When I was your age, searching for a phrase in quotes returned results for that exact phrase

I love that it's been a decade and we're still making fun of Jeb(!)'s presidential bid

bro WHAT THE FUCK

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this person posted an AI video (the reporter has three arms, for a start) and then turned off comments when people pointed it out, so i have to insist everybody block them. block this account right now and i'll give you a thumbs up in your mind

Im trying to be positive & whimsical in the middle of this dumpster fire of historical events and stress out of PURE SPITE bc they want us dejected and full of helplessness.

But Im so full of rage and sadness. Im like a teacup filled to the max but every day the world drops another penny in my cup

An edge-on disk galaxy, observed with the Hubble Space Telescope in the COSMOS survey.

It is at redshift unknown (lookback time unknown) with coordinates (149.73176, 2.12437).

25 volunteers classified this galaxy in Galaxy Zoo: Hubble.

i also didn’t notice the third arm but to be fair to myself, i first saw it during the mariners game

damn this one got me too

you'd think they would have cuffed that one too

well, i am

Rockin Real Good For Free(dom)

the vibes are off the charts

There are two things you can say in between numbers while counting out loud, "nothing's wrong with me" and "ha ha ha"

Current* conditions near Chicago, IL:

Today ICE came to my neighborhood, feet from me getting ready for work.

They arrested an Emmy winning television employee & others.

They were brutal. The woman cried. Cars honked to alert others of the injustice.

A peaceful area. "Not here" some said. Yes. It is here, thanks to the Supreme Court.

the interview where a local reporter said basically "this is a tactic so that less lethals hit the suit, right?" and the original frog guy responded "nah man, we're just being silly to show that this is absurd" really hit me in the soul

i get very Sisko-coded when i get into baseball

it’s the most poetic, and what is baseball if not poetry in motion

in my mind if the Brew Crew and Mariners go to the World Series, we all win no matter the outcome (Brewers win, obviously 💅🏻)

This is what I mean when I say baseball.

Manifesting

#NYCC secret menu: pronoun knife holographic stickers! ❤︎ :)) i have them tucked away behind the table just lmk you’d like one. xx

Of all the posts I've seen go up this one most captures how i feel rights now

This was in response to a video of this Kid Rock interview and I cannot stop laughing. (not actually linking to a Fox video because y'all don't need that in your lives)