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Suss-- 🥌 @suss2hyphens.bsky.social · 1h

forcing the other team to use their lefty, except it's working (and he's also slumping against righties this series)

Suss-- 🥌 @suss2hyphens.bsky.social · 2h

Kerry Carpenter, regular season:
130 games
pulled for a sub 42 times
was a sub 21 times

Kerry Carpenter, 2024 postseason
7 games
pulled for a sub 3 times
was a sub 3 times

Kerry Carpenter, 2025 postseason
7 games
pulled for a sub 0 times
was a sub 0 times

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Suss-- 🥌 @suss2hyphens.bsky.social · 4h

david ortiz is the platonic ideal of poochie

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Justin Klugh @justinklugh.bsky.social · 4h

BROADCASTER: [Voice shaking] They killed him. The Phillies killed Clayton Kershaw. All he's got now is his ring, millions of dollars, and some personal beliefs no one wants to talk about. Oh god the Phanatic is unhinging his snoot and devouring him like a boa. Why is he even here

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Chris Jackson @chriscjackson.bsky.social · 14h

Clayton Kershaw once the postseason arrives

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Suss-- 🥌 @suss2hyphens.bsky.social · 4h

the wikipedia article doesn't list any of his other coaching experience?

Suss-- 🥌 @suss2hyphens.bsky.social · 5h

the girlfriend of one of the founders of antifa

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ℳatt @matttomic.bsky.social · 6h

A happy chihuahua respectfully observing a moment of silence for a white nationalist podcaster

An angry barking chihuahua reacting to O Canada

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Suss-- 🥌 @suss2hyphens.bsky.social · 14h

Kershaw is so homophobic he doesn’t even think two strikes should be thrown together

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Suss-- 🥌 @suss2hyphens.bsky.social · 15h

Thinking of all the Yankees fans who haven’t seen their team win a World Series in 16 years. Our hearts are with you 🙏 ❤️‍🩹

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actioncookBOOk @actioncookbook.com · 16h

me every time they show Yankees fans despondent as their team trails in an elimination game

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Suss-- 🥌 @suss2hyphens.bsky.social · 16h

Jon Arbuckle drinking the cup and the vet saying “Congratulations Mr. Schneider”

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Bowling Green Curling Club 🥌 @bgcurlingclub.com · 16h

Northwest Ohioans: Want to try curling?

Learn to Curl sessions begin October 20 and space is limited! $40 for a two-hour instructed session. Adaptive curling options available too. Have the time of your life this winter!

bgcurlingclub.com/index.php/ev...

curling ice. some people are playing curling, and there is a giant pink heart with a face smiling and pointing. The caption says "THIS COULD BE YOU AT BGCC!"

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Suss-- 🥌 @suss2hyphens.bsky.social · 17h

the founder of antifa's girlfriend, or "jantifa" as we like to call her,

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Suss-- 🥌 @suss2hyphens.bsky.social · 19h

AJ Pierzynski walked into sport clips and said “give me the JD Vance”

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Suss-- 🥌 @suss2hyphens.bsky.social · 20h

They have timing

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Suss-- 🥌 @suss2hyphens.bsky.social · 20h

Funniest. Team.

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Suss-- 🥌 @suss2hyphens.bsky.social · 20h

josh naylor is like a damn armos statue

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Suss-- 🥌 @suss2hyphens.bsky.social · 20h

honest question: beisbolcats?

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Suss-- 🥌 @suss2hyphens.bsky.social · 21h

I won't be selfish, he's really jah-our jones

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Suss-- 🥌 @suss2hyphens.bsky.social · 21h

I wouldn't say we'd be missing it

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Suss-- 🥌 @suss2hyphens.bsky.social · 21h

holton hears a boo

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Chris Turner @chrislturner.bsky.social · 23h

he’s of course referring to former South Florida running back Sharia Law, who ran for 197 yards and three touchdowns in a 65-27 win over Tuberville’s Cincinnati team in 2015

Jamie Dupree @jamiedupree.bsky.social · 23h

Let's check in on the Senate floor where Sen. Tommy Tuberville R-AL is now speaking

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Suss-- 🥌 @suss2hyphens.bsky.social · 22h

calzone with a little dent in the middle

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Levi Weaver, but for baseball @threetwoeephus.bsky.social · 22h

In the roughly 80+ years since the invention of batting helmets, America has been involved in one world war.

That’s the same amount of world wars they participated in over the previous 160+ years.

So batting helmets cause a ~100% increase in world wars.

Just a lil idea for the next google ai ad.

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