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All aboard the #USSBIMBO 🚀 i’ll B ur Cap’n 💅🏻 your angle 😇… or yuor devil 😈
Friendly Neighborhood Space Ace 💖🖖🏻
🔞 dni 🖕🏻a i 💬 use alt text
🛍️ Bimbofleet Shop: https://ussbimbo-shop-fourthwall-com-shop.fourthwall.com/
also accepting tips 💸 v e n m o @Mercuryal
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#USSBIMBO crossed the 1K THRESHOLD!

Thank you all for being here with me on this tough little ship 💖🖖🏻✨
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Ode to Pies, here we go
November 26, 2025 at 4:19 AM
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It is, once again, Tuvok Tuesday
February 20, 2024 at 2:27 PM
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Post your warning label. This is mine:
November 26, 2025 at 4:05 AM
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Of all the aged-poorly, awkward moments to be found in the many years of the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade, this bit of live voiceover commentary from 1982 certainly earns its place on that ignominious list...
November 26, 2025 at 3:21 AM
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R351574NC3 15 FU71L3.

We are B1MBO. You will be ASSimilated with the #USSBIMBO DR0N3 C0LL3C710N 🤖💖
November 19, 2025 at 4:38 AM
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introduce yourself with four robots
January 3, 2024 at 8:18 AM
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I've got faith (Pick it up, Pick it up, Pick it up)
Faith of the HORNS 🎺🎺🎺
November 25, 2025 at 8:06 PM
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Post your warning label. This is mine:
November 25, 2025 at 5:46 AM
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i'm glitching out like when you present an unresolvable logic problem to a robot
November 26, 2025 at 3:54 AM
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inside you there are two wolves and they each have distinct and mutually exclusive jokes
i’m not sure how but this is real antipolygraph.org/blog/2025/10...
November 26, 2025 at 3:52 AM
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“We’re looking for the right amount of wrought. Not under-wrought. Not overwrought. Just wrought.”
November 26, 2025 at 3:46 AM
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The flirting 🫠
November 26, 2025 at 3:44 AM
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I think I talk more about music than anything else tonight and not even much that you would care about.
Still...
go read it.

#trans #blog #selfie #HRT #queer #lgbtqia #daily #goth #nailsthatglow #nonbinary #spacecat #life #freewriting #journal 🦇 🏳️‍⚧️ 🏳️‍🌈 📚

nailsthatglow.com/blog/f/it-is...
It is a thinking thing
As I get my face zapped with a thin bit of metal inside my facial hair follicle, I play music. The woman that does my face expressed a similar appreciation for similar music to what I like. Since I st...
nailsthatglow.com
November 26, 2025 at 3:47 AM
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November 26, 2025 at 3:24 AM
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November 26, 2025 at 3:27 AM
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November 26, 2025 at 3:32 AM
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HEY EVERYBODY
November 26, 2025 at 3:37 AM
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November 26, 2025 at 3:39 AM
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November 26, 2025 at 3:41 AM
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Omg, it really happened. I just woke up from a macgyver sex dream.
his resourcefulness could actually fix me.
Living my Patty and or Selma life… watching old episodes of mcgyver to help me sleep…
“Richard Dean Anderson will be in my dreams tonight”
November 26, 2025 at 3:34 AM
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What?? Why would you do this to yourself? The water is COLD. You go in the shower when it's WARM. Those are the rules.
wait

some of y’all stand in the shower while the water warms up? what’s wrong with you. why do you hate yourself.
November 26, 2025 at 3:32 AM
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"You'll be visited by three spirits."

The three spirits:
November 25, 2025 at 1:09 AM
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Winter Weather Advisory issued November 25 at 9:01PM CST until November 26 at 6:00PM CST by NWS Milwaukee/Sullivan WI
Additional Details Here.
November 26, 2025 at 3:15 AM
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I love this for the women in the administration. They are almost always going to be the ones their beloved colleagues and soldiers in gods army for America or whatever the fuck throw under the bus first. Awww so sad anyway what color should I do my Thanksgiving nails I have like every color
NEW:

The DOJ tells Judge James Boasberg that Kristi Noem made the decision that flights that had departed should continue on to El Salvador, in contravention of the court’s orders.
BREAKING:

“After receiving that legal advice, Secretary Noem directed that the AEA detainees who had been removed from the United States before the Court’s order could be transferred to the custody of El Salvador. “
November 26, 2025 at 1:55 AM
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[entire episode of homestar and pompom teaching coach Z to properly say the word “skeet”]
November 26, 2025 at 3:09 AM