derek van vliet
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derek van vliet
@derek.bike
· Dec 18
Petition to make The Hand That Feeds Americas National anthem
still thinking about this
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in 2016 i made an edit of a dilbert comic and scott adams got so mad he blocked me and then blogged about it
January 13, 2026 at 5:13 PM
in 2016 i made an edit of a dilbert comic and scott adams got so mad he blocked me and then blogged about it
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This is Minneapolis:
Walk into my neighborhood ACE last night & see the signage on their door notifying fed agents that it’s private property and cannot be used for immigration enforcement. These signs are all over the city.
Walk in & the nearest shelf has goggles & whistles.
Walk into my neighborhood ACE last night & see the signage on their door notifying fed agents that it’s private property and cannot be used for immigration enforcement. These signs are all over the city.
Walk in & the nearest shelf has goggles & whistles.
January 13, 2026 at 4:38 PM
This is Minneapolis:
Walk into my neighborhood ACE last night & see the signage on their door notifying fed agents that it’s private property and cannot be used for immigration enforcement. These signs are all over the city.
Walk in & the nearest shelf has goggles & whistles.
Walk into my neighborhood ACE last night & see the signage on their door notifying fed agents that it’s private property and cannot be used for immigration enforcement. These signs are all over the city.
Walk in & the nearest shelf has goggles & whistles.
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RIP Scott Adams, he would have loved the people who are currently using grok to undress Dogbert
January 13, 2026 at 4:16 PM
RIP Scott Adams, he would have loved the people who are currently using grok to undress Dogbert
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Trans people: "Fix your hearts or die!"
Scott Adams: ok *dies*
Scott Adams: ok *dies*
January 13, 2026 at 3:56 PM
Trans people: "Fix your hearts or die!"
Scott Adams: ok *dies*
Scott Adams: ok *dies*
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my wiiiiiife
There are so many great reasons to visit Baltimore, a city I love, so I hesitate to criticize this well-meaning ad … but that is NOT Thurgood Marshall
January 13, 2026 at 3:05 PM
my wiiiiiife
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i would like to put a house on lorelai
January 13, 2026 at 1:15 PM
i would like to put a house on lorelai
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babybel implies the existence of scarybel, sportybel, gingerbel and poshbel
January 13, 2026 at 4:50 AM
babybel implies the existence of scarybel, sportybel, gingerbel and poshbel
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some say that to love and to be loved is to build a better world, and she took that literally
greatest steam update of all time, because of one unnecessary detail
January 12, 2026 at 11:41 PM
some say that to love and to be loved is to build a better world, and she took that literally
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what it feels like to do anything rn
January 13, 2026 at 12:07 AM
what it feels like to do anything rn
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Government accounts just post like this now and that’s how policy is made
January 12, 2026 at 9:10 PM
Government accounts just post like this now and that’s how policy is made
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it is 2016. the cops have murdered someone in minneapolis. the dem faithfuls say they just need more training.
it is 2020. the cops have murdered someone in minneapolis. the dem faithfuls say they just need more training.
it is 2026. the cops have murdered someone in minneapolis. the dem faithf
it is 2020. the cops have murdered someone in minneapolis. the dem faithfuls say they just need more training.
it is 2026. the cops have murdered someone in minneapolis. the dem faithf
January 12, 2026 at 6:10 PM
it is 2016. the cops have murdered someone in minneapolis. the dem faithfuls say they just need more training.
it is 2020. the cops have murdered someone in minneapolis. the dem faithfuls say they just need more training.
it is 2026. the cops have murdered someone in minneapolis. the dem faithf
it is 2020. the cops have murdered someone in minneapolis. the dem faithfuls say they just need more training.
it is 2026. the cops have murdered someone in minneapolis. the dem faithf
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working on a new button to hand out
January 12, 2026 at 3:54 PM
working on a new button to hand out
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You can say Merry Protein again
January 12, 2026 at 7:57 AM
You can say Merry Protein again
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Wanda Sykes thanks Ricky Gervais for not being there because it means she can accept the award on his behalf... and he's gonna thank God and the trans community (he won, she did) #GoldenGlobes
January 12, 2026 at 3:23 AM
Wanda Sykes thanks Ricky Gervais for not being there because it means she can accept the award on his behalf... and he's gonna thank God and the trans community (he won, she did) #GoldenGlobes
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We used to do real science
January 12, 2026 at 1:59 AM
We used to do real science
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i believe the photographer who is taking the photo is Christopher Katsarov of the Canadian Press, and here is his photo
January 11, 2026 at 8:18 PM
i believe the photographer who is taking the photo is Christopher Katsarov of the Canadian Press, and here is his photo
really excited to hear that New York City is going to produce a sequel to Burnout Paradise
Breaking: Zohran announced today that he will be fixing that one thing that has ambiently pissed you off for like 14 years.
January 11, 2026 at 6:51 PM
really excited to hear that New York City is going to produce a sequel to Burnout Paradise