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derek van vliet
@derek.bike
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@bikesky.social founder, bike picture taker, bagged milk understander, he/him

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it’s so immersive
a monopoly go to jail board space but it says “go to jess”
January 13, 2026 at 2:52 PM
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canadian heritage minutes meme but it has a photo of an ice agent who has slipped on some ice and fallen on his bottom. under the photo it says “a part of our history”
January 12, 2026 at 12:48 AM
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the garbage truck should play a little tune like the ice cream truck does and it should be the mega man 2 opening theme
normal rockwell painting of a working class man standing up in a crowd and saying something bravely
January 6, 2026 at 3:48 PM
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logging on
January 4, 2026 at 2:33 PM
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clair obscur could win goty again by adding support for the rock band drum controller
normal rockwell painting of a working class man standing up in a crowd and saying something bravely
January 3, 2026 at 6:24 PM
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bilbo meme. the first panel is bilbo saying “after all, why not?”. the second panel is him saying “why shouldn't i use the same (bike training) zones for a 4th year”
December 30, 2025 at 9:55 PM
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video of my therapist looking for the intrusive thoughts in my head
December 29, 2025 at 5:00 PM
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you know, i'm something of a pop-tart handler myself
still of willem dafoe wearing a suit outdoors
December 27, 2025 at 4:54 PM
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You will be visited by three spirits.
still of a television broadcast of a tour de france race. it's showing 3 images of Tadej Pogacar against a european city shot from a helicopter. the 3 Tadejs are wearing a yellow cycling jersey, a white jersey with red polka dots and a green jersey
December 25, 2025 at 6:06 PM
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merry christmas, bike enjoyers
photo of a christmas tree ornament which is a christmas tree made from a bicycle chain. the chain links are painted green and the rivets are painted an assortment of colors. it’s hanging on a tree with lights on it
December 25, 2025 at 4:15 PM
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when i see a headline like this, my brain does this to it and now maybe yours will too
article screenshot. the headline is 'Weather gods are not going to deliver': White Christmas unlikely in parts of Canada, but it has been altered to say 'God is not going to deliver': White Christmas unlikely in parts of Canada article screenshot. the headline says The baseball gods are real, and they've cursed the Seattle Mariners, but it has been altered to say God is real, and they’ve cursed the Seattle Mariners article screenshot. the headline says Enter the Gungeon speedrunner gets absolutely demolished by the RNG gods, but it has been changed to say Enter the Gungeon speedrunner gets absolutely demolished by God message board title that says Please risk the wrath of the Dutch Cooking Gods and share your Stroopwafel recipe with me, but it has been changed to say Please risk the wrath of the God and share your Stroopwafel recipe with me
December 23, 2025 at 7:22 PM
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logging on to talk about road safety
December 22, 2025 at 7:28 PM
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we could have light rail that runs efficiently if this didn't happen to Stephen Holyday every time he plays Uno
2 panel meme panel 1 is an anime character holding up a red "Skip a turn" Uno card panel 2 is an anime character reacting as if he has been exposed to an explosion
December 16, 2025 at 9:21 PM
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1 minute earlier
boyfriend meme but the girlfriend has robin williams head (he looks dumbfounded). the boyfriend has ernest's head. and the other girl has snow white's head
December 15, 2025 at 3:47 PM
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he is sovereign but he is just.. a good boy
still of the taco bell dog with a red and white spiral background
December 15, 2025 at 12:41 AM
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i’m joining the war on cars on the side of the war on christmas
article screenshot. headline: These Toronto drivers say they're spreading holiday cheer by wrapping their cars in lights. Police say it's illegal. the subhead reads: To some, it's a harmless bit of fun. But having these lights on your vehicle while it's on the road is illegal — at least on paper. the article features a photo of a man standing next to a pickup truck that is covered in christmas lights
December 14, 2025 at 5:30 PM
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What I post from
photo of a bicycle that has been turned into a reindeer sculpture. the wheels have been removed and it is standing in snow. the seat has been replaced with a pedal. the seat is on the handlebars and has a bright red light for a nose
December 14, 2025 at 2:41 PM
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me, wishing i was them
black and white illustration of a person holding a rake over their shoulder and looking up
December 13, 2025 at 8:54 PM
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still of a man wearing a nazi uniform, looking off screen at something quizzically. below him is a caption that says "LETTERS TO THE EDITOR - As a conservative, I'm beginning to wonder: Are we the bad guys?"
December 13, 2025 at 8:45 PM
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this is the box they use to ship me places
photo of a brown box with a label on it that says “Toronto (Poster)”
December 12, 2025 at 10:40 PM
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when we say we need to fund the arts, this is what we mean
December 11, 2025 at 10:36 PM
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when you’re mean to me this is who you’re being mean to
screenshot of a video game with a blue dog (Bluey) riding on a bicycle on green grass
December 11, 2025 at 3:14 PM
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logging on
December 11, 2025 at 1:02 PM
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screenshot of the notepad app on windows. it has the words “good morning woke font calligraphers” written in large Calibri font
December 10, 2025 at 2:11 PM
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a black image with a black & white portrait of walt disney on the right. next to him is a quote that says "God forbid baddies have hobbies" - Walt Disney
December 8, 2025 at 2:25 PM