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Merc with a 🫦
@mercuryal.bsky.social
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All aboard the #USSBIMBO 🚀 i’ll B ur Cap’n 💅🏻 your angle 😇… or yuor devil 😈
Friendly Neighborhood Space Ace 💖🖖🏻
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🛍️ Bimbofleet Shop: https://ussbimbo-shop-fourthwall-com-shop.fourthwall.com/
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Merc with a 🫦 @mercuryal.bsky.social · Nov 26
#USSBIMBO crossed the 1K THRESHOLD!

Thank you all for being here with me on this tough little ship 💖🖖🏻✨
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sidebangsmusic.com
Ode to Pies, here we go
November 26, 2025 at 4:19 AM
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internetperson69.bsky.social
It is, once again, Tuvok Tuesday
Tuvok claps his hands, joining the crew in a round of applause, with an impassive expression on his face. Behind him is a gaggle of other crew members, all smiling and clapping enthusiastically. Tuvok and the other crew members have stray pieces of confetti on their shoulders. Text overlaid on the image reads: "Ensign, on this Tuvok Tuesday, take a moment to reflect on all you have achieved in the past week. Survival is difficult, yet you persist. It is not illogical to celebrate the achievements of an individual, so I will indeed participate in this human tradition of applause. Congratulations." The image is a screenshot taken from Star Trek Voyager, Season 5, Episode 6, "Timeless."
February 20, 2024 at 2:27 PM
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missedith.bsky.social
Post your warning label. This is mine:
Title card reading “rated x by an all-Christian jury” From opening of masterpiece of cinema, the Velocipastor
November 26, 2025 at 4:05 AM
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kenplume.bsky.social
Of all the aged-poorly, awkward moments to be found in the many years of the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade, this bit of live voiceover commentary from 1982 certainly earns its place on that ignominious list...
November 26, 2025 at 3:21 AM
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mercuryal.bsky.social
R351574NC3 15 FU71L3.

We are B1MBO. You will be ASSimilated with the #USSBIMBO DR0N3 C0LL3C710N 🤖💖
A USSBIMBO Shop flyer for the DR0N3 C0LL3C710N (leet speak for DRONE COLLECTION) featuring a poorly edited collage of various Borgified versions of (clockwise from top: Seven, Hugh, Picard/Locutus, Tuvok, B’Elanna, Q, and Captain Janeway) wearing various hoodies in Hot (pink, light grey, dark grey, and black) printed with leet speak text BIMBO, HIMBO, and THEMBO thrice repeating pattern down arms and across front and knit hats embroidered with a singular version in black, dark grey, light grey, and baby pink. [website url in bottom right corner, see comments for direct link]
November 19, 2025 at 4:38 AM
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mercuryal.bsky.social
introduce yourself with four robots
Daystrom Android M-5-10, aka Data, saying cheerfully: “I hope we die quickly.” Vicki, aka V.I.C.I (Voice Input Child Identicant), stands with hand up palm out with a cigarette between her fingers. Her expression neutral. Buffybot holding a double bladed ax, smiles at Giles. Robotman flips the double bird.
January 3, 2024 at 8:18 AM
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mercuryal.bsky.social
I've got faith (Pick it up, Pick it up, Pick it up)
Faith of the HORNS 🎺🎺🎺
A black and white photo of an underground punk show in a graffitied warehouse edited with a bunch of the faces with various Denobulans from Star Trek and memeified with a yellow block of background text with black font in the bottom right that says: “MIGHTY MIGHTY PHLOX TONES”
November 25, 2025 at 8:06 PM
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mercuryal.bsky.social
Post your warning label. This is mine:
Susan Mayer (Terri Hatcher, Desperate Housewives) stands outside in her bathrobe looking at a newspaper in one hand while holding her coffee mug in the other. Behind her, in bright red spray paint written in large letters across her attached garage’s door, and underlined for effect like the red 100 emoji : “WHORE”.
November 25, 2025 at 5:46 AM
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parsnip.bsky.social
i'm glitching out like when you present an unresolvable logic problem to a robot
November 26, 2025 at 3:54 AM
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parsnip.bsky.social
inside you there are two wolves and they each have distinct and mutually exclusive jokes
andylevy.net andy™ @andylevy.net · 1h
i’m not sure how but this is real antipolygraph.org/blog/2025/10...
a photo of DHS acting Chief Security Officer whose name is Iwona B. Horyn
November 26, 2025 at 3:52 AM
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floregonian.com
“We’re looking for the right amount of wrought. Not under-wrought. Not overwrought. Just wrought.”
November 26, 2025 at 3:46 AM
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tom.medsky.social
The flirting 🫠
November 26, 2025 at 3:44 AM
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nailsthatglow.com
I think I talk more about music than anything else tonight and not even much that you would care about.
Still...
go read it.

#trans #blog #selfie #HRT #queer #lgbtqia #daily #goth #nailsthatglow #nonbinary #spacecat #life #freewriting #journal 🦇 🏳️‍⚧️ 🏳️‍🌈 📚

nailsthatglow.com/blog/f/it-is...
It is a thinking thing
As I get my face zapped with a thin bit of metal inside my facial hair follicle, I play music. The woman that does my face expressed a similar appreciation for similar music to what I like. Since I st...
nailsthatglow.com
November 26, 2025 at 3:47 AM
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underalls.bsky.social
an image of moe from the simpsons receiving one of bart’s notorious prank calls. the aspect ratio of the image is stressed out and its pixelated and shitty looking, which makes it funnier to me.
November 26, 2025 at 3:24 AM
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thundercrat.bsky.social
Simpsons screenshot. Moe holding a phone and calling out a name
November 26, 2025 at 3:27 AM
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fewgene.bsky.social
Moe from the Simpsons being prank called.
November 26, 2025 at 3:32 AM
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pilledtogrill.bsky.social
HEY EVERYBODY
Moe Szyslak from the Simpsons accepting another prank call from Bart
November 26, 2025 at 3:37 AM
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aisterion.bsky.social
Moe turns to the patrons in the bar
November 26, 2025 at 3:39 AM
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matt.tasty.computer
Moe from The Simpsons holding a red phone away from his ear looking angry
November 26, 2025 at 3:41 AM
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rougerogue.bsky.social
Omg, it really happened. I just woke up from a macgyver sex dream.
his resourcefulness could actually fix me.
rougerogue.bsky.social Jessica C @rougerogue.bsky.social · 14d
Living my Patty and or Selma life… watching old episodes of mcgyver to help me sleep…
“Richard Dean Anderson will be in my dreams tonight”
The Simpsons Patty or Selma in bed….
November 26, 2025 at 3:34 AM
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bibliotech.blacksky.app
What?? Why would you do this to yourself? The water is COLD. You go in the shower when it's WARM. Those are the rules.
dollarpbr.gay ✨trash✨ @dollarpbr.gay · 1d
wait

some of y’all stand in the shower while the water warms up? what’s wrong with you. why do you hate yourself.
November 26, 2025 at 3:32 AM
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mercuryal.bsky.social
"You'll be visited by three spirits."

The three spirits:
Billie Eilish, Sabrina Carpenter, and Chappell Roan all hanging out at an awards show posing together.
November 25, 2025 at 1:09 AM
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mke.nws-bot.us
Winter Weather Advisory issued November 25 at 9:01PM CST until November 26 at 6:00PM CST by NWS Milwaukee/Sullivan WI
Additional Details Here.
* WHAT...Snow expected. Total snow accumulations up to two inches. Winds gusting as high as 50 MPH. Reduced visibility expected from blowing snow. * WHERE...Portions of east central, south central, and southeast Wisconsin. * WHEN...From 6 AM to 6 PM CST Wednesday. * IMPACTS...Plan on slippery road conditions and reduced visibility from blowing snow. The hazardous conditions could impact the Wednesday morning and evening commutes. Gusty winds could bring down tree branches.
November 26, 2025 at 3:15 AM
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huma.bsky.social
I love this for the women in the administration. They are almost always going to be the ones their beloved colleagues and soldiers in gods army for America or whatever the fuck throw under the bus first. Awww so sad anyway what color should I do my Thanksgiving nails I have like every color
juliedicaro.bsky.social Julie DiCaro @juliedicaro.bsky.social · 2h
NEW:

The DOJ tells Judge James Boasberg that Kristi Noem made the decision that flights that had departed should continue on to El Salvador, in contravention of the court’s orders.
juliedicaro.bsky.social Julie DiCaro @juliedicaro.bsky.social · 2h
BREAKING:

“After receiving that legal advice, Secretary Noem directed that the AEA detainees who had been removed from the United States before the Court’s order could be transferred to the custody of El Salvador. “
November 26, 2025 at 1:55 AM
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docshartman.bsky.social
[entire episode of homestar and pompom teaching coach Z to properly say the word “skeet”]
November 26, 2025 at 3:09 AM