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Baseball Prospectus sentence generator, Great Lakes Curling Association president
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@suss2hyphens.bsky.social
· Jan 5
hey: the Olympics are next month. I'm the president of a regional curling assocation. if you need someone on your show/podcast to discuss curling, particuarly its growth, popularity, culture, and community ties in the USA, I can find someone or, gasp, appear on it myself
suss2hyphens at gmail
suss2hyphens at gmail
We curlers don’t call a win on the last shot a “walk off” but I see American media doing it, whatever, we don’t have a name for it because it’s a fairly routine way to win
February 15, 2026 at 9:31 PM
We curlers don’t call a win on the last shot a “walk off” but I see American media doing it, whatever, we don’t have a name for it because it’s a fairly routine way to win
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USA had a 5-0 lead, Norway brought it back level but the US with the 🔨 gets the win on their final stone
February 15, 2026 at 8:53 PM
USA had a 5-0 lead, Norway brought it back level but the US with the 🔨 gets the win on their final stone
Danny Casper, the unfriendliest ghost you know when trying to steal 👻 👻
February 15, 2026 at 6:53 PM
Danny Casper, the unfriendliest ghost you know when trying to steal 👻 👻
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can they pop it back in, or?
February 15, 2026 at 5:36 PM
can they pop it back in, or?
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God bless the Dutch for this
February 15, 2026 at 5:08 PM
God bless the Dutch for this
So who’s down for a USA-Denmark women’s curling gold medal game
February 15, 2026 at 4:17 PM
So who’s down for a USA-Denmark women’s curling gold medal game
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Wheels coming completely off for Italy women’s curling. I didn’t expect them to medal but they haven’t even won a game yet. Crowd is totally out of it
Their NGB messed with the lineup and it shows
Their NGB messed with the lineup and it shows
February 15, 2026 at 2:48 PM
Wheels coming completely off for Italy women’s curling. I didn’t expect them to medal but they haven’t even won a game yet. Crowd is totally out of it
Their NGB messed with the lineup and it shows
Their NGB messed with the lineup and it shows
I got tickets to see Women’s Skeleton. The metal band, not the Olympic event
February 15, 2026 at 2:34 AM
I got tickets to see Women’s Skeleton. The metal band, not the Olympic event
Switzerland says they saw Canada do it again
February 15, 2026 at 1:07 AM
Switzerland says they saw Canada do it again
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this sequence in the U.S. women’s curling match was pure cinema
February 14, 2026 at 7:03 PM
this sequence in the U.S. women’s curling match was pure cinema
We made it
Self-Portrait (rotated), potential sketch for The Creation of Adam, by Michelangelo, late 15th//early 16th c
February 14, 2026 at 11:44 PM
We made it
Readers, I’m stunned
February 14, 2026 at 9:18 PM
Readers, I’m stunned
We secretly body-switched Tabitha Peterson and Rachel Homan. Let’s see if anyone notices
February 14, 2026 at 8:41 PM
We secretly body-switched Tabitha Peterson and Rachel Homan. Let’s see if anyone notices
“drag effect” mentioned!
(Not the Windy City Curling Club LGBTQ+ bonspiel of the same name)
(Not the Windy City Curling Club LGBTQ+ bonspiel of the same name)
February 14, 2026 at 7:35 PM
“drag effect” mentioned!
(Not the Windy City Curling Club LGBTQ+ bonspiel of the same name)
(Not the Windy City Curling Club LGBTQ+ bonspiel of the same name)
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"Nevermind I'm dumb"
No you're not my sweet angel
No you're not my sweet angel
February 14, 2026 at 2:40 PM
"Nevermind I'm dumb"
No you're not my sweet angel
No you're not my sweet angel
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Here's where I rank the "Marc Kennedy doing a little tippy-tappy a centimeter over the the hog line" big curling rules story in the grand scheme of sports infractions on a scale of "Does it meaningfully impact the game" vs. "Do the officials consistently always call a penalty"
February 14, 2026 at 2:47 PM
Here's where I rank the "Marc Kennedy doing a little tippy-tappy a centimeter over the the hog line" big curling rules story in the grand scheme of sports infractions on a scale of "Does it meaningfully impact the game" vs. "Do the officials consistently always call a penalty"
I expected everyone to love Aidan Oldenburg, I did not expect him to also be the best throwing lead through 3.5 games
February 14, 2026 at 2:32 PM
I expected everyone to love Aidan Oldenburg, I did not expect him to also be the best throwing lead through 3.5 games
The boys are LOOSE this morning
February 14, 2026 at 1:34 PM
The boys are LOOSE this morning
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Pretty decent first end 👻 👻 👻 👻
February 14, 2026 at 1:19 PM
Pretty decent first end 👻 👻 👻 👻
I’m sorry, Homan lost AGAIN?
To WHOM?
To WHOM?
February 14, 2026 at 1:02 PM
I’m sorry, Homan lost AGAIN?
To WHOM?
To WHOM?