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Craig Calcaterra
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I write Cup of Coffee, a daily baseball, politics, entertainment, and nonsense newsletter: https://www.cupofcoffeenews.com/
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Cup of Coffee Newsletter
A daily baseball, politics, entertainment, and nonsense newsletter
www.cupofcoffeenews.com
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NBC Sports Digital is hiring a sports reporter/editor (temporary from Jan. 2026 through mid-July 2026) www.linkedin.com/jobs/view/43...
November 26, 2025 at 10:20 PM
For anyone who needs to know it: those clamshell packs of fresh herbs you get at the grocery store make 3TB of chopped herbs. And the one who needs to know it is me, because I forget each year and always buy more herbs than I need. Maybe writing it down here will help me remember for next year.
November 26, 2025 at 5:19 PM
Imagine if your partner left you for the autocomplete function. bsky.app/profile/junl...
one of the more bleak aspects of ai chatbots is it’s starting to blow up real marriages
November 26, 2025 at 3:14 PM
Reposted by Craig Calcaterra
I think we can safely say that the Leavitt's brother called ICE on his ex, the mother of his child, and I have to say: I have no desire to respect, find common ground or share the country with these monsters.
“After Ferreira was detained, Dos Santos Rodrigues said Michael Leavitt Sr. and his father, Bob Leavitt, reached out to her.”

“‘They just kept saying, ‘Tell her to self-deport,’” she recalled. “Self-deport to where? Brazil is not her home.’” www.bostonglobe.com/2025/11/26/m...
‘Brazil is not her home.’ Mother of Karoline Leavitt’s nephew, brought to US as child, detained by ICE. - The Boston Globe
Bruna Ferreira, 33, was brought to the United States as a child in 1998. She is now in removal proceedings in Louisiana.
www.bostonglobe.com
November 26, 2025 at 2:54 PM
Reposted by Craig Calcaterra
RIP to your mom
November 26, 2025 at 2:45 PM
I can feel the rage of the guy in the green car all the way over here on the other side of the world. bsky.app/profile/anne...
So this happened in Oslo yesterday. Four articulated buses got stuck in a roundabout.
November 26, 2025 at 2:13 PM
I think he and Scott Boras have the same writers. bsky.app/profile/atru...
November 26, 2025 at 2:08 PM
I'm gonna guess I'm the only person on the planet who, in the space of two days this week, wrote about Serpentor twice.
November 26, 2025 at 1:57 PM
Today's newsletter: Sonny Gray to Boston, the pre-arb bonuses, a minor signing, a couple of books by Cup of Coffee subscribers, the plot to spring Bolsonaro, "Rush Hour 4," more Serpentor, and an AI Thanksgiving.

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Cup of Coffee: November 26, 2025
Sonny Gray to Boston, the pre-arb bonuses, a minor signing, a couple of books by Cup of Coffee subscribers, the plot to spring Bolsonaro, "Rush Hour 4," more Serpentor, and an AI Thanksgiving
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November 26, 2025 at 1:57 PM
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November 26, 2025 at 12:19 PM
Today's newsletter is out!

Inside: Sonny Gray to Boston, the pre-arb bonuses, a minor signing, a couple of books by Cup of Coffee subscribers, the plot to spring Bolsonaro, "Rush Hour 4," more Serpentor, and an AI Thanksgiving.

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Cup of Coffee: November 26, 2025
Sonny Gray to Boston, the pre-arb bonuses, a minor signing, a couple of books by Cup of Coffee subscribers, the plot to spring Bolsonaro, "Rush Hour 4," more Serpentor, and an AI Thanksgiving
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November 26, 2025 at 11:34 AM
Anyone else watch the first, like, 45 minutes of "If I had legs I'd kick you" and become so overwhelmed with anxiety that you had to stop watching it?
November 26, 2025 at 1:54 AM
I'm like 90% sure I had a case opposite this guy when he and I were but young lawyers 20 years ago. If he is the one I'm thinking of, and I think he is, I found him to be an unctuous d-bag. Guess he was worse than that. www.dispatch.com/story/news/l...
Delaware County judge accused of sexually assaulting assistant prosecutor
Delaware County Common Pleas Court James Schuck is accused of stalking an assistant prosecutor and pressuring her for sex.
www.dispatch.com
November 26, 2025 at 1:36 AM
Wading into the pie discourse
November 25, 2025 at 8:40 PM
Not the point of course, but if someone suggested reading a poem before dessert at my family's Thanksgiving dinner someone would ask them what the fuck their problem was and then they'd be called "Walt Fuckin' Whitman" every Thanksgiving for the rest of their days. bsky.app/profile/alex...
This is so soulless, I can't stand it. We have BRAINS. We can USE THEM.
November 25, 2025 at 6:50 PM
Not gonna lie: if I was an autocratic leader who had the CEOs of tech and entertainment companies willing to kiss my ass I'd totally order the creation of "Zero Effect 2."
November 25, 2025 at 5:57 PM
Thiel is and always has been J.D. Vance's real spiritual father. If Thiel told Vance to handle snakes or commit human sacrifice he'd do it.

Leo should excommunicate him just for laffs.

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In leaked audio recordings, Peter Thiel reveals he told JD Vance to ignore Pope Leo XIV on moral issues, including the development of ethical AI. He also suggested the American pope was a tool of the Antichrist.
NEW: JD Vance’s Top Donor Suggests Pope Leo XIV is Antichrist
In a leaked lecture, Peter Thiel says he’s urged Vance to ignore the pope on moral questions — and simply pray for him.
www.thelettersfromleo.com
November 25, 2025 at 5:09 PM
Fun thing about Ohio: if a cop shoots someone, regardless of the circumstances, the government takes the position that the cop was a crime victim and their identities are not revealed. Now our Supreme Court has affirmed this.
November 25, 2025 at 2:40 PM
Realizing that if I tell my parents that, this year, fuck it, I'm just getting Thai takeout for Thanksgiving I (a) will not have to spend two days cooking; and (b) will get a few weeks of peace around the holidays due to the silent treatment they'll give me. Really failing to see any downsides here.
November 25, 2025 at 2:26 PM
If I were president I'd order a drone strike on the turkey.
November 25, 2025 at 1:58 PM
Both of my kids have had school assignments, in high school and in college, in which they're asked to talk to someone who was alive/adult when x, y, z event happened and get their take on the event in question. I don't remember having such assignments in my day, but woof, it makes me feel old.
November 25, 2025 at 1:52 PM
The good news: the president has pardoned the turkey.

The bad news: two hours later the turkey was arrested for running a ponzi scheme and committing acts of gross sexual imposition.
November 25, 2025 at 1:38 PM
Where did the turkey get $1 million?

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November 25, 2025 at 1:37 PM
Today's newsletter: The Rockies have a permanent manager, Hal Steinbrenner cries poor, baseball's Golden Ticket, the Wall Street Journal is warning of an AI bubble, the 100 best comedy movies of all time, and an inspiring guest post.

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Cup of Coffee: November 25, 2025
The Rockies have a permanent manager, Hal Steinbrenner cries poor, baseball's Golden Ticket, the Wall Street Journal is warning of an AI bubble, the 100 best comedy movies of all time, and an inspirin...
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November 25, 2025 at 1:35 PM