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@suss2hyphens.bsky.social
· Jan 5
hey: the Olympics are next month. I'm the president of a regional curling assocation. if you need someone on your show/podcast to discuss curling, particuarly its growth, popularity, culture, and community ties in the USA, I can find someone or, gasp, appear on it myself
suss2hyphens at gmail
suss2hyphens at gmail
The Swiss finally invented something with more holes
lol the Swiss far right is pushing the NIMBY final boss ballot measure with a literal population cap
February 12, 2026 at 3:28 AM
The Swiss finally invented something with more holes
Marc Kennedy has the worst shot of the week, not the person I was expecting
February 11, 2026 at 9:00 PM
Marc Kennedy has the worst shot of the week, not the person I was expecting
meanwhile Marc Muskatewitz of Germany had an absolute humdinger of an angle run double to score two on Canada (after a measure) and force an extra end
February 11, 2026 at 8:49 PM
meanwhile Marc Muskatewitz of Germany had an absolute humdinger of an angle run double to score two on Canada (after a measure) and force an extra end
what a smoooooth runback for the win. first one out of the way boys
February 11, 2026 at 8:43 PM
what a smoooooth runback for the win. first one out of the way boys
Kevin Martin and Rich Ruohonen have perpetual Nice Old Curler Voice, and it's not something I know how to describe, but it's such a warm feeling to hear
February 11, 2026 at 8:41 PM
Kevin Martin and Rich Ruohonen have perpetual Nice Old Curler Voice, and it's not something I know how to describe, but it's such a warm feeling to hear
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How the hell did Jon Voight outlive both of his quarterbacks, life is not fair
February 11, 2026 at 7:56 PM
How the hell did Jon Voight outlive both of his quarterbacks, life is not fair
Let's talk about LSD in curling (sits in a chair backwards)
the Last Stone Draw is a pre-game ritual where each team throws two draws to the button (one per turn)
the team with the lowest total (closest to the center) gets hammer (last rock) in the first end
the Last Stone Draw is a pre-game ritual where each team throws two draws to the button (one per turn)
the team with the lowest total (closest to the center) gets hammer (last rock) in the first end
Hey @suss2hyphens.bsky.social, could you explain what this section of the curling livestats page means?
February 11, 2026 at 7:41 PM
Let's talk about LSD in curling (sits in a chair backwards)
the Last Stone Draw is a pre-game ritual where each team throws two draws to the button (one per turn)
the team with the lowest total (closest to the center) gets hammer (last rock) in the first end
the Last Stone Draw is a pre-game ritual where each team throws two draws to the button (one per turn)
the team with the lowest total (closest to the center) gets hammer (last rock) in the first end
Danny Casper doesn't quite have the feel yet. He's throwing heavy. A team like Czechia is going to help ease him into the Olympics but right now the Czechs are throwin' it pretty well right now
February 11, 2026 at 7:00 PM
Danny Casper doesn't quite have the feel yet. He's throwing heavy. A team like Czechia is going to help ease him into the Olympics but right now the Czechs are throwin' it pretty well right now
Team Casper hive engage
February 11, 2026 at 5:59 PM
Team Casper hive engage
A complete list of 2026 Olympic curlers playing both mixed doubles and mens/womens
Brett Gallant 🇨🇦 (second)
Bruce Mouat 🇬🇧 (skip)
Amos Mosaner 🇮🇹 (third)
Rasmus Wranå 🇸🇪(second)
Yannick Schwaller 🇨🇭(skip)
Jennifer Dodds 🇬🇧 (third)
Stefania Constantini 🇮🇹 (skip)
Cory Thiesse 🇺🇸 (third)
Brett Gallant 🇨🇦 (second)
Bruce Mouat 🇬🇧 (skip)
Amos Mosaner 🇮🇹 (third)
Rasmus Wranå 🇸🇪(second)
Yannick Schwaller 🇨🇭(skip)
Jennifer Dodds 🇬🇧 (third)
Stefania Constantini 🇮🇹 (skip)
Cory Thiesse 🇺🇸 (third)
February 11, 2026 at 3:17 PM
A complete list of 2026 Olympic curlers playing both mixed doubles and mens/womens
Brett Gallant 🇨🇦 (second)
Bruce Mouat 🇬🇧 (skip)
Amos Mosaner 🇮🇹 (third)
Rasmus Wranå 🇸🇪(second)
Yannick Schwaller 🇨🇭(skip)
Jennifer Dodds 🇬🇧 (third)
Stefania Constantini 🇮🇹 (skip)
Cory Thiesse 🇺🇸 (third)
Brett Gallant 🇨🇦 (second)
Bruce Mouat 🇬🇧 (skip)
Amos Mosaner 🇮🇹 (third)
Rasmus Wranå 🇸🇪(second)
Yannick Schwaller 🇨🇭(skip)
Jennifer Dodds 🇬🇧 (third)
Stefania Constantini 🇮🇹 (skip)
Cory Thiesse 🇺🇸 (third)
I know you all loved Cory and Korey and now I hope you channel that into loving Team Casper as much as I do. They're goddamn adorable www.npr.org/2026/02/11/n...
America's Gen Z curlers bring new ways to traditional sport
At the U.S. Curling Olympic Trials, a team of Gen Z curlers usurped the long reigning champions in a big upset. A profile of Team Casper, who's bringing swagger, limber knees, and a some new sensibili...
www.npr.org
February 11, 2026 at 1:10 PM
I know you all loved Cory and Korey and now I hope you channel that into loving Team Casper as much as I do. They're goddamn adorable www.npr.org/2026/02/11/n...
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Isabella Wranå won gold for curling, but should've for this video
February 11, 2026 at 1:09 AM
Isabella Wranå won gold for curling, but should've for this video
Timeline is showing me pictures of Bad Bunny today and Justin Verlander 20 years ago and corporate wants me to find the differences in them
February 11, 2026 at 2:00 AM
Timeline is showing me pictures of Bad Bunny today and Justin Verlander 20 years ago and corporate wants me to find the differences in them
It’s worth it for Baba Is You alone but theres also a Frasier RPG?
The No ICE in Minnesota Charity Bundle has officially LAUNCHED!
There are 1,439 games to discover for a $10+ donation to Immigrant Law Center of Minnesota!
Purchase the bundle here: itch.io/b/3484/no-ic...
There are 1,439 games to discover for a $10+ donation to Immigrant Law Center of Minnesota!
Purchase the bundle here: itch.io/b/3484/no-ic...
February 11, 2026 at 1:54 AM
It’s worth it for Baba Is You alone but theres also a Frasier RPG?
Bella was not perfect on two shots:
last throw, end 3: guard overcurled a little
1st throw, end 7: draw was a foot heavy
last throw, end 3: guard overcurled a little
1st throw, end 7: draw was a foot heavy
February 10, 2026 at 9:31 PM
Bella was not perfect on two shots:
last throw, end 3: guard overcurled a little
1st throw, end 7: draw was a foot heavy
last throw, end 3: guard overcurled a little
1st throw, end 7: draw was a foot heavy
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This was Detroit's starting lineup the day Justin Verlander made his debut for the Tigers
February 10, 2026 at 6:37 PM
This was Detroit's starting lineup the day Justin Verlander made his debut for the Tigers
super proud that this blog made it all the way to 2026; not what I pictured 17 years ago when I started it
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February 10, 2026 at 8:31 PM
super proud that this blog made it all the way to 2026; not what I pictured 17 years ago when I started it
We need independent voices to continue publishing and posting about the things we are passionate about. Not everything will be or should be a cash cannon
We need independent voices to continue publishing and posting about the things we are passionate about. Not everything will be or should be a cash cannon
happy for Sweden, but last year we gave Isabella Wranå four free toques that they were handing out at the gates and WE WANT THEM BACK
February 10, 2026 at 6:54 PM
happy for Sweden, but last year we gave Isabella Wranå four free toques that they were handing out at the gates and WE WANT THEM BACK
Bella shot 97 percent and it felt like 157 percent
Really great game. Isabella was almost literally perfect. Tough to beat.
February 10, 2026 at 6:53 PM
Bella shot 97 percent and it felt like 157 percent
couldn't have asked for a better game. the last couple ends were shaky but the coreys played so well to the finish
USA's first silver in curling
first USA woman curling medalist
loved every minute of it
mens/womens starts tomorrow
USA's first silver in curling
first USA woman curling medalist
loved every minute of it
mens/womens starts tomorrow
February 10, 2026 at 6:46 PM
couldn't have asked for a better game. the last couple ends were shaky but the coreys played so well to the finish
USA's first silver in curling
first USA woman curling medalist
loved every minute of it
mens/womens starts tomorrow
USA's first silver in curling
first USA woman curling medalist
loved every minute of it
mens/womens starts tomorrow
NOT NOW, BASEBALL NEWS
February 10, 2026 at 6:39 PM
NOT NOW, BASEBALL NEWS
messy, messy 8th end
February 10, 2026 at 6:38 PM
messy, messy 8th end
Shelley Dropkin BPM is S-tier levels of calmness
February 10, 2026 at 6:35 PM
Shelley Dropkin BPM is S-tier levels of calmness
huge shot. Korey is back
February 10, 2026 at 6:26 PM
huge shot. Korey is back
one of the finickiest pet peeves in the curling world! unfortunately the handles are what they are, and some teams prefer one set of stones over the other
Curling really needs to help the spectator and not have Sweden playing red against USA playing yellow. There should be no draw in these cases.
February 10, 2026 at 6:18 PM
one of the finickiest pet peeves in the curling world! unfortunately the handles are what they are, and some teams prefer one set of stones over the other