Jake (Real)
@jakemhs.bsky.social
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jakemhs.bsky.social
Mets fans of a certain age, don't think about the walk
jamessmyth621.bsky.social
37 MLB postseason series-clinching walk-offs

14 singles
13 home runs
3 doubles
2 sacrifice flies
2 wild pitches
1 walk
1 groundout/error on throw for DP
1 error last night stathead.com/tiny/sCaQT
jakemhs.bsky.social
If my dumb cat hadn't eaten tinsel and cost me $Texas I could probably justify this
jakemhs.bsky.social
Me trying to talk my wife into spending $400 on tickets
jakemhs.bsky.social
Just eat a banana you beautiful idiot
ericstephen.bsky.social
Glasnow said he started feeling cramping in the 3rd or 4th inning but “I just tried to put it out of my mind.”
jakemhs.bsky.social
The thing about Zohran Mamdani is that he's never claimed to be from a hardscrabble background. He grew up comfortable and wants the same for others. I'm not sure why this is difficult for our finest political minds to grasp.
jakemhs.bsky.social
Does he know the subway and bus are the same price?
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ganondalf.bsky.social
this is a great time to raise awareness of the fact that Paradise by the Dashboard Light should not have featured a play at the plate since there were two outs
jakemhs.bsky.social
Have you confirmed he's alive
jakemhs.bsky.social
Well yeah, a core tenet of fandom is "only WE are allowed to be negative about our team"
craigcalcaterra.bsky.social
Commenter today pretty much nailed it: "Online fandom seems to be build on believing your team will lose and being annoyed when the media says your team will lose."
jakemhs.bsky.social
Work villain announcement: someone keeps flushing paper towels and destroying the men's room
jakemhs.bsky.social
Republicans are defined by getting forever mad about things that everyone else stopped thinking about years ago.
jamellebouie.net
this really is all just about resentment over obama being given the prize
atrupar.com
BARTIROMO: On your point about the Nobel Peace Prize, do you think maybe the reason Trump won't get it is because you had to get the application in before Jan. 31, and that was only 11 days into his term?

SCALISE: Look, they can play technicalities. They gave it to Obama for just getting elected.
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jakemhs.bsky.social
that's why it's the best sport
celebrityhottub.bsky.social
baseball can turn on astounding feats of athleticism and "oh no that guy just drove up the off ramp" in equal measure
jakemhs.bsky.social
That is just brutal for Kerkering and I want to hug him
jakemhs.bsky.social
Welllllll that's a rough one, sorry Philly friends
jakemhs.bsky.social
Baseball is fun. We do this for fun.
jakemhs.bsky.social
I am going to find and fight the Marlins Man cosplay guy
jakemhs.bsky.social
Need a Phillies fans vibe check
jakemhs.bsky.social
Let's not bring Les Mis into this OK
razzball.bsky.social
Excited to watch the Conservatives Only Super Bowl halftime show starring Lee Greenwood belting out Trump’s favorite songs from Les Mis followed by the My Pillow Guy drunkenly ranting in his car
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jakemhs.bsky.social
If Kid Rock played stuff from the Bawidtaba era I'd watch, I'm not made of stone
jakemhs.bsky.social
The one thing I know about guns is All Guns Are Always Loaded
julietterihl.bsky.social
I don’t usually cover breaking news, but this story is truly wild.

A pastor in central PA brought an AR-15 to church and pointed it at people during his sermon. Gun safety experts and internet commentators are, predictably, not happy!

(Paywall free link below)

www.pennlive.com/news/2025/10...
Dauphin County pastor under fire for pointing assault-style rifle during sermon
In a move experts called a serious safety violation, he pointed the unloaded weapon at churchgoers, while asking for a 'violent action of faith.'
www.pennlive.com
jakemhs.bsky.social
It is so god damn weird to realize how many people get hopping mad when they hear another language
jsweetli.bsky.social
First option for musical genre is “anything in English”