same name)
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"Nevermind I'm dumb"
No you're not my sweet angel
No you're not my sweet angel
February 14, 2026 at 2:40 PM
"Nevermind I'm dumb"
No you're not my sweet angel
No you're not my sweet angel
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Here's where I rank the "Marc Kennedy doing a little tippy-tappy a centimeter over the the hog line" big curling rules story in the grand scheme of sports infractions on a scale of "Does it meaningfully impact the game" vs. "Do the officials consistently always call a penalty"
February 14, 2026 at 2:47 PM
Here's where I rank the "Marc Kennedy doing a little tippy-tappy a centimeter over the the hog line" big curling rules story in the grand scheme of sports infractions on a scale of "Does it meaningfully impact the game" vs. "Do the officials consistently always call a penalty"
I expected everyone to love Aidan Oldenburg, I did not expect him to also be the best throwing lead through 3.5 games
February 14, 2026 at 2:32 PM
I expected everyone to love Aidan Oldenburg, I did not expect him to also be the best throwing lead through 3.5 games
The boys are LOOSE this morning
February 14, 2026 at 1:34 PM
The boys are LOOSE this morning
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Pretty decent first end 👻 👻 👻 👻
February 14, 2026 at 1:19 PM
Pretty decent first end 👻 👻 👻 👻
I’m sorry, Homan lost AGAIN?
To WHOM?
To WHOM?
February 14, 2026 at 1:02 PM
I’m sorry, Homan lost AGAIN?
To WHOM?
To WHOM?
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JUST IN
World Curling has sent an email to all the teams competing at the Olympics clarifying “proper release” of the stone.
Also, for the remaining games umpires will be “observing the delivery”
Here’s the full correspondence:
World Curling has sent an email to all the teams competing at the Olympics clarifying “proper release” of the stone.
Also, for the remaining games umpires will be “observing the delivery”
Here’s the full correspondence:
February 14, 2026 at 12:01 PM
JUST IN
World Curling has sent an email to all the teams competing at the Olympics clarifying “proper release” of the stone.
Also, for the remaining games umpires will be “observing the delivery”
Here’s the full correspondence:
World Curling has sent an email to all the teams competing at the Olympics clarifying “proper release” of the stone.
Also, for the remaining games umpires will be “observing the delivery”
Here’s the full correspondence:
Some other thoughts about curling umpires judging hogline violations:
Umpires are volunteer officials who are not really trained to spot hogline touched. It’s boring to sit there and watch releases. And the infraction happens too fast when/if it happens
Umpires are volunteer officials who are not really trained to spot hogline touched. It’s boring to sit there and watch releases. And the infraction happens too fast when/if it happens
February 14, 2026 at 12:35 AM
Some other thoughts about curling umpires judging hogline violations:
Umpires are volunteer officials who are not really trained to spot hogline touched. It’s boring to sit there and watch releases. And the infraction happens too fast when/if it happens
Umpires are volunteer officials who are not really trained to spot hogline touched. It’s boring to sit there and watch releases. And the infraction happens too fast when/if it happens
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"I would never do that to you, I would never accuse you of cheating"
(You literally accused the Swedes of cheating like 5 seconds after they accused you!!)
(You literally accused the Swedes of cheating like 5 seconds after they accused you!!)
February 14, 2026 at 12:00 AM
"I would never do that to you, I would never accuse you of cheating"
(You literally accused the Swedes of cheating like 5 seconds after they accused you!!)
(You literally accused the Swedes of cheating like 5 seconds after they accused you!!)
Curling umpires (which I have done) famously want to stay the hell out of any rulings. They do not want to babysit deliveries. They will tell players before the event "this is your first hogline violation warning"
I mean, there are officials. They didn't penalize Canada. Then Sweden started randomly bitching to Canada. They deserved the talking-to Kennedy gave them.
February 13, 2026 at 9:42 PM
Curling umpires (which I have done) famously want to stay the hell out of any rulings. They do not want to babysit deliveries. They will tell players before the event "this is your first hogline violation warning"
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[after one week of looking at it] oh, it's supposed to be a "26"
February 13, 2026 at 8:43 PM
[after one week of looking at it] oh, it's supposed to be a "26"
I cannot believe that Rachel Homan lost to the USA. I am flabbergasted. More surprising upset than 2018 men’s gold
February 13, 2026 at 3:59 PM
I cannot believe that Rachel Homan lost to the USA. I am flabbergasted. More surprising upset than 2018 men’s gold
TAAAAAAAABITHAAAAAA
February 13, 2026 at 3:51 PM
TAAAAAAAABITHAAAAAA
what a wild game, everything has either been a highlight reel or blooper reel
February 13, 2026 at 3:49 PM
what a wild game, everything has either been a highlight reel or blooper reel
okay that hit and roll by tracy fleury was unreal
February 13, 2026 at 3:43 PM
okay that hit and roll by tracy fleury was unreal
tara peterson bailout shot >>>
February 13, 2026 at 3:41 PM
tara peterson bailout shot >>>
use your corner guard!
February 13, 2026 at 3:38 PM
use your corner guard!
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“i plagiarized my thesis,
GUESS WHO JUST WON BRONZE AGAIN
February 13, 2026 at 2:51 PM
“i plagiarized my thesis,