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· Jan 5
hey: the Olympics are next month. I'm the president of a regional curling assocation. if you need someone on your show/podcast to discuss curling, particuarly its growth, popularity, culture, and community ties in the USA, I can find someone or, gasp, appear on it myself
suss2hyphens at gmail
suss2hyphens at gmail
slamming your broom in the middle of the sheet after a miss should be the biggest scandal in the game
February 17, 2026 at 3:36 PM
slamming your broom in the middle of the sheet after a miss should be the biggest scandal in the game
good statement win by USA against Denmark, a team that has looked brilliant at times, but had trouble reading the ice
no go watch Canada-Sweden in the 10th if you want to see a goddamn end of curling
no go watch Canada-Sweden in the 10th if you want to see a goddamn end of curling
February 17, 2026 at 3:18 PM
good statement win by USA against Denmark, a team that has looked brilliant at times, but had trouble reading the ice
no go watch Canada-Sweden in the 10th if you want to see a goddamn end of curling
no go watch Canada-Sweden in the 10th if you want to see a goddamn end of curling
seeing a video of the colorado rockies doing some floor curling on this olympics curling broadcast is such great exposure for the colorado rockies
February 17, 2026 at 2:58 PM
seeing a video of the colorado rockies doing some floor curling on this olympics curling broadcast is such great exposure for the colorado rockies
oh, #TheyTexturedTheStones this morning
halfway through a championship, ice makers will sand the running surfaces of the stones to give them more curl
the first couple draws, the stones act differently and some teams will struggle to adjust. may have been what happened to USA this morning
halfway through a championship, ice makers will sand the running surfaces of the stones to give them more curl
the first couple draws, the stones act differently and some teams will struggle to adjust. may have been what happened to USA this morning
February 17, 2026 at 1:39 PM
oh, #TheyTexturedTheStones this morning
halfway through a championship, ice makers will sand the running surfaces of the stones to give them more curl
the first couple draws, the stones act differently and some teams will struggle to adjust. may have been what happened to USA this morning
halfway through a championship, ice makers will sand the running surfaces of the stones to give them more curl
the first couple draws, the stones act differently and some teams will struggle to adjust. may have been what happened to USA this morning
ick. Danny Casper learned that One Bad End can pretty much destroy an otherwise good game
that was a game they could afford to lose though. It comes down to the game against Italy later today
that was a game they could afford to lose though. It comes down to the game against Italy later today
February 17, 2026 at 1:15 PM
ick. Danny Casper learned that One Bad End can pretty much destroy an otherwise good game
that was a game they could afford to lose though. It comes down to the game against Italy later today
that was a game they could afford to lose though. It comes down to the game against Italy later today
Snac Veen
February 17, 2026 at 3:00 AM
Snac Veen
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February 16, 2026 at 9:38 PM
another quirk some teams employ is that the skip does not *have* to throw fourth. Three such teams the Olympics: both Swiss teams (skip throws third) and the Scottish women. In the women's case the skip throws *lead* stones
February 16, 2026 at 7:49 PM
another quirk some teams employ is that the skip does not *have* to throw fourth. Three such teams the Olympics: both Swiss teams (skip throws third) and the Scottish women. In the women's case the skip throws *lead* stones
did John Epping hack the telestrator
February 16, 2026 at 7:40 PM
did John Epping hack the telestrator
not tabitha's best start. the triple for 4 was worth the risk but the shot was missed the wrong way
February 16, 2026 at 7:09 PM
not tabitha's best start. the triple for 4 was worth the risk but the shot was missed the wrong way
So with losses by Italy and GBR, USA mens curling moves up to third place (and owns the tiebreaker against Norway.) I've highlighted the last three games they have. Top four make the playoffs
February 16, 2026 at 3:56 PM
So with losses by Italy and GBR, USA mens curling moves up to third place (and owns the tiebreaker against Norway.) I've highlighted the last three games they have. Top four make the playoffs
Magnus Ramsfjell! what a throw in the 10th to win. Great Britain/Mouat at three losses, hard to believe
February 16, 2026 at 3:47 PM
Magnus Ramsfjell! what a throw in the 10th to win. Great Britain/Mouat at three losses, hard to believe
the two types of people you meet in czechia
February 16, 2026 at 1:49 PM
the two types of people you meet in czechia
tyler george making the case for why blank ends are not boring (because they are caused by incredible shots), as he is commentating GBR-NOR
February 16, 2026 at 1:25 PM
tyler george making the case for why blank ends are not boring (because they are caused by incredible shots), as he is commentating GBR-NOR
light curling day for the Americans. Women had a bye, men have a bye, women play winless Italy later today
February 16, 2026 at 1:10 PM
light curling day for the Americans. Women had a bye, men have a bye, women play winless Italy later today
rachel homan is officially back
February 16, 2026 at 1:07 PM
rachel homan is officially back
Look at what Ellie Kam and Danny O’Shea and their coach were watching at the gym
February 16, 2026 at 1:13 AM
Look at what Ellie Kam and Danny O’Shea and their coach were watching at the gym
We curlers don’t call a win on the last shot a “walk off” but I see American media doing it, whatever, we don’t have a name for it because it’s a fairly routine way to win
February 15, 2026 at 9:31 PM
We curlers don’t call a win on the last shot a “walk off” but I see American media doing it, whatever, we don’t have a name for it because it’s a fairly routine way to win
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USA had a 5-0 lead, Norway brought it back level but the US with the 🔨 gets the win on their final stone
February 15, 2026 at 8:53 PM
USA had a 5-0 lead, Norway brought it back level but the US with the 🔨 gets the win on their final stone
Danny Casper, the unfriendliest ghost you know when trying to steal 👻 👻
February 15, 2026 at 6:53 PM
Danny Casper, the unfriendliest ghost you know when trying to steal 👻 👻
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can they pop it back in, or?
February 15, 2026 at 5:36 PM
can they pop it back in, or?
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God bless the Dutch for this
February 15, 2026 at 5:08 PM
God bless the Dutch for this
So who’s down for a USA-Denmark women’s curling gold medal game
February 15, 2026 at 4:17 PM
So who’s down for a USA-Denmark women’s curling gold medal game