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Baseball Prospectus sentence generator, Great Lakes Curling Association president
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· Jan 5
hey: the Olympics are next month. I'm the president of a regional curling assocation. if you need someone on your show/podcast to discuss curling, particuarly its growth, popularity, culture, and community ties in the USA, I can find someone or, gasp, appear on it myself
suss2hyphens at gmail
suss2hyphens at gmail
Look at what Ellie Kam and Danny O’Shea and their coach were watching at the gym
February 16, 2026 at 1:13 AM
Look at what Ellie Kam and Danny O’Shea and their coach were watching at the gym
We curlers don’t call a win on the last shot a “walk off” but I see American media doing it, whatever, we don’t have a name for it because it’s a fairly routine way to win
February 15, 2026 at 9:31 PM
We curlers don’t call a win on the last shot a “walk off” but I see American media doing it, whatever, we don’t have a name for it because it’s a fairly routine way to win
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USA had a 5-0 lead, Norway brought it back level but the US with the 🔨 gets the win on their final stone
February 15, 2026 at 8:53 PM
USA had a 5-0 lead, Norway brought it back level but the US with the 🔨 gets the win on their final stone
Danny Casper, the unfriendliest ghost you know when trying to steal 👻 👻
February 15, 2026 at 6:53 PM
Danny Casper, the unfriendliest ghost you know when trying to steal 👻 👻
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can they pop it back in, or?
February 15, 2026 at 5:36 PM
can they pop it back in, or?
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God bless the Dutch for this
February 15, 2026 at 5:08 PM
God bless the Dutch for this
So who’s down for a USA-Denmark women’s curling gold medal game
February 15, 2026 at 4:17 PM
So who’s down for a USA-Denmark women’s curling gold medal game
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Wheels coming completely off for Italy women’s curling. I didn’t expect them to medal but they haven’t even won a game yet. Crowd is totally out of it
Their NGB messed with the lineup and it shows
Their NGB messed with the lineup and it shows
February 15, 2026 at 2:48 PM
Wheels coming completely off for Italy women’s curling. I didn’t expect them to medal but they haven’t even won a game yet. Crowd is totally out of it
Their NGB messed with the lineup and it shows
Their NGB messed with the lineup and it shows
I got tickets to see Women’s Skeleton. The metal band, not the Olympic event
February 15, 2026 at 2:34 AM
I got tickets to see Women’s Skeleton. The metal band, not the Olympic event
Switzerland says they saw Canada do it again
February 15, 2026 at 1:07 AM
Switzerland says they saw Canada do it again
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this sequence in the U.S. women’s curling match was pure cinema
February 14, 2026 at 7:03 PM
this sequence in the U.S. women’s curling match was pure cinema
We made it
Self-Portrait (rotated), potential sketch for The Creation of Adam, by Michelangelo, late 15th//early 16th c
February 14, 2026 at 11:44 PM
We made it
Readers, I’m stunned
February 14, 2026 at 9:18 PM
Readers, I’m stunned
We secretly body-switched Tabitha Peterson and Rachel Homan. Let’s see if anyone notices
February 14, 2026 at 8:41 PM
We secretly body-switched Tabitha Peterson and Rachel Homan. Let’s see if anyone notices
“drag effect” mentioned!
(Not the Windy City Curling Club LGBTQ+ bonspiel of the same name)
(Not the Windy City Curling Club LGBTQ+ bonspiel of the same name)
February 14, 2026 at 7:35 PM
“drag effect” mentioned!
(Not the Windy City Curling Club LGBTQ+ bonspiel of the same name)
(Not the Windy City Curling Club LGBTQ+ bonspiel of the same name)
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"Nevermind I'm dumb"
No you're not my sweet angel
No you're not my sweet angel
February 14, 2026 at 2:40 PM
"Nevermind I'm dumb"
No you're not my sweet angel
No you're not my sweet angel
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Here's where I rank the "Marc Kennedy doing a little tippy-tappy a centimeter over the the hog line" big curling rules story in the grand scheme of sports infractions on a scale of "Does it meaningfully impact the game" vs. "Do the officials consistently always call a penalty"
February 14, 2026 at 2:47 PM
Here's where I rank the "Marc Kennedy doing a little tippy-tappy a centimeter over the the hog line" big curling rules story in the grand scheme of sports infractions on a scale of "Does it meaningfully impact the game" vs. "Do the officials consistently always call a penalty"
I expected everyone to love Aidan Oldenburg, I did not expect him to also be the best throwing lead through 3.5 games
February 14, 2026 at 2:32 PM
I expected everyone to love Aidan Oldenburg, I did not expect him to also be the best throwing lead through 3.5 games
The boys are LOOSE this morning
February 14, 2026 at 1:34 PM
The boys are LOOSE this morning
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Pretty decent first end 👻 👻 👻 👻
February 14, 2026 at 1:19 PM
Pretty decent first end 👻 👻 👻 👻